Russian Problems. I feel the same way about being hungry and having a full refrigerator.. One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says; "What you do with my daughter?!" I
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Russian Problems

I feel the same way about being hungry and having a full refrigerator

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#22 - hemming (10/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
One night, I was in bed, beating my wife, when phone ring. I beat
phone, then pick it up. I hear voice. Voice says;
"What you do with my daughter?!"
I turn to wife and demand to know why her father interrupt me beating
her. But she say, her father is dead!
Then, KGB break into house and arrest me for illegal possession of phone.
Such is life in Moscow.
#27 - djchrssychrs (10/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
-one time my friend did 10 vodkas   
-other friend walks in   
-"fred is die"   
-no
-one time my friend did 10 vodkas
-other friend walks in
-"fred is die"
-no
#3 - analleakage (10/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
False, all russians have an unlimited amount of vodka.
False, all russians have an unlimited amount of vodka.
#1 - Protagonistism (10/15/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You have my Vodka...
#81 - SKiraL (10/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In Soviet Russia...
User avatar #4 - codyxvasco (10/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"What is this? My vision....it is clear! My hands! They do not tremble! I can think and speak in coherent sentences. AIAHHH! I'm....s-sober!!!!!" -Nicolai Belinski.
#72 - satexas (10/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#42 - sittingwhale (10/16/2012) [-]
i appologize comrade, but central government is now rationing vodka!
#5 - boeka (10/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#63 - HARMONYHARMONY (10/16/2012) [-]
STAY AWAY FROM MY VODKA....

What, it's a classic!
#39 - skinless (10/16/2012) [-]
**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #44 at yotsuba ** in soviet russia
#34 - drmrniceguy (10/16/2012) [-]
THAT WAS DELISHUZ
THAT WAS DELISHUZ
#76 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
#71 - jitterz (10/16/2012) [-]
**jitterz rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Al pacino **   
<~~~ what gets me drunk
**jitterz rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at Al pacino **
<~~~ what gets me drunk
#35 - tranminh (10/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
trivia time!

In the Russian alphabet, the words vodka and water are only different by one letter
User avatar #69 to #35 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
That letter is K.
Vodka & voda.
#24 - biggrand (10/15/2012) [-]
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in soviet russia
User avatar #15 - meneerjules (10/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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