Oh Jesus. . was ARE mstr WITH has THEN ARE HE THAT Tfa' WITH HE kaitie, Jesus was one. "Only a sith deal in absolutes," That's quite an absolute statement there Obi.
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Oh Jesus

was ARE
mstr WITH has
THEN ARE
HE THAT Tfa'
WITH HE
kaitie,
Jesus was one
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User avatar #6 - thisusernameisalie (10/14/2012) [+] (8 replies)
"Only a sith deal in absolutes," That's quite an absolute statement there Obi.
#8 - jhoelzler (10/14/2012) [-]
"if you're not with us, you're against us" - Bush 2001
#5 - mcoop (10/14/2012) [-]
Also, "do or do not, there is no try"
User avatar #53 - foelkera (10/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"Only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute
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#50 - juciefruit ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
Makes sense
#37 - jihadmeathello (10/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
jesus would never say that. I think 99% of the new testament is just recorded hearsay after a long game of telephone.
#46 to #40 - snowshark (10/15/2012) [-]
Because I imagine he spoke hebrew, not English.
#49 - dehymenator (10/15/2012) [-]
Best sith ever.
User avatar #2 - pyrothermal ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
By that logic, so is Obi-Wan.
User avatar #15 - Lilstow (10/14/2012) [-]
"only a sith deals in absolutes" is an absolute.
#4 - dagrandekahuna (10/14/2012) [-]
either you're with us.. or you're with the terroists. -bush
coincidence?
#44 - snowshark (10/15/2012) [-]
"Only a Sith deals in absolutes." - Obi Wan

"That's not true! That's impossible!!!" - Luke Skywalker

Oh Luca, you crazy.
#55 - esmebuffay (10/15/2012) [-]
That makes him all the more awesome. (only Jesus related thing I have in my reaction folder)
That makes him all the more awesome. (only Jesus related thing I have in my reaction folder)
#63 - majorcris (10/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
“Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword."
-Matthew 10:34

User avatar #64 to #63 - connorsg (10/15/2012) [-]
to put that into context, he was referring to how the pharisees had been oppressing people with extremely strict mosaic law. In other words it was a metaphor about how he wanted the power to be taken away from those abusing it. I.E. the pharisees. He wanted people to live like they are supposed to, not in constant fear because of the pharisees.
#60 - bowservoltaire (10/15/2012) [-]
That only makes him more badass in my opinion...
#59 - ultimatewinner (10/15/2012) [-]
wouldn't Obi-wan's statement be one of absolutes?
#16 - iamphoenix (10/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but Obi-Wan declared an absolute and Jesus didn't really do any Sith-y **** .
#12 - blkstone (10/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
He "that" is not with me? This is why this religion fails
User avatar #14 to #12 - emazegenociide (10/14/2012) [-]
You are ******* retarded...
#70 - italianchef ONLINE (10/15/2012) [-]
not to mention pokemon master
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