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#13 - pickingAnameSUCKS
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I'll use 0 to explain:   
Step 1: 0   
Step 2: 0*2=0   
Step 3: 0+5=5   
Step 4: 5*50=250   
Step 5: (This is where it gets kinda obvious) 250+1762=2012 OR 250+1761=2011   
              If the last time you had your birthday was last year, you get 2011. If you had it    
              this year, you get 2012. Hmm. How coincidental.   
Step 6: Subtract your birth year from the number. 2012-1994=18   
              Well, I'll be damned. It worked.    
   
TIP: If you want to repost this next year, be sure to change 1762 to 1763, and 1761 to 1762.   
   
or just don't be a reposting faggot
I'll use 0 to explain:
Step 1: 0
Step 2: 0*2=0
Step 3: 0+5=5
Step 4: 5*50=250
Step 5: (This is where it gets kinda obvious) 250+1762=2012 OR 250+1761=2011
If the last time you had your birthday was last year, you get 2011. If you had it
this year, you get 2012. Hmm. How coincidental.
Step 6: Subtract your birth year from the number. 2012-1994=18
Well, I'll be damned. It worked.

TIP: If you want to repost this next year, be sure to change 1762 to 1763, and 1761 to 1762.

or just don't be a reposting faggot
#396 to #13 - afaik
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(11/13/2013) [-]
I couldn't find a thumb or applause gif, so have this instead.
I couldn't find a thumb or applause gif, so have this instead.
User avatar #24 to #13 - ReapLight
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I ******* love you. I knew it was a simple math trick such as this but I didn't know how to explain it so elegantly.
#120 to #13 - Jakknife
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(10/12/2012) [-]
MFW I was gonna say the same but looked back in the comments and saw yours. Thumberino!
MFW I was gonna say the same but looked back in the comments and saw yours. Thumberino!
#135 to #13 - skret
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(10/12/2012) [-]
#6 - zipzapzoop
Reply +45 123456789123345869
(10/11/2012) [-]
take you age subtract it by 2 then add 2 THATS YOUR AGE
take you age subtract it by 2 then add 2 THATS YOUR AGE
#320 - plumphat
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
To clear things up for the people who are completely baffled by this, let me help explain it to you...

We shall use the variable x to represent your fap total per week. This fap total is inversely proportional to how much sex you have per week, but is directly proportional to factors such as your internet usage as well as your total amount of solitude.

So the problem asks us to multiply this by 2. Easy > 2x.
Take that number and add 5 > 2x + 5.
Multiply that number by 50? Golly... that seems like a lot of work, but in the end you have (2x + 5)(50). You may simplify this to get > 100x + 250. As you can see, the only constant that is associated with your fap count, x, is 100. So this problem is immediately showing signs of attempted ************.
The next step asks you a simple question... Have you had a birthday this year or not? Assuming you don't have a severe memory problem, you can probably answer this for yourself. If you have, add 1762, if not you only need to add 1761. So you will have 2 separate problems at this point > yes) 100x + 250 + 1762; no) 100x + 250 + 1761. You can also simplify this in order to get a more clear answer:
yes) 100x + 2012
no) 100x + 2011
But wait a minute... That number, 2012. That's sounds so familiar! Well as a matter of fact, it is. That's the year, mother ******. And that **** is what's causing your mind ****. As you can see, the problem asks you to subtract the year you are born. I am going to use my birth year as an example, 1989.
So... yes) 100x + 2012 - 1989 = 100x + 23
no) 100x + 2011 - 1989 = 100x + 22
I am not sure if you can tell, but the last number is your age. But what does any of this have to do with your total fap count? Well you can already tell that your fap variable, x, is being multiplied by 100, forcing it to turn into a 3 digit number that will have 2 zeros at the end. So your age will simply fall into place, causing the whole problem to work out perfectly.
So there you have it.
User avatar #323 to #320 - zedacedia
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(10/12/2012) [-]
That picture made me lol so hard.
#329 to #320 - therealmagnum
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(10/12/2012) [-]
#327 to #320 - clicheguevara
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(10/12/2012) [-]
Most impressive thing I've seen in months.
Most impressive thing I've seen in months.
#344 to #320 - dramakid
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
Oh so that was it
#324 to #320 - soopfox
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(10/12/2012) [-]
#325 to #324 - yunouppercase
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User avatar #240 - Kxania
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
It says I'm 00 years old.
Guys help me, I'm scared..
#253 to #240 - BrayBoy
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(10/12/2012) [-]
I think you accidentally maths.
User avatar #158 - GiantPedobear
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
15x2=30
35
1750
3511
1517
close... turning 17 this sunday... yes I know I fap alot
User avatar #166 to #158 - jayjayjoe
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
You fap 15 days of the week? Impressive.
User avatar #167 to #166 - GiantPedobear
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
i alter space and time just to fap more...
User avatar #177 to #166 - Ombra
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(10/12/2012) [-]
/thread
#322 - smallsonfire
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
Result was 71.
im 19. so close
#321 - anon id: 38cc85a0
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(10/12/2012) [-]
12. Nope didn't work, I'm 13
User avatar #330 to #321 - bananarchy
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
Just go
#326 to #321 - thephoenix
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(10/12/2012) [-]
this actually worked, good content OP
#256 - etrishest
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
let X be times you fap/week
let Y be your birth year

(2x + 5) * 50 + 1762 - y = RESULT
100x + 250 + 1762 - y = RESULT
100x + 2012 - y = RESULT

100x is always bigger than 100, so it doesn't change in any way the last two digits of the final result (which are showing your age) so the times you fap isn't taken into account
so if we take it away, you get: 2012 - y = result
That's why it works. If you don't get correct result, you screwed something while calculating and you should feel bad.
For this to work next year (2013), you have to add 1762 or 1763 if your birthday has passed.

My work here is done!
#269 to #256 - sniken
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(10/12/2012) [-]
Lies, you know. If X is 0 it's not bigger than 100.

Now MY work here is done.
User avatar #273 to #269 - TheBigGummyBear
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(10/12/2012) [-]
that infers that the person doesn't fap.

And there are two types of people in this world, people who admit they fap... and dirty liars.
#361 - latiel
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(10/12/2012) [-]
I'm apparently 86
#263 - EMAILisOPTIONAL
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#275 to #263 - yunnie
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(10/12/2012) [-]
For the last time ill tell you. the dark ones do not work