Fictional matchups

>Thor
>made in America

Thor-Asgard
Yoda-unknown

I feel that Norse mythology is being ridiculed. Glad we're a few people left with the body of a half-jötunn and the face of an asagod.

Que no panda el cúnico!
(No, i don't have any Chavo/Chapulín picture)

Me lleva el chanfle!

Thos is stolen character. thats it.
just with fancy shiny clothes

I think you're pretty stupid when you think that Marvel didnt take Thor from the norse mythology, when he is from Asgaard, have a hammer that's called Mjolnir, is son of Odin, and so on...
Marvel's version is just a fancy pants version of the real Thor.

Don Ramon fuck yeah

CAN'T....HANDLE....MANLINESS

someone should turn that gif into a fj and repost thing.

Though, I do agree on that part.

how the fuck do you get something like that wrong

He's also wearing power armor.

Although I do agree with you, I suspect they mean its where he was created as a character, although I could be wrong, and it could just be dumb.

right on the money

Exactly what I thought.

i'd go with hawkeye

yes, legolas is boss and took down Mumakil... but hawkeye was shooting things he wasn't even looking at

Legolas shot things that he wasn't looking at too. He also shot three at once with three arrows nocked at once. And hand to hand, Legolas would destroy him as well. Gotta remember, Elven reflexes, Hawkeye would be dead before he knew Legolas was there.

You do realize in most comics Hawkeyes can shoot his bow more'n 2 miles, correct?

And how far can Legolas see?

Hmm?

And shoot?

Hmm?

Fuck your shit

Normal Human Being who can shoot 2 miles.

vs Elf with enhanced everything he can do what was said, 400 yards?

What does that tell you?

10560 feet compared to 1200?

Now who said I was only comparing how far said characters could shoot?

Let's focus on what's more important.

Elvish Archer:
Can see far more than Hawkeye, in other words, can see WHAT he's shooting at, without a new mechanic bow.

Human Archer:
Can shoot really far, in other words, doesn't know what the hell he is shooting at and wasting arrows on shit. Even with a new bow, because this isn't a battle with scopes.

Then no magic either. Pretty sure most of what Legolas uses is magic anyway.

I have not used 'magic' consistently, and indeed the Elven-queen Galadriel is obliged to remonstrate with the Hobbits on their confused use of the word both for the devices and operations of the Enemy, and for those of the Elves. I have not, because there is not a word for the latter (since all human stories have suffered the same confusion). But the Elves are there (in my tales) to demonstrate the difference. Their 'magic' is Art, delivered from many of its human limitations: more effortless, more quick, more complete (product, and vision in unflawed correspondence). And its object is Art not Power

From a letter to Allen & Unwin 1 August 1950

This is a letter From J.R.R. Elves don't use magic. They use art.

Hawkeye, his mask can actually zoom in on his targets, or in this case his glasses, that and he doesn't even need to be looking at you to kill you.

No scopes still. (Which characters are we talking about? Movies or Comics?)

(Or books?)

All of them my good man. Hawkeye has trained extensively whereas Legolas is actually using a magical bow that allows his shots to hit their mark every time, as do all Elves.

It is enchanted. But even without so, Legolas still has more years of Training, whereas Hawkeye has around (how the fuck old since the circus) years.

Ah yes. But did Legolas save the fucking world three times over?

N'or did Hawkeye (alone). And he did save it from a greater threat, or at least supported (in which he did protect Sam and Frodo.)

This is true, both have great skill with their bows, if this were to happen the fight would take a while.

I think we can simply agree, both have greatly advanced features. But in a fight, with certain things twisted, certain creatures would win. Without a mechanical bow, and using the same bow as Legolas, with no glasses/mask, Legolas would win. With Hawkeye's bow, and glasses, Legolas would be a little lost.

Indeed. If both used the same bows, and the same arrows then I believe it would be a tie.

This was a very heated debate, my friend. I hope we can do this more and "geek out" some time again. Farewell.

Have a classy day my good sir.

Damn right man...

not to mention he's an Elf, meaning his endurance, speed, strength, accuracy and such are increased I think...

In some fictions, yes.

Do not forget height though.

How many years does he have of experience again?

Because remember, Elves age slower than humans...

And you know

He would snipe Hawkeye.

He doesn't even need a scope.

Exactly...

That's why Legolas would win...

go suck on a tit, chapulin would so kick thor's ass like it's not even funny bruh

Hawkeye power is the perfect accuracy, Leglas cant win

ip man would show up and destroy them all.

bruce lee would kick all of their asses blindfolded

Show premieres on december 21, 2012

Mr. Miyagi would slaughter them all because HES FUCKING MR. MIYAGI.

Oh fuck no. At first I was like 'Oh yea Bruce Lee and Chuck, they'd win.' Then I saw Tony Jaa. I'm almost 100% certain that he alone could fuck them both up.

Actually when Thor was banished from asgard he reincarnated in an American Doctor called Donald Blake, and since he was reborn in America, technically it makes its his birthplace.

Nowhere in the Eddas nor in the Sagas does it say anything like that.

It's talking about where they were created. Yoda isn't from the USA either.

If you refer back to the content, you can see that Legolas was from a different realm.