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Processed Chicken
Uploaded by: melontwilight
It's made of Tubby Custard
picta_ clad:
nator_ :
adventure soldier:
mokou:
Descartes's :
ess:
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It' s
what all chicken is made
like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the
processed frozen chicken in the stores is made
from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and
pressed through a , eyes, guts, and
all. it comes out looking like this.
There' s more: because it' s crawling with bacteria,
it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it,
actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be
artificially. Then, because it is weirdly
pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that' s the tubby custard machine
omfg
fucking tumblr
I' m laughing so hard I' m this close to pissing my pants THE TUBBY
CUSTARD MACHINE
TUBBY TUBBY CUSTARDS.
BUT WHERE IS THE TUBBY TOAST
nator_ :
adventure soldier:
mokou:
Descartes's :
ess:
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It' s
what all chicken is made
like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the
processed frozen chicken in the stores is made
from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and
pressed through a , eyes, guts, and
all. it comes out looking like this.
There' s more: because it' s crawling with bacteria,
it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it,
actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be
artificially. Then, because it is weirdly
pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that' s the tubby custard machine
omfg
fucking tumblr
I' m laughing so hard I' m this close to pissing my pants THE TUBBY
CUSTARD MACHINE
TUBBY TUBBY CUSTARDS.
BUT WHERE IS THE TUBBY TOAST
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#24
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silentscreams (10/14/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
Fucking Noo-noo
Look at this bitch
Hogging all the Tubby-toast
Look at this bitch
Hogging all the Tubby-toast
#15
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LowerThanDirtt ONLINE (10/14/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Is it bad that I instantly recognized it was Tubby Custard? But damn it looks so good, along with Tubby Toast.
#33
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Spavaloo (10/14/2012) [-] If a food is tasty, I honestly do not care what it's made out of, so long as it won't kill me.
If Soylent Green were delicious (and a real thing), I would eat it all day long.
If Soylent Green were delicious (and a real thing), I would eat it all day long.
#103
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jebusjabarty (10/14/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to eat what I've called "tubby tustard" since I was a kid, it has been the bane of my childhood. I knew what it was before I scrolled down. Motherfucking vacuum nigga thing would always slurp it and get his fill.
#35
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Mudkip (10/14/2012) [-] I cant be the only one who saw Arbys ( i think) commercial about Subway slicing their meat and sending it to their stores, and honestly gets so pissed off by the fact their making a commercial about it. I dont give a shit the meat in my goddamn sandwich came from fucking France, if its good, i'll eat it.
#108
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sapphires **User deleted account** (10/14/2012) [-] That Tumblr post was made to stop me eating fast food.
Now it's gotten me thinking all fast food is originally tubby custard.
I'm going to eat a lot more fast food now.
Now it's gotten me thinking all fast food is originally tubby custard.
I'm going to eat a lot more fast food now.
#94
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slapchoppin (10/14/2012) [-]
in Canada i'm pretty sure restaurants aren't allowed to sell processed meat or don't because it costs more to make it than it is to get real meat in Canada (Cows fuckin everywhere)
#36
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ronyx ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-] Meh who cares really? I might die tomorrow in a car crash, or i might get run over while on my bike, i might have a heart attack, i might already have cancer. As long as it tastes good then I'm fine with it.
#98
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giblets (10/14/2012) [-] I can't stand it when people post stuff like this. I've got a friend who's recently become vegan, and all she does is post things from Peta about how animals are treated badly even though they are said to be free-range. I know some are, but quite often it's just individual events that Peta blows up to make it out like everyone is doing it.
Not to mention Peta murder 90% of the animals they 'rescue'
/rant
Not to mention Peta murder 90% of the animals they 'rescue'
/rant
