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Moar Skyrim
Uploaded by: zombierapist
I can run» -mun: can
T. mu Iran: using;
rm: ET mu: EFF fin ILL"
SIINCE
MICE 1. 15! If MEDAL
T. mu Iran: using;
rm: ET mu: EFF fin ILL"
SIINCE
MICE 1. 15! If MEDAL
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captaincabinet **User deleted account** (10/14/2012) [-] 
This actually gave me a bit of a feel for the dragon
#47
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itsmypenis **User deleted account** (10/14/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
couldn't fit the whole thing in so here is the full version.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Solitude, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Companions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Destruction School of Magic, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Solitude, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Thu'um warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire imperial army. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across the entire provinces and you're being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Companions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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thepastryistrue (10/14/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
That was the funniest skyrim post for a looooooong time!
