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Story of Medusa
moral of the story: don't fuck with Athena
Medusa was cne cf
the mast beautiful
wemen in Greece.
Because cf this, she
had many suiters
trying win her
lava.
However, she
rejected them all,
far she was a
virgin priestess
cf the Temple cf
Athena
One day, Poseidon came across Medusa
as she was praying in the Temple cf
Athena
He was enamored with her
that he raped her in the
middle cf the temple,
defiling it.
Athena was enraged and, since at this
time period it was the weman' s fault if
she was raped, unleashed all her fury en
Medusa.
Be that man oculd ever
lame her again, she turned
her intj the mast
hideous creature she
cauld imagine
Then she put Medusa en a remote
island where cne cauld find her
Then, just in case sameone
faund Medusa and was able
leek past her horrid
appearance, Athena made
it everyone Medusa
lacked upcq turned
sicne.
the mast beautiful
wemen in Greece.
Because cf this, she
had many suiters
trying win her
lava.
However, she
rejected them all,
far she was a
virgin priestess
cf the Temple cf
Athena
One day, Poseidon came across Medusa
as she was praying in the Temple cf
Athena
He was enamored with her
that he raped her in the
middle cf the temple,
defiling it.
Athena was enraged and, since at this
time period it was the weman' s fault if
she was raped, unleashed all her fury en
Medusa.
Be that man oculd ever
lame her again, she turned
her intj the mast
hideous creature she
cauld imagine
Then she put Medusa en a remote
island where cne cauld find her
Then, just in case sameone
faund Medusa and was able
leek past her horrid
appearance, Athena made
it everyone Medusa
lacked upcq turned
sicne.
...
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#3
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mhden ONLINE (10/17/2012) [+]
(20 replies)
I am Greek and you have made 2 mistakes .
1) Woman were not believed to be at fault when raped . Athena just couldn’t lay a hand on another GOD . So she released her anger upon Medusa (real name Γοργώ) .
2) Poseidon turned himself into a HORSE and THEN raped her .
1) Woman were not believed to be at fault when raped . Athena just couldn’t lay a hand on another GOD . So she released her anger upon Medusa (real name Γοργώ) .
2) Poseidon turned himself into a HORSE and THEN raped her .
#15
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PlagueDoctor (10/18/2012) [+]
(39 replies)
Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of Tits and Wine?
#1
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vegetatheprince ONLINE (10/17/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>loyal subject turns down mortal praise to worship you
>raped by another god, while praying to you, in your own damn temple
>Punish that slut
#logic of the gods
>raped by another god, while praying to you, in your own damn temple
>Punish that slut
#logic of the gods
#4
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TheVampireGirl (10/18/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
This is my 7 foot long boa, her name is Athena :P
After we feed her she turns into a child who doesn't want to go back in her cage and this is the shit she does to avoid it.
After we feed her she turns into a child who doesn't want to go back in her cage and this is the shit she does to avoid it.
#183
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N. Korean citizen (10/18/2012) [-]
fine ill say it.
EVERYONE SHE LOOKED AT STILL MADE THEM ROCK HARD.
EVERYONE SHE LOOKED AT STILL MADE THEM ROCK HARD.
#181
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TheGoddamnBatman (10/18/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
This is why I love the ancient Greek theology. Instead of one supposedly all powerful, wise, infallible deity, we get 2 dozen fucked up douche-bags with godlike powers who run around banging their cousins and sticking their dicks (both literally and figuratively) into the affairs of mortals.
Pic related, it's Hercules wrestling the fucking Nemean lion in the nude.
Pic related, it's Hercules wrestling the fucking Nemean lion in the nude.
#197
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superninjamonkeyme (10/18/2012) [-] Moral of the story, Greek Gods are assholes...but then again
#124
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brosafterhoes **User deleted account** (10/18/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
and yet, there are still people out there who thought she was attractive..
#128
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thisotherdude ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-] If we can take anything from this story, it's that Greek gods were assholes.
