In a parallel Universe far far away!
J Hi there! Finally the new
Homo Sapiens 5 is out!
i Here it is!! Isn' t he gorgeous?
J But as we promised
we are going to perform
the first drop test on him!!
Hm, as you see there are a few scratches on
his face from a drop at the height of my volume buttons!
Let' s see what happens with drop from the height of my
front face camera...
Oh no.... As you see there is blood coming out of
the mouth and the eyes have somewhat
popped out. My last drop will be from the height of
my power button...
WOW! Seems really damaged now...
The right eye has been completely
ripped off its place while the left one is really
hanging from its display nerves.
Well, it seems that the new smartest,
Home Sapiens 5 is very fragile.
So, if you are thinking on buying one
I would advice you to equip it with
the newest clothes available!