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The coward: Every platoon has
one. Everything about: his body
language says he' s hesitant,
afraid, and too busy regretting
all the girls he never kissed
to shoot at anybody. If these
toys were in color, there’ d be
a yellow stain across the front
of his pants.
Yeah, he looks badass.
Like he' s caught in some primal
1: . There are just
two problems: First, that is not:
in any way how a gun works. And
second, he Basically has polio:
If you ever tried to stand him
up, the t: rifle would
topple him right over. He spent
most battles casually leaning
against; jeeps like a worktime
Fonsie.
Nothing exciting to see here,"
says the Binocular Pointing Guy,
fights over there. The only
good thing about: t: his guy is
that there are always a dis-
proportionately large number of
them- For every
badass, there are three
telling him which way to throw.
For some reason, it' s the only
figure you never lose.
You don' t; bring a knife to a
and you don* t bring a
metal detector to a pretend war-
Minesweeper Guy is absolutely
vital in a real war, yes, but no
til year old is spending playtime
painstakingly sweeping the area
for mines. And if they are,
they” re probably autistic and
you should be understanding of
their differences.
Just like Binocular Pointing Guy,
except he has eschewed even the
miniscule value that pointing at:
stuff brings to the battlefield.
There he is, smiling politely
and waving, apparently trying
to introduce himself to war.
Some guys bring bazookas, some
guys bring bayonets; this guy
brought manners.
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User avatar #1 - shinnok (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A True General Can Find A Task For Every Soldier
#17 - toastableduckling (10/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I always thought the 4th one was supposed to be walking through water..
#15 - bollocksonabus (10/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
ADVANCE!
#44 - meowtroll (10/15/2012) [+] (12 replies)
5. captain, who instructs everyone
4. that guy is lifting his gun because he is in water
3. pathfinder / recon
2. the most bad ass mother ****** who ever brought a metal detector to a war (guns are for pussies)
1. coordinate man for mortars
then again in war I would have to say I would not last long with an army of green plastic soldiers.
Pic relevant?
#21 - dustypengwin (10/14/2012) [+] (17 replies)
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you hnnnggg you lose...
#88 - zerolizer (10/15/2012) [-]
*If these toys were in color.* **** I forgot green wasn't a color.
User avatar #117 - archmagistersparkl (10/15/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i always though #4 was crawling into battle. that's why he couldn't actually stand up.
#84 - noodlelover (10/15/2012) [-]
This ************ karate chopped people.... **** you hes a beast
#87 - FJrulez (10/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Reminded me of this. Had some great times with this game.
User avatar #135 - appleshakes (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
isn't the second one meant to be when they walk through water, they hold the guns up so they stay dry.
#156 - mynameisbillylol (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#163 to #156 - cometfire (10/15/2012) [-]
Being stupid on the internet will lead to bleach drinking. For your sake, and the sake of the world, just shut the hell up.
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#128 - twinX (10/15/2012) [-]
#179 - mitdwit (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Don't even get me ******* started on the bitch calling his BFF.
#86 - raquelian (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**raquelian rolls 46**
#38 - RoyalNightmare (10/15/2012) [-]
>mfw description.

Cracked's logo is right there, and you credit Stumbleupon?
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User avatar #137 to #131 - chrisfloyd (10/15/2012) [-]
I had a mortar guy but his job was to blow up the hot wheels tanks when the bazooka guy died. don't you dare say he was useless.
User avatar #24 - vorigito ONLINE (10/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually number 4 is to simulate a guy wading through a creek or river holding the gun above his head.
User avatar #105 - LocoJoe (10/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Who ever wrote this is a ******* moron who can't into stratagem.

#5 is a spy. Look in his left hand, those are enemy documents he stole. Now he's just trying to get back to his CO and help plan an ambush or something.

#4 is obviously in CQC and has run out of ammo in his magazine so his only way to survive is a bayonet attack.

#3 is coordinating an artillery/mortar barrage.

#2 shows how stupid as **** the writer is. You don't just send a wave of men into the battlefield, that's how you lose your men. Look for mines and you'll not only save lives but if you have skilled technicians you can use those explosives against the enemy.

#1 is either spotter for a sniper or a spotter in the mortar team.
#114 to #105 - draguana (10/15/2012) [-]
It's a post complaining about children's toys, not the usefullness of those soldiers in a real battle. They're plastic children toys, and you're butthurt over them.
User avatar #102 - gjtz (10/15/2012) [-]
My tanks were useless because they never had straight barrels.
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