Kermit the frog has a bad day. . I Anonymouse ( Surt) Na, [ J, , SO I' M SITTING THERE WATCHING MISS PIGGYS SHAKE HER BIG MEATY TITS AND SMOKING A CIGAR THE SIZ
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Kermit the frog has a bad day

I Anonymouse ( Surt) Na, [
J, ************* **** ,
SO I' M SITTING THERE WATCHING MISS PIGGYS SHAKE HER BIG MEATY TITS AND SMOKING A CIGAR THE SIZE OF MY PECKER WHEN THIS
FUZZY RED ****** ELMO COMES UP TO ME SCREAMING SOME **** ABOUT HOW THAT FISH BITCH OF HIS DOROTHY GOT PREGNANT AND
STARTED EATING HER BABIES OR SOME ********* **** LIKE THAT. WELL KERMIT THE GOD DAMN FROG DOESN' T TAKE THAT TYPE OF ****
SO I CHOKE SLAMMED HIM ONTO AND HE LANDED ON SOME VELCRO I PUT ON MY WALL TO CATCH SOME MOTHER *******
MUPPET FLIES ( **** IS GOOD.) AND HE STARTS SCREAMING EVEN MORE BECAUSE HIS FUZZY RED PECKER GOT STUCK AND I RIPPED OUT
ALL HIS HAIR WHEN I PULLED HIM OFF MY WALL. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I GOT PUBES ALL OVER MY ******* WALL. **** .
NOW I DON' T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT AFTER WATCHING GLAZED HAM TITS BOUNCING UP AND DOWN I NEED TO TAKE ***** . BUT KERMIT THE
GOD DAMN FROG ******* HATES STARES., (YOU EVER TRY TO WALK UP STARES WITH AHAED UP YOUR ASST’ WELL THIS IS if SO MAYBE
YOU HAVE.) SO I WENT OUTSIDE AND FARTED OUT SOME BIG WATERY DIARRHEA AND SOME BLOOD CAME OUT AND IT HURT LIKE **** . THEN THIS GREEN ASSHOLE *******
POPS UP AND HES COVERED IN SLIMY GREEN FROG **** AND HE STARTS SCREAMING FOR BIG BIRD AND THE BIG ****** FLIES IN WITH HIS BLANKET TELLING HIM TO CALM
DOWN.
WELL SINCE I HAD BLOOD LEAKING OUT MY ASS I NEEDED TO WIPE SO I USED THIS BLANKET BIG BIRD FOUND BUT HE GOT ALL PISSED SO I SMACKED HIM RIGHT IN HIS BIG
FEATHERY BALLS. JUST THEN MISS PIGGY CAME OUT AND I WAS SO PISSED THAT SHE WASN' T IN THE KITCHEN SHAKING HER HAMMY HOOTERS I RIPPED OFF HER BIG
PEPPERONI NIPPLES AND TH REW TH EM NEXT TO BIG BIRD. THAT BASTARD MU ST' BEEN TRIPPING FUZZY MUPPET BALLS BECAUSE HE KEPT SCREAMING THAT SN EFFY HAS A
NIPPLE IN HIS EYE, THEN IWENT HOME AND JERKED MY BIG GREEN WEINER UNTILI CAME LINT ALL OVER SOME PASSED OUT BLUE ****** NAMED GROVER THEN WENT TO
******* SLEEP.
I JUST DON' T GIVE A **** .
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Submitted: 10/12/2012
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#3 - bigstanky (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**bigstanky rolls 8** true number of ***** kermit gives -5
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