awalk into Gamestop
aask fer a ceps sf Atelier Totori
sphaghetti slowly drips hem my pockets
ssh fuck not again
fface gets red
Please give me a ceps right now."
HI den' t know what that is. What platform is it on?"
to contain my embarrassment
asscheeks held in my shit
Weiss reduced to a mumble
have maney please give maney please game"
Are yeu okay?"
whit breaches through my asscheeks
chrash through the Gamestop employee' s counter
she' s holding onto me fer dear life
sail the while spaghetti is flowing out sf my pockets like fumes
chrash through the entire row sf buildings in the strip mall. broken glass shards in my face
duelling "ATELIER PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TC) TC) RI"
employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
mmy pocket rocket shows no signs sf stopping
she tilts me backwards
tthe chairforce sf my shit has reached Memph. we are now propelling upwards
tthe spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the Stratosphere
below frolic in the mess falling hem my anus
tthe geforce is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
sphaghetti and shit blowing through the air en the planet below
miles upwards now
employee has died hem lack sf e: . agen_ his body falls to the surface below and is shredded bythe force sf my shit
is almost complete
as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and metall grows, acting as a rudder
ltteer myself acre's the ceases with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail