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Smartass of the Year

sounds like someone got burned<br />
Thumb up if you like =D <br />
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SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR!!
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow' s final ea: .
Now class. I ' t tolerate arr}? excuses for you not being here tomorrow.
I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, er a death in your
family, but that' s it, no other excuse; whatsoever!'
A smartcars student in the back of the recur raised his haard and asked.
What wouldyou say I saidd was suffering from complete and utter sexual
exhaustion?'
The entire class is reduced to laughter and .
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head
and sweetly said, "Well, I guess youll have to write the exam with " other hand.'
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Submitted: 05/11/2010
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#1 - EmperorColo **User deleted account** (05/11/2010) [-]
Hohoho! Buurrrrnn!
User avatar #2 - Abtakeova (05/11/2010) [+] (1 reply)
omg i would give that teacher a hug
#7 - WISDOMANON **User deleted account** (05/11/2010) [-]
JESUS A SMOKE ALARM WENT OFF AFTER THAT BURN!!!!!
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#9 - TheRealPerp **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [-]
PWNT
#8 - kingnero (05/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
its a repost but i still love it +1 thumb
User avatar #5 - PARTYHARD (05/11/2010) [-]
If this was my teacher and he said that i would laugh my nuts off during class lol
User avatar #3 - doombot (05/11/2010) [-]
DAMN
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