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Submitted: 10/17/2012
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#5 - midgetnigger (10/17/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Fixed the last frame.
#18 - shallneverrepost (10/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #19 - kinglobster (10/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1. suck my own dick
2. suck my own dick
3. suck my own dick
User avatar #117 - JohnTheRipper (10/17/2012) [+] (11 replies)
yeah id attempt to suck my own dick. that would probably be my first thing on my to-do list. to much **** to do though. i'd pop a portal on the ceiling then one on floor and free fall for a while. probably suck my own dick again. pop a portal under neath my neighbors door mat. ring the doorbell. put the other portal on the ceiling of his porch so he free falls and ***** himself. suck my own dick AGAIN. pop a portal onto a wooden board. put the other portal on the wall. throw the board into the other portal. watch the world burn. suck my own dick again.
#142 - derangedberger (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#75 - warlockrichard (10/17/2012) [-]
what I'd do with a portal gun
what I'd do with a portal gun
#200 - qchrisman (10/17/2012) [-]
Stop saying repsost, its called Funnyjunk, no OC-junk
pic is me
#78 - melllvinnn (10/17/2012) [+] (10 replies)
everyone's having their fantasies about how they would use portals,

and i'm just here, thinking about how portals only work on moonstone.
#199 - HomerSimpson (10/17/2012) [-]
You posted this from a girl's point of view so you left out a lot.
I would do terrible, terrible things with a portal gun and I am not ashamed to admit it.
#105 - sweateagle (10/17/2012) [-]
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#97 - sweateagle (10/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #21 - lazaman (10/17/2012) [-]
Every one says suck their own dick......
and I would do the same thing....
Then I would get a large Piece of paper, and Put an orange Portal on it. Then fold it up and mail it to some random Place. Then when they unfolded it I would jump through and mug them.
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#62 - senseofpurpose (10/17/2012) [-]
really? thats your top 3?   
   
all 3 of mine would be open a portal under female's skirts
really? thats your top 3?

all 3 of mine would be open a portal under female's skirts
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User avatar #163 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I would **** myself if I had a portal gun
#179 to #164 - dreamzz ONLINE (10/17/2012) [-]
Hold the 						****					 on.   
   
Here's what you need:   
-Piece of cardboard   
-Something, like a piece of fuzzy fabric or some 						****					   
-A large object, like a cardboard box   
-A Chair   
-Tape (Stong ass tape)   
-Your penis   
-And your Asshole   
   
1) Lay first portal on the seat of the chair.   
2) Lay second portal on the bottom of the Cardboard box (Or any object like that).   
3) Cut a dick shaped whole in the piece of cardboard and line the hole with the furry fabric.   
4) Sit on the cardboard that's over the portal chair, asshole directly above the hole in the cardboard.   
5) Erect dick.   
6) Slide your dick into the cardboard box portal and through the dick hole in the cardboard piece.   
7) Immediately regret decision because either you aren't gay and don't find joy in this, or the fact that you did not apply lube.     
   
   
I've had alot of time to think and daydream of this moment.
Hold the **** on.

Here's what you need:
-Piece of cardboard
-Something, like a piece of fuzzy fabric or some ****
-A large object, like a cardboard box
-A Chair
-Tape (Stong ass tape)
-Your penis
-And your Asshole

1) Lay first portal on the seat of the chair.
2) Lay second portal on the bottom of the Cardboard box (Or any object like that).
3) Cut a dick shaped whole in the piece of cardboard and line the hole with the furry fabric.
4) Sit on the cardboard that's over the portal chair, asshole directly above the hole in the cardboard.
5) Erect dick.
6) Slide your dick into the cardboard box portal and through the dick hole in the cardboard piece.
7) Immediately regret decision because either you aren't gay and don't find joy in this, or the fact that you did not apply lube.


I've had alot of time to think and daydream of this moment.
#154 - jalthelas (10/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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The Narnia one would be a child molester's fantasy
User avatar #104 - hairymanbeast (10/17/2012) [-]
I had to re-read the last panel. I thought he said, "Hello children, I'm Asian!"
#100 - xblufferx (10/17/2012) [-]
I agree with freddie w
I agree with freddie w
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