Weight Loss. Awesome story 2. For those of you who are slow he lost 45 lbs b/c he didnt quite make it through his 7 day course... in other words he got caught..
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Awesome story 2. For those of you who are slow he lost 45 lbs b/c he didnt quite make it through his 7 day course... in other words he got caught.

J) asad, srt: rase Story ft,
A man calls a company and orders their Edam 10 lb- weight less program.
The next day, thees a knock on the deer and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, as year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight less company.
The sign reads, "ll you can catch me, you can have ma"
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up fer the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lest 1 o lb s. as promised
He calls the company and orders their pound program.
The next day there‘ s a knock at the deer and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "ll you catch me you can have ma"
Well, he' s out the deer after her like a shot
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he dissevers that he has lest anither Ed lb s. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to eider the pound program.
Are you sure'?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
Absolutely," he replies, "l haven' t felt this good in years."
The next day there' s a knock at the door, and when he epins it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running
shoes and a sign around his neck that reads," lfl catch you, you are mined!"
He lest 45 pounds that week.
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Submitted: 05/11/2010
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User avatar #1 - Turvey (05/11/2010) [-]
this was a comic.....
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