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#20 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
MFW I'm a high school debater and I critique the mindset of the underpinnings of the language/position of the Affirmative/Resolution using psychoanalytical and philosophical (including all branches, metaphysical, epistemelogical, and ethical) indicts.   
   
						****					 you mean it's not useful
MFW I'm a high school debater and I critique the mindset of the underpinnings of the language/position of the Affirmative/Resolution using psychoanalytical and philosophical (including all branches, metaphysical, epistemelogical, and ethical) indicts.

**** you mean it's not useful
User avatar #117 to #20 - chuffberry (10/18/2012) [-]
and how many careers are there for doing that, and how well do they pay?
User avatar #118 to #117 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
it's all about the $ i presume?
User avatar #119 to #118 - chuffberry (10/18/2012) [-]
it's sort of about the money. i agree that you should pursue something you love, but you don't want to live in a cardboard box and be forced to give handjobs for enough money to buy food
User avatar #120 to #119 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
diogenes disagrees, but you're right. I don't want to ever go to that level
#109 to #20 - evantheboss (10/18/2012) [-]
Shut the **** up "genius"
Call the number
User avatar #121 to #109 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
they told me to kill myself. What do?
#104 to #20 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/18/2012) [-]
And clearly you are so comfortable with this you felt the need to tell everyone in the most pretentious manner possible, knowing full well not a damn person cares.
User avatar #77 to #20 - biggrand (10/18/2012) [-]
It would be a better minor for social/government/ science fields I'd imagine. Just so you have something to use it for.
#76 to #20 - zash (10/18/2012) [-]
Are you a MASSdebator? as in debating in large groups?
#110 to #76 - evantheboss (10/18/2012) [-]
No, he's a master debater.
User avatar #59 to #20 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2012) [-]
So, what, you can ask people WHY they would like fries with that?
#60 to #59 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
inb4 i already used it this thread. It's relevant
User avatar #61 to #60 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2012) [-]
But, hey, it's a good major if you just want to mentally **** with people.
User avatar #62 to #61 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
It's a good major if you can deal with the cerebral sodomy that happens every day you have class
#102 to #62 - CommonJoo (10/18/2012) [-]
lolol look at you, trying to sound smart. Adorable
#65 to #62 - heartlessrobot (10/18/2012) [-]
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What about regular sodomy?
User avatar #50 to #20 - eliteqtip (10/18/2012) [-]
People say that i'm quite the master debater.
#111 to #50 - evantheboss (10/18/2012) [-]
My speech teacher literally called me a master debater way back in middle school. **** , I hated that class.
He was fired 2 years later for sexually harassing a female student. May I remind you, his old ass was teach 8th graders. He is how I picture partnerintroll turning out.
User avatar #51 to #50 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm quite the cunning linguist
User avatar #53 to #51 - eliteqtip (10/18/2012) [-]
I think we can both agree that we are both Science's gift to mankind.
#54 to #53 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #20 - zarcos (10/18/2012) [-]
That may have been the most ignorant and uninformed comment I have ever read on the internet.....good luck at the philosophy factory btw.
User avatar #31 to #28 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
An opinion against mine?!

Allow me to present my butt to you so you may proceed to hurt it.
User avatar #23 to #20 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
Philosophy isn't useful, and neither is high school debate.
If you're not at tertiary education for Law, Medicine, Engineering, Science, IT, Teaching Qualifications or Architecture, you're wasting time and money.
#112 to #23 - evantheboss (10/18/2012) [-]
What about business? :)
I really yearn for your approval. Please, oh please, justify my major!
User avatar #115 to #112 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
Uh... not sure how I forgot about business.
User avatar #34 to #23 - ferrettamer (10/18/2012) [-]
I'm not sure whether Computer Science goes under science or IT
User avatar #38 to #34 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
Both, more or less.
And by engineering, I meant all forms of trades, like electricians and mechanics and even plumbers. (I was amazed that you had to take a course to be a plumber.)
+1
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User avatar #74 to #64 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
I know that now, but it surprised me at the time.
#27 to #23 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Who says that life is punctuated by success? Let one live his life as he would like to. In my case, I'm pursuing a scholarly career like my main 						*****					 Slavoj Zizek, probably the coolest philosopher ever
Who says that life is punctuated by success? Let one live his life as he would like to. In my case, I'm pursuing a scholarly career like my main ***** Slavoj Zizek, probably the coolest philosopher ever
User avatar #148 to #27 - Hayzer (10/18/2012) [-]
Ratatouille is an awesome film.
User avatar #33 to #27 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
Live your life however the **** you want, but tertiary education is expensive as **** , and with the development of the Internet, the only point to it is the qualifications you get from it. Everything else, you can google.
User avatar #40 to #33 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Half the stuff you learn in tertiary education is practically impossible to google, as far as my graduate friends tell me (Law + Medical). You seriously have to buckle down and read scholarly articles
User avatar #42 to #40 - aldheim (10/18/2012) [-]
You obviously don't know how google works.
User avatar #45 to #42 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
google is my life as a debater. And i promise you that more than half of the evidence we use to debate with is google. but places like aaaarg and JSTOR are way more useful, for debate and graduate school
User avatar #21 to #20 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I was on the debate team and you made it sound way more intelligent than it really is.

I dont know how debate is where you live, but in Colorado, its a bunch of liberal douchebags who think they are important because they like to organize manilla folders, knit crochet hats and eat only vegatables.

And then there is the "Humor/Drama/Duo" Competitors who know nothing intelligent and take Debate as an extra drama class.
#24 to #21 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
practically what my debate team has turned into, IE competitors. And I don't mind, because it allows for some fine girls to stay on the team   
   
and if you did policy or higher level LD, thats exactly how intelligent kritikal arguments are. But not everyone likes that type of argument   
   
Also I live in florida, so our team has plenty of liberals and conservatives (my crush is a staunch republican) but most of us who actually debate are libertarians. So I'm sorry for your experience with it, I really wish more people debated
practically what my debate team has turned into, IE competitors. And I don't mind, because it allows for some fine girls to stay on the team

and if you did policy or higher level LD, thats exactly how intelligent kritikal arguments are. But not everyone likes that type of argument

Also I live in florida, so our team has plenty of liberals and conservatives (my crush is a staunch republican) but most of us who actually debate are libertarians. So I'm sorry for your experience with it, I really wish more people debated
User avatar #29 to #24 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
It was fun in concept, and i had a few good friends on the team. My partner was a total fuking.....just......gah i hated it
User avatar #22 to #21 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I did CX and Nat Extemp, and while I enjoyed the process I hated most the people I had to work with.
User avatar #30 to #22 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
and I imagine you quit. but that's not your fault, dumb bitches aren't at your caliber
User avatar #32 to #30 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
I didnt quit. Did it from Sophomore through Senior year. Won NX Regionals Senior year and declined going to nats for CX Senior year.
User avatar #35 to #32 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Awesome job bro. Props. MX and CX seem to be the only thing we're good at our school
User avatar #37 to #35 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Yeah. Our CX team was one of the best in our state, and we had decent LD and NX/FX too. None of us were very good at Humor/Drama though
User avatar #41 to #37 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
sadly I wish we were the same. We're the exact opposite however, with anomaly CX and MX programs (Student run of course, because our coach is a douche)
User avatar #44 to #41 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Our coach was stupidly liberal.

My favorite part was after traveling to Colorado Springs to compete, we stopped at subway. Shes a vegatarian and she ordered chicken on her sandwhich.

I asked her "Why are you eating chicken? I thought you were a vegatarian." she said "Chicken isn't meat."

From then on, I felt like an island of rational in a sea of stupidity.
#48 to #44 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
lmfao ******* libs.

Well I'ma junior and I've had three coaches. The rundown goes:
1. Old Fat Bitch that uses "I had cancer once!" as an excuse for everything. Had a heart attack and left. Feel bad because I probably caused it
2. Journalism major fresh out of college who didn't know **** . Ended up being eye candy for the debate nerds who can't get any
3. English major. Extremely ******* elitist lib. Says Pretty Woman is better than Star Wars (that's how you know he's whipped)

#66 to #48 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
Pretty woman > Star wars
User avatar #68 to #66 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
to each his own. Personally MLP>Star Wars> Pretty Woman.
#70 to #68 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
/) I agree completely.
/) I agree completely.
User avatar #71 to #70 - partnerintroll ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
thanks for entertaining me. Off to **** brony board
User avatar #72 to #71 - fauxshores ONLINE (10/18/2012) [-]
*Clop clop* - Have fun.
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