Scam Warning

> Leave "important" wallet with stuff in it at home.
> Aquire "Fake" empty wallet.
> Fill "Fake" empty wallet with fake money (not that multicoloted monopoly money, the fake money you can buy at dollar tree)
> Wear skinny jeans.
> Put "fake" wallet in skinny jeans pocket, so that it's hard to get my wallet out and takes time.
> Go to SM parking lot.
> Two perfect 10/10s flag me down.
> They get in my car and start making out in the back seat.
> One of them comes up front and unzips my zipper and starts slowly stroking my hard cock.
> She opens her mouth and engulfs my dick with her lucious lips and tongue.
> It goes on for a good 30 mins (while the the other girl is groping my crotch area trying to get my wallet.
> I finally blow my load inside her mouth like a ******* champion. (not the stupid porn cumshots to the face, because I don't **** around.)
> FEELSGOODMAN
> Girls finally sneak the wallet and get out of the car and walk off.
> I drive around the block.
> Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard.
> Their shadows, searching in the night.
> Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.
> Hiding, somewhere in the night.
> Don't stop, believing! Hold on to that feelin'!!

mfw i have a satchel

**relaxx rolled a random image posted in comment #158 at EVERY FUCKING TIME!! ** mfw im one of those girls and find out you're the one scamming me

**bizzarenight rolled a random image posted in comment #126 at Women **

women trying to be crafty and manipulative, well us men have RAPE to put them back in their place!

**thegayvindon rolled a random image posted in comment #14860 at Reaction Images ** No, I'm not nude.

In unrelated news, leather prices have sky-rocketed.

>mfw they found out i have no wallet

"this is funny because of sex" - the 12 year old of this site

I posted something similiar like this a while ago:
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3742225/Be+careful/
...except no pictures of half ***** women.

Put empty, yet fancy looking wallet on the front seat in your car
Go to SM park
Let them inside your car
Lock the doors
Active the rape face.

Go there without your wallet...

**Griffinwish rolls 50**
RAAAR

**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1066358 at MLP Friendly Board **