I already just won the game

>begin game
>start disease in Greenland
>imokwiththis.jps
>make disease water resistant (because everybody knows the only way to get to madagascar is by boat from greenland) thinking it might have a chance
>been playing for about five minutes, have most of greenland and some parts of europe infected
>suddenly "a mysterious disease has arrived in Madagascar"
>don't say a word, barely blink, trying not to jinx it
>20 min later, still basic symptoms (keeps down notoriety), but jacked up all resistances, and everything but brazil (maybe bolivia?) has it
>get ALL they symptoms!!!
>disease crosses borders with 0 fucks given
>everyone is dying and while i am laughing maniacally
>game is over, i killed everybody
>MFW
>my friends didn't believe me, so I showed them my a screencap of my ending
>they declared me God of Everything and sacrificed virgins in my name

Turn three, Madagascar closes their ports.

"KING MADAGASCAR, KING MADAGASCAR!"
"Yes? What is it?"
"A MAN IN CENTRAL BRAZIL JUST COUGHED"
"...Shut. Down. EVERYTHING."

I succeeded in this game... ONCE. Kept an image of it, called my parents, partied hard, went to bed by 10:31 for a change. Ever since then I am alpha, so yeah, Can I have the site now?

>decide to play it again
>name my disease AIDS
>its starts off in North Africa.

Am I the only one who doesn't know what game this is?

yes I am a retard

So rustled...

SIR SIR!!

yes pesant..?

MADAGASCAR HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH THE SNUGGLES!!!!



raze the land....

I just played it, disease arrived in Madagascar as soon as the game started.

I started on Madagascar. And I lost.

the music in pandemic always creeped me out

Named mine Cuteness. Was able to successfully infect and kill everyone. Mfw it tells me Cuteness has ended humanity.

Mfw 2 dead one day, 324780768 dead next day

>Play Pandemic 2
>Start out in New Zealand
>Play the game smart, dont give off side effects until I have spread worldwide with water born, airborn, and shit.
>Infect EVERY country, even Madagascar
>Use my points to aquire all side effects

>Over the next 20 minutes I watched as the whole worlds population died out. And laughed.

my plague was bronyism, it infected the whole world.

The very first time I played when it first came out, my disease started in Madagascar but I thought it was bad since it didn't have anything major so I quit... it's probably the thing I regret most in life.