Fuck You, Simon. something that rustled my jimmies just a tad. Shaw me another It 3 Has America wan any wars? END“ And I mean wars they started, not tunes they
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Fuck You, Simon

something that rustled my jimmies just a tad

Shaw me another It
3 Has America wan any wars?
END“ And I mean wars they started, not tunes they piggybacked an at the end and then
gene and tried tta take all the givr
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#21 - tvveeder (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I saw this post and this is what I thought of.
#30 - whittaker (10/12/2012) [+] (58 replies)
Actually the USA has never won a war they started
User avatar #32 to #30 - justinsane (10/12/2012) [-]
...............

I don't know what depresses me more, the fact that you just said that, or that people liked it
User avatar #261 - sinonyx (10/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
they won the civil war
#266 to #261 - redrex (10/12/2012) [-]
WE WON AMERICA FROM AMERICA
#1 - bossauce (10/12/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Does the civil war count as a win or a loss?
Does the civil war count as a win or a loss?
#155 - lazorman ONLINE (10/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
they won the american civil war
User avatar #153 - icandividebyzero (10/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Pacific Theater in WW2
American Revolution
I guess the Civil War counts.
#156 to #153 - coldflare (10/12/2012) [-]
Saying that a country won the civil war is like saying you beat yourself at chess.
#279 - kogkermit (10/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the civil war
User avatar #288 to #279 - cartmanymen (10/12/2012) [-]
winning a civil war is like punching yourself and saying "that'll teach me"
#404 - kleip (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
now now guys remember: there are no winners in wars
now now guys remember: there are no winners in wars
#194 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
American War of Independence = US Victory
Northwest Indian War = US Victory
Quasi War = US Victory
Barbary Wars = US Victory
Creek War = US Victory
Peoria War = US Victory
Black Hawk War = US Victory
Texas Revolution = Texan/US Victory
Mexican-American War = US Victory
American Civil War = US (Union) Victory
American Indian Wars = US Victory
Spanish-American War = US Victory
Philippine-American War = US Victory
Cambodian Campaign = US Victory
Invasion of the Dominican Republic = US Victory
Invasion of Grenada = US Victory
Invasion of Panama = US Victory
First Persian Gulf War/Desert Storm = US Victory
War in Somalia = US Victory
#118 - thefloppinater (10/12/2012) [-]
Europeans insult America: yeah lol America sucks they don't do anything right.

Americans insult Europe: omg you just don't see the whole picture, your american ignorance is showing.
User avatar #582 - rawrbowwow (10/13/2012) [+] (16 replies)
Technically we won the Civil war. Although it was against ourselves so it was a given.
#412 - withthelemons (10/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The civil war?
The civil war?
User avatar #133 - angelassassin (10/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Doesn't matter we landed on the moon
#142 to #133 - beatmasterz (10/12/2012) [-]
What a constructive counterargument.
#474 - Prada (10/13/2012) [-]
We defeated AND annexed Petoria. What now, Simon?
#175 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
America won the Peloponnesian War, you know, the one where 300 dudes trained by George Washington and Susan B. Anthony stood at the Hot Pocket and stabbed those Persians so hard that they forgot science to this day.

Look it up.
User avatar #5 - hadrian ONLINE (10/12/2012) [+] (28 replies)
We started a war with Mexico. We won it.
We started wars with the Native Americans. We won them.
We started a war with Spain and blamed it on them. We won it.

Does that answer your question?
#59 to #36 - LeviV (10/12/2012) [-]
that's the same as losing.
that's the same as losing.
#611 - misocontra (10/13/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Well technically we won our war in the pacific with the Japanese, in fact we obliterated them. But it's not something to be proud of for us because of the way we won.
User avatar #623 to #611 - lolfire (10/13/2012) [-]
America v Japan was like somebody poking you and you turn round and hit them with a brick.
User avatar #402 - srskate (10/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. There are just some arguments you cant win, simply because the other side is too stupid.
#413 to #402 - InfraBread (10/12/2012) [-]
I agree with you sir. As the saying goes:

Never argue with a stupid person. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
#201 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
HURR DURR US UK,FRENCH,CANADIAN,AND AUS FAGS ARE JEALOUS OF THE USA HURR DURR! go **** yourself, us americans don't give a **** and the only people getting mad on here are 12yr douches who don't really know anything about american history.
#207 to #201 - anonymous (10/12/2012) [-]
Not even Americans know american history.

...your history books are all filled with self-raising nonsense, such as the USA ended the cold war.
#257 - fearbeardwilson (10/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
It is fair to say that America did its part in both World Wars, in WWI Americans helped break the stalemate on the Western front, but the sacrifices of the other allied powers was far greater than that of the Americans and in the treaty of Paris it is evident as the other powers completely obliterated Wilson's 14 Points. In WWII America was fairly key in defeating the Japanese with the Island hopping campaign, bombardment of Japan, and naval battles. Americans also kept England afloat in Europe by sending them supplies and opening up another theater of war in Africa with operation Torch. However to say that America did all alone is idiotic, but to say it could of been done with out American help is equally idiotic. Sorry for the rant history major and junk.
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