Processed Chicken. It's made of Tubby Custard. picta_ clad: nator_ : adventure soldier: mokou: Descartes's : ess: Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. I
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Processed Chicken

It's made of Tubby Custard

picta_ clad:
nator_ :
adventure soldier:
mokou:
Descartes's :
ess:
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It' s
what all chicken is made
like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the
processed frozen chicken in the stores is made
from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and
pressed through a , eyes, guts, and
all. it comes out looking like this.
There' s more: because it' s crawling with bacteria,
it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it,
actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be
artificially. Then, because it is weirdly
pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that' s the tubby custard machine
omfg
fucking tumblr
I' m laughing so hard I' m this close to pissing my pants THE TUBBY
CUSTARD MACHINE
TUBBY TUBBY CUSTARDS.
BUT WHERE IS THE TUBBY TOAST
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Submitted: 10/13/2012
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#24 - silentscreams (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fucking Noo-noo

Look at this bitch

Hogging all the Tubby-toast
#42 - helenwheels (10/14/2012) [+] (23 replies)
That is what it looks like though
#2 - BerryLicious (10/13/2012) [-]
I'm so fucking hungry right now
#58 - iRoflcopterU (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I still want to try Tubby Custard
I still want to try Tubby Custard
#83 - megaotakubibi (10/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This custard is better..
User avatar #10 - jokersaysamuseme (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Is it a bad thing that I recognised it instantly?
#53 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/14/2012) [-]
LOL, Teletubbies
LOL, Teletubbies
#15 - LowerThanDirtt (10/14/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Is it bad that I instantly recognized it was Tubby Custard? But damn it looks so good, along with Tubby Toast.
User avatar #6 - vanhoutte (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
You know....instead of doing all that why don't we Cut up a chicken. throw it in a hot pan (or oven; whatever's your fancy) with some spice, and then eat it? seems a bit easier to me than washing it with ammonia, and making the flavoring right, and then adding dye and shit.
#7 to #6 - anonymous (10/14/2012) [-]
that pic is quite litterally the tubby custard machine
User avatar #33 - Spavaloo (10/14/2012) [-]
If a food is tasty, I honestly do not care what it's made out of, so long as it won't kill me.

If Soylent Green were delicious (and a real thing), I would eat it all day long.
#103 - jebusjabarty (10/14/2012) [-]
I've always wanted to eat what I've called "tubby tustard" since I was a kid, it has been the bane of my childhood. I knew what it was before I scrolled down. Motherfucking vacuum nigga thing would always slurp it and get his fill.

User avatar #35 - Mudkip (10/14/2012) [-]
I cant be the only one who saw Arbys ( i think) commercial about Subway slicing their meat and sending it to their stores, and honestly gets so pissed off by the fact their making a commercial about it. I dont give a shit the meat in my goddamn sandwich came from fucking France, if its good, i'll eat it.
#13 - Rockaman (10/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Hahah! Can't stop laughing, Teletubbies out of nowhere!
#62 - thefunnyside (10/14/2012) [-]
Don't care
User avatar #40 - xdiabolicx (10/14/2012) [-]
NICE TRY PETA
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#104 - maxmoefoe (10/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
REPOST.
User avatar #94 - slapchoppin (10/14/2012) [-]
in Canada i'm pretty sure restaurants aren't allowed to sell processed meat or don't because it costs more to make it than it is to get real meat in Canada (Cows fuckin everywhere)
User avatar #36 - ronyx (10/14/2012) [-]
Meh who cares really? I might die tomorrow in a car crash, or i might get run over while on my bike, i might have a heart attack, i might already have cancer. As long as it tastes good then I'm fine with it.
User avatar #21 - ferrettamer (10/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So, is that actually how chicken is processed?
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