Scumbag Human Body. .. You only float after you die because the necrovores that devour your body from the inside out produce gas as a byproduct of decomposition.
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User avatar #7 - edgecution (10/11/2012) [+] (21 replies)
You only float after you die because the necrovores that devour your body from the inside out produce gas as a byproduct of decomposition.
User avatar #8 to #7 - biporch (10/11/2012) [-]
No.
It's because your soul is a fat **** .
User avatar #11 - iRetaliate (10/11/2012) [+] (14 replies)
Protip: The human body always naturally floats. If you don't flail around like a ******* idiot, you'll be fine.
#1 - francisjoe (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Here's a fun fact

99% of people who drink water die later in their lives
#38 - valve (10/12/2012) [-]
late for school?





Time to ****
User avatar #31 - sphinxe (10/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Or you could just learn to ******* swim.
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User avatar #44 - BowChickaBowWow (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's because you stop struggling.
#43 - asshams (10/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
gay Porn scene coming up and family is in the room?





Let me give you a big, noticeable, throbbing erection.
#48 to #43 - antowon (10/12/2012) [-]
what movie are you watching with yourr family that has gay porn in it?   
   
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#10 - cakefaceify (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Most of the time if you don't struggle so hard and concentrate on taking proper breaths you'll float when you're alive too.. Just sayin.
User avatar #5 - dingojohn (10/11/2012) [-]
You float while you're alive too...

Point is invalid.
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#6 - gomocado (10/11/2012) [-]
Fun fact: If you drown, your body will sink because your lungs fill with water. Dead bodies that float were dead before they were put into water.
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