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A man HAS
BEEN A SHIN III
SINCE THE DAWN III TIME
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
PREHISTORIC MEN
HAD BEARDS FOR:
WARMTH
and keeping sensitive t
um skin sale trown
ments
INTIMIDATION
through a thicker,
jaw tine
PROTECTION
and cushion fr
punches or
News to the face
since men, beards have regularly cycled in and out of
fashion. the men cram boys for centuries
TODAY. BEARDS ARE STILL
MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER
WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM
OF AMERICAN MALES OF MALES WORLWIDE
HAVE FACIAL HAIR HAVE FACIAL HAIR
IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR:
WOMEN FOUND FULL
BEARDED MEN TO "
2/ 3 II II t iht
AS ATTRACTIVE AS V
MEN
BUT DON' T LOSE HOPE! THESE
SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN
SURVEYED, FOUND
MEN TO ALSO APPEAR:
POWERFUL
OF A
BEARDED MEN VS.
WERE VIEWED AS
38% LESS sensuous
36% LESS cums
51 p, LESS cassava
It seems that heard
intimidation keeps less
adventurous women away
LIAH ' BUT WHEN
To HAVE new )l'
HAIR WHEN -
Itll:: srr: : ma SCIENTISTS THINK:
Men shave to make
MARKET IS GOOD women TNI saver
BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER:
WI Wie
if'' Sprit,
AND WHEN IT COMES TO SUCCESS
OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS:
FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN
HANDLE YOUR PANACHE:
Grow a killer beard and weed out all the
amateur girlfriends who are going to
cramp your style
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A
FUMIER OF
THE VAN OWE FRIENDLY MU' I' TON CHIPS
THE KLINGON THE
REFERENCES:
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Submitted: 10/11/2012
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#1 - zionsype (10/11/2012) [-]
"98% of the world's richest men are clean and shaven"
We are the 2%
#2 - vuican (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Tfw I can't grow a beard, but if I could it would be magnificent.
Tfw I can't grow a beard, but if I could it would be magnificent.
#5 - russellmorissfan (10/12/2012) [-]
The Beards are playing at my uni tomorrow so there will be some awesome beards to be witnessed ("The Beards" are a band and you should youtube them if you didn't know that).
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