helpful tips for every day life 2

It doesn't work this way mate. You either follow the instructions to the word or no hot meals for you.

dont do it man. i labeled it box 2 once and i got my leg chopped off.

He was thumbed down because all he did was reword the first joke.
And also because he's a faggot.

Well, you can see the results.

I didn't say it was his OC

I said I hadn't seen it

" If I havn't seen it before, its news to me! "

I guess you meant reddit. xom/r/lifeprotips, because thats were I've seen them. Who cares, the people on funnyjunk haven't seen them

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don't mind me, just testing something.

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i'm just wondering why the tip isn't just to switch your pillowcase every day. i guess if you don't have many pillowcases.

I did it a couple nights ago, laundry day and I forgot to throw everything in the dryer.
The oils in your hair are thicker than the oils produced on your face, that's why a dirty pillow is so nasty.

whats your point?this said that it helps you get away from acne.I dont see anything that tells me it has helped you...

i guess this is related?

learnt all my chick pick up lines from here too, none have worked yet though..

**robodarkvision rolled a random comment #1474998 posted by cannibaltroll at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :

Best. Roll. Ever.

Get a cow, and lead it to the roof of a building. They can't walk down stairs, so it usually takes a crane to get it out.

Get a crane into the pool. It usually takes a cow walking up matresses to get it out.

I have to try that out

seriously? dang

Hot chicks? Maybe on the off chance you are boarding the same flight back to the same city or back home?

i look like i have a fucking disease. if that tip works i will suck op's dick

Suave Shampoo for Men.

Use it as facial cleanser. It strips EVERYTHING out of your skin. After a week, your acne disappears, and it'll stay that way if you use it every couple of days afterward.

Thanks, man. I'll give it a try. Nothing has worked so far.

I live in southern Ohio (Miami Valley area), and there's this Russian woman who immigrated here in the mid-80's and is a licensed Russian beauticuan.

You lay on a table, and she pokes your face with a scalpel. And drains your pores.

Then she puts a mask on you. Wait 10 minutes.

Mask comes off, and she used a shocking bulb to treat your face. She then mixes up a rubbing-alcohol based salve you apply daily. She may also give you Dead Sea mineral scrub.

On to of it all, we've never paid more than $55. Thats a scheduled visit with purchase of scrub, lotion and an extraction. If she asks you back, it's free. Scrub is 15, lotion/salve is 20.

My cystic acne was gone in a month and a half. This woman works miracles.

Holy fuck thank you. (I live near Miami U)

You want me to PM you her number?

Already found her with the wonders of google.

Just to make sure, what name did you find?

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that sounds like it would be painful, though. is it?

yes, very. But it was worth it. The lotion even helps erase the scars.

yeah, i can understand. like literally every pore on my nose is a blackhead. i've got oily hair and skin, so i get zits all over my face. i'm lucky that they're a bunch of small ones, but still. i hate feeling my face and feeling all the little bumps :/

Lucia gets clients from all over the country. If you can afford to travel, she'll gladly help.

yeah, i kinda can't. is she anywhere near akron, because i go there during summers sometimes.

Shes closer to Dayton. Centerville more specifically.

Sounds good, I'm down.

but wouldn't it dry out your face?
i use neutrogena's facial bar, and that makes my face a bit dry, so i have to use a moisturizer too.

Another tip is to try and stay in cool, dry places, moisture and heat tend to be the problem, as those help you sweat and clog pores.

So literally, the cool side of the pillow is better for your face

Uhh, don't put fucking liquids in your garbage can like you're supposed to.

i'm pretty sure rotten foods you put into the garbage will decay and create a nasty liquid which will then sit at the bottom of the garbage can, it doesn't necessarily mean that someone is dumping liquids into the garbage.

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Alright then, I see what you mean. I'm sorry.

Drill it before you put the bag in?

broken glass, sharp edges of any sort, and really hot items will melt the bag. i wasn't even thinking of drilling hole into the can, through the bag.

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had gotten enough oxygen at birth?

Who put's liquid in a garbage bag, anyway? Pour it down the sink, fuckers!

look to comment 251... i just went over that

another way of doing it is changing your pillow case regularly...servers the same purpose

It works, though I suggest under shirts, normal T's being too grainy in texture most of the time