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"Hah! I knew you were going around behind my back with someone"
"You were spying on me?! I CANT BELIEVE YOU YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PIG! HOW COULD YOU NOT TRUST ME AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!? THAT'S IT, WE'RE OVER!"
women logic, my friends.
"You were spying on me?! I CANT BELIEVE YOU YOU SELF-RIGHTEOUS PIG! HOW COULD YOU NOT TRUST ME AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH?!? THAT'S IT, WE'RE OVER!"
women logic, my friends.
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N. Korean citizen (10/13/2012) [-]
Biatch please.
This year
First girl I slept with --- Claimed to have gotten "Raped" the next day by some dude at a party, and started crying when I said I´d leave her.
Second girl --- We stopped talking and she moved to ukraine, she was classmate though so it was awkward after.
Third girl --- Promised me she would never leave me and said she loved me and so on and very next day, ex-boyfriend said if she stopped talking to me he would get back together with her.
So yeah, I can be flirty and shit with a girl for ages, but as soon as we have sex or such --> next day I´ll be gone.
This year
First girl I slept with --- Claimed to have gotten "Raped" the next day by some dude at a party, and started crying when I said I´d leave her.
Second girl --- We stopped talking and she moved to ukraine, she was classmate though so it was awkward after.
Third girl --- Promised me she would never leave me and said she loved me and so on and very next day, ex-boyfriend said if she stopped talking to me he would get back together with her.
So yeah, I can be flirty and shit with a girl for ages, but as soon as we have sex or such --> next day I´ll be gone.
We dated when I was 17, she was 18. She looks young as fuck, and it doesn't help that she's 5'1''. But she's legit, went to her highschool to pick her up and she was on her graduating class wall of what college everyones going to.
But i got the "how old is she" question a lot.
One reason why I haven't posted her nudes here, because she looks underage haha
But i got the "how old is she" question a lot.
One reason why I haven't posted her nudes here, because she looks underage haha
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Fgner ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]
> "I love you so much, will you marry me!?"
> "YES!!!!"
> -2 weeks later-
> "I'm leaving you."
> "What!? Why!?"
> "I just feel like being single again!"
^ My last relationship.
> 16 months in.
> "Hey, can you make a little more time for me. I only see you like once every two weeks these days, and I really miss you. And the only times you can see me is Sunday, and you keep going to those stupid church things with Josh or whatever (first time I ever mentioned it). It's kind of making me upset."
> "You know what, I'm leaving. You're just being jealous and stupid. TTYL."
> Next week. Nothing else happened after that last conversation.
> "Hey! Want to come to the park!"
> "Sure, on my way!"
> Get there.
> "We're breaking up. You're smothering me, and you keep getting mad and jealous about Josh. I can't take it."
> The relationship before that.
< MFW
> "YES!!!!"
> -2 weeks later-
> "I'm leaving you."
> "What!? Why!?"
> "I just feel like being single again!"
^ My last relationship.
> 16 months in.
> "Hey, can you make a little more time for me. I only see you like once every two weeks these days, and I really miss you. And the only times you can see me is Sunday, and you keep going to those stupid church things with Josh or whatever (first time I ever mentioned it). It's kind of making me upset."
> "You know what, I'm leaving. You're just being jealous and stupid. TTYL."
> Next week. Nothing else happened after that last conversation.
> "Hey! Want to come to the park!"
> "Sure, on my way!"
> Get there.
> "We're breaking up. You're smothering me, and you keep getting mad and jealous about Josh. I can't take it."
> The relationship before that.
< MFW