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What the fuck did you just fucking say
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I' ll have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and We been involved in
numerous secret raids on ., and I have over no confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I' m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces.
You are nothing to me butturt _ I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes inwhich has never been seen before on this Earth, you' re
fucking dead, kiddo.
in reply to 3 weeks ago
What in Davy Jones' megust bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I' ll have
ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Ne led numerous
raids on fishing villages, and raped over son wenches. I be trained in hatband-
run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high
seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I' ll have gorguts for
garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
pineapple Toaster in reply to adays ago 89 h
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I' ll have you
know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and We been involved in
numerous secret raids on ., and I have over no confirmed kills. I am
trained in gorilla warfare and I' m the top sniper in the entire us armed forces.
You are nothing to me butturt _ I will wipe you the fuck out with
precision the likes inwhich has never been seen before on this Earth, you' re
fucking dead, kiddo.
in reply to 3 weeks ago
What in Davy Jones' megust bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I' ll have
ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and Ne led numerous
raids on fishing villages, and raped over son wenches. I be trained in hatband-
run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high
seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I' ll have gorguts for
garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
pineapple Toaster in reply to adays ago 89 h
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Saundazzz (10/15/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Read the whole reply in a pirate voice. My brain is good at accents.
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MasterMario (10/15/2012) [+]
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What the swag did you just fucking yolo about me, you little wayne? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the SwagFags, and I've been involved in numerous Obey Records , and I have over 300 confirmed Swaggers. I am trained in wearing snapbacks and I'm the top poser in the entire Swagfag Army. You are nothing to me but just another No swag. I will swag you the fuck out with swagger the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking hashtags. You think you can get away with not taking pictures in the mirror over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mom, she has alot of swag, and your ratchet ass is being traced right now so you better prepare for the yolo, nigga. The yolo that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're fucking dead, nigga. I can swag anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my baggy skinny jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in having plugs and snake bites, but I have access to the entire Hollister store. and I will use it to its full swaggness to wipe your miserable swag off the face of tumblr, you little Non trend follower. I will swag yolo all over you and you will swag in it. You're fucking dead, nigga.
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shizzel (10/15/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
I found a thread with a few more copypastas.
Pirate:
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.
Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
Pirate:
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true.
You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist.
Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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doopleganger (10/15/2012) [-] I have an Elder Scrolls one:
By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.
By the Nine Divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been known to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovahkiin. You think you can come into my mind through this magic device and insult me? Think again, scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach, you Draugr. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the Thieves Guild, Dark Brotherhood, Mages College, and untold hordes of Daedric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of Oblivion. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to Oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.
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willycole (10/15/2012) [+]
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What the heck did you just freaking say about me, you little sweetypie? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Yale, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Meanies United, and I have over 300 confirmed hugs. I am trained in cuddle warfare and I’m the top cupcake baker in the entire US love forces. You are nothing to me but just another apple of my eye. I will tickle you the heck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my lovely words. You think you can get away with saying that kindness to me over the Internet? Thought right honey. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of florists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the love, dumpling. The storm that enhances out the impressive big thing you call your life. You’re absolutely wonderful, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hug you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in compliments, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Cuddle Division and I will use it to its full extent to hug your big impressive compassion off the face of the hate world, you little cutey. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little lovely comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you could have hugged your wonderful mother. But you could, you did, and now you’re paying the reward price, you extraordinary sweety. I will tickle with fury all over you and you will drown in happiness. You’re freaking awesome, kiddo.
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Icedangel ONLINE (10/15/2012) [+]
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Why the fuck did this copy pasta become so popular.
I mean, c'mon. The world record for most sniper kills is 255.
I mean, c'mon. The world record for most sniper kills is 255.
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Riukanojutsu (10/15/2012) [+]
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Its funny because when i use it on youtube i usualy get: lrn2speelguerilla as answer
Y U NO
Y U NO
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spellspot **User deleted account** (10/15/2012) [-] What in the devil’s name did y’all just say about me, you little sinner? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Bible School, been involved in numerous Billy Graham crusades, and have over 300 confirmed soul-savings. I am trained in New Testament apologetics and am the top converter in the entire Baptist Church. Y’all ain’t nothin’ to me but another sinnin’ atheist. I will bring you to Jesus with a passion the likes of which ain’t never before been seen on this Earth, y’all mark what I’m sayin’. You think you can get away with that there sinful talk over the Internet? Think again, pagan. As we speak I’m contactin’ my secret network of deacons across the USA and your local church address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sermon, devil’s child. The sermon that wipes the blackness right out of your soul. Your sinful days are over, kid. I can radio evangelize anywhere, anytime, and I can bring you to Jesus in over 700 different ways, and that’s just with bare Bible verses. Not only am I extensively trained in hermeneutics, but I have access to the entire hymnal collection of the Protestant Church and I will use it to its full extent to see that you know who the Lord Jesus is. If only you could have known what kind of fire and brimstone preachin’ your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your blasphemous tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re payin’ the tithe, you unredeemed heathen. You’re goin’ to Hell.
