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Credit to Vsauce, giving credit to Dorota Pankowska (Dori the Giant)

The entire internet , 'ti' ;:' i'
is aimed we delivered new 540 billion milieu electrons. ''' P l,
which all together weigh around fatl grams. r"," ,5 e 5 . .

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Submitted:	10/12/2012

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#18 - derus (10/13/2012) [-]

I wonder how much of it is porn

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#20 to #18 - lfunnymanl (10/13/2012) [-]

more like a watermelon

#78 to #18 - chimfer ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]

My guess would be a berry large percentage of it.

#27 to #18 - andersgetz (10/13/2012) [-]

all the red stuff, I guess

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#19 to #18 - beunosnoches (10/13/2012) [-]

a grape

#100 to #19 - arognirg (10/13/2012) [-]

That's a lot of edible porn.

#106 to #19 - beunosnoches (10/13/2012) [-]

thanks guys i didnt think this was even that witty but i came back and im in the top 60 comments :D

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#11 - espegaaaa (10/13/2012) [-]

I know they're talking about weight and not data

But imagine science storing everything on the internet in a strawberry and eating it. what would happen

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#33 to #11 - flobberbuckett (10/13/2012) [-]

You'd be one massive porno.

#43 to #11 - beastllovefootball (10/13/2012) [-]

UNLIMITED POWER

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#52 to #11 - Cyraxx (10/13/2012) [-]

All the porn from the internet would be in your head.

#38 to #11 - intrepidy (10/13/2012) [-]

Before you could **** , you'd have to donate to Wikipedia.

#41 to #11 - frysfrys (10/13/2012) [-]

If that were to happen, you taking a **** would be the equivalent to inventing a new language and solving world hunger.

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#12 to #11 - angelojuusan (10/13/2012) [-]

Freakazoid.

#16 to #12 - spyisspy (10/13/2012) [-]

candlejack

#25 to #16 - ortonja (10/13/2012) [-]

Who the hell is Candleja-

#42 to #25 - Xedan (10/13/2012) [-]

there is no hyphen in a candlejack thre

#45 to #42 - grimmapple (10/13/2012) [-]

What? I'm not sure what exactly you mean about hyphens there. I think it's pretty obvious he's just making a joke, like if you say the name then this character gets you. It's ridiculous, of course, to assume stating someones name could summon them, just like that, but it's all in good fun. Like, how could simply saying Candlej-

#46 to #45 - Xedan (10/13/2012) [-]

okay, jokes aside, hyphens are the end are for ninja threads. you don't have time to type a hyphen after candlejack kills yo

#47 to #46 - darthblam (10/13/2012) [-]

Candlejack doesn't kill you, h

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#59 to #47 - funkysack (10/13/2012) [-]

he does wha

#76 to #59 - ddemiddon (10/13/2012) [-]

Candlejack takes you awa

#85 to #25 - anon (10/13/2012) [-]

you idiot you have to say candlejack first, only then c

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#21 to #11 - bitchplzzz (10/13/2012) [-]

YOU'D BE AS SMART AS 98% SEX...!
OH AND SOME WIKIPEDIA PAGES...

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#77 - Crossraod (10/13/2012) [-]

540 BILLION trillion internets

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#60 - cachi (10/13/2012) [-]

>Remove hard disk
>Put strawberry
>Infinite capacity

>le meme arrows

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#17 - noobofdoom (10/13/2012) [-]

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#73 - mooneh (10/13/2012) [-]

Then L has eaten many, many Internets.

#74 to #73 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (10/13/2012) [-]

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#37 - redclover (10/13/2012) [-]

So what you're saying is...
I can plug a strawberry into a USB port and download the entire internet?

#48 to #37 - kernelstack (10/13/2012) [-]

Not really. He's saying that you can plug an RJ-45 Ethernet cable into anything weighing about as much as a strawberry and download the internet.

#49 to #37 - johnnyfurious (10/13/2012) [-]

Then eat the strawberry and voilá you are the internet now.

#58 to #49 - freefan (10/13/2012) [-]

Then eventually he would **** the internet out and it would be back to its original form.
A piece of **** .
Just kidding I would kill myself if I didn't have internet.

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#23 - Cyraxx (10/13/2012) [-]

#81 - taiyokun (10/13/2012) [-]

Everybody look out! It's Internet Shortcake!

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#2 - zakwi (10/12/2012) [-]

Today, OP wasn't a faggot.

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#15 - narutohaukea (10/13/2012) [-]

then technically im allergic to the internet

#71 - cartmanymen (10/13/2012) [-]

most of it is porn

#36 - lospussy (10/13/2012) [-]

So I guess the seeds would be equivalent to how much porn there is

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#39 - anteatereatingants (10/13/2012) [-]

What...?

Since when could you store information on subatomic particles? We don't even fully understand how electrons work and they're too small to be observed. How can we suddenly use them for data storage and transfer?

#103 - undeadwill (10/13/2012) [-]

*picks up a strawberry sized golden orb.*
"In my hands I hold the fate of nations, businesses, and gods."
"I hold the power of truth, information, knowledge, and lies."

"Fear me for in my hands I hold your future"

#68 - IceViper (10/13/2012) [-]

thats because electrons weigh like 1/1837th of a proton if i can remember correctly

#89 to #68 - lemonyllama (10/13/2012) [-]

9.11*10^(-31)kg to be precise. But it's wrong anyway, 540 billion trillion electrons is either 0.0005g or 500000g depending on whether you're using an american or a british value for a billion and a trillion.