Life as a doctor

Doctors face after

i highly doubt you're a doctor.
the satisfaction of saving a human life is, for a doctor, reward great enough that recognition from people you will never see again is negligible.
people who thank god are just expressing their gratitude at something that the doctor has provided. So without explicitly saying so, they are thanking the doctor. anyone who's not an egocentric asshole would be content with that.

So you save a child's life, and then you start acting butthurt because the parents are idiots? Great job OP

This joke is completely original and not at all overused in any way whatsoever.

Good job pushing such original content through these hilarious new faces, in which I have never seen before.

And while I'm going down the sarcasm road, OP is totally not a faggot and most certainly does not gargle dicks every morning for his daily fucking breakfast.

They already thanked you with money

The doctors don't really mind. They enjoy saving the child / patient equally much even if the parents thank God(s) or the doctor. It's a human life, afterall. They don't do it for thanks and giggles.

<- graduating med school lol

Preeeetty sure the hefty bill he'll send them will be enough of a thanks for him.

So what happens when you have Christian doctors? Doctors say "Thank God" when they too finish up with a case

i was thinking a about a different doctor

I doubt any doctor would be wasting his time creating rage comics...

well many christians are praying for the surgeon goes well not directly to god to heal the patient... these type of people are just fuckin hypocrites....

... Although I do approve and prayer 'n' shit, it's quite important to also follow mundane practices, and to be thankful to the doctor and whatnot....
I don't exactly like it when asshole theists make the rest of us look bad.

Should get my degree and refuse to treat any religious patience by saying ''Why don't you ask your god to cure you!?'' Also laught, like hell...