Felix breaks Mel Gibsons Record

"Ahhhh, my nipples! They hurt! They hurt when I twist them!"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the National Institute of Dramatic Art in Sydney., and I’ve been involved in numerous Racial scandal's on The Jewish People, and I have over 300 confirmed Movies. I am trained in Improv and I’m the Actor in the entire Outback armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another role. I will play your role with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Jew NIggers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, mate. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, Mate I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can act in over seven hundred open roles, and that’s just with my action personas. Not only am I extensively trained in blending in, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United Actors Guild and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little Bugger. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, Mate Like The Humungus before you you're fucking dead.

I liked The Patriot.

Anyone seen "Get the Gringo"? I thought it was a good movie...

...Bumgardener?

My maturity level is off the fucking charts.

win.

any1 else think mel looks like sheogorath there?

THE FUCK.

His 'Stache is a fucking cross.

True fucking devotion

^This... ^THIS is classy humor

i love you OP

That is all.

A gave you a thumb up not because I laughed but because it was the first post related to Felix that was actually clever.

I kid, I kid.

all i could think of when i read mel gibson