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Mother Nature is Awesome!. Where do I get the boner spider?. Nature is awesome Earwigs have two penises. This is convenient in case one of them snaps off. The f

Where do I get the boner spider?

Nature is
awesome
Earwigs have two penises. This is
convenient in case one of them
snaps off.
The female praying mantis
sometimes eats the male’ s head
while they mate.
on baby... Wus ll good fur you too?
The oldest now living person is 115 years old.
This await the Turritopsis nutricula, is
potentially Immortal.
You read am right. This guy has the potential of immortality.
This tree stands in Sweden.
It' s 9550 years old.
The was are that old; the trunk is _ around we was old.)
some people think that in l lifetime,
you swallow spiders in your sleep.
This is very Incorrect.
It' s actually unlikely you’ ll ever
swallow one single spider.
There is an average of 50, 000 spiders
per acre in green areas.
This would make Central Park in New
York home to about 25 million spiders.
A pig' s orgasm lasts an minutes.
There' s l spider whose bites can
cause an erection that la t for hours,
A group of owls is called a parliament.
These are real insects.
These are real sea creatures.
The happiness of the bee and the
dolphin is to exist. For man it is to
know that and to wonder at it."
Jacques Vvas (ousters
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#18 - zorch
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(10/11/2012) [-]
How can the tree be 9550 years old when it's only 2012
User avatar #42 to #18 - wizlock
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I still can't believe there are people on facebook who say that. I mean, it's just.. if they know how to use computer, how the hell can they be so stupid?
User avatar #120 to #42 - chiktikkavaspaus
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Just because they know how to run Facebook doesn't mean they know how to run a computer. Don't give them that much credit.
#119 to #42 - anon id: c2ff908a
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(10/11/2012) [-]
While I heartily agree with you, we must keep in mind that not everyone has the some education, and that many have no education at all.
#396 to #119 - drdisrespect
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(10/12/2012) [-]
if they can afford a computer they probably went to school
#19 - thesoulless
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#58 to #19 - gtaivman
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am i the only who wanted to save a male mantis after it mated? Would it live its life like "what the **** do I do now?"
User avatar #74 to #58 - huszti
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(10/11/2012) [-]
"what the **** do i do now?"


that was lame
#359 to #74 - trivdiego
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(10/12/2012) [-]
it really was mate
#48 - misterblack
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(10/11/2012) [-]
It's Kyogre!

Or Lugia...

Or Lugia and Kyogre's illegitimate child. I can't decide.
#15 - biowolves
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#133 to #15 - schizoo
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(10/11/2012) [-]
hello and welcome to my aquarium :D
#55 to #15 - Girondins
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User avatar #123 to #55 - schizoo
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(10/11/2012) [-]
ok.
User avatar #20 to #15 - professorderpy
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I heard you leik mudkips.
#165 to #20 - dryingpansrus
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#76 - ChippiAble
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Venom took over a caterpillar.
#322 to #76 - RipperMan
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(10/11/2012) [-]
"I was desperate okay?"
#88 - finishhimlarry
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(10/11/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Raising an army of BATTLETOADS!!!
#122 to #88 - twist
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#355 - raptur
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(10/12/2012) [-]
9,550 years
#37 - bematli
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Couldn't resist.
User avatar #219 to #37 - alpine
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Was about to make this, congrats on being awesome 5 hours faster lol
#23 - wakkakid
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Ahh yes, the Rising Dick Spider, I have had experiences with this creature, you can have sex for countless hours, but during the whole process, you can only think about him.

And for his counterpart, the Floppy Dick Spider,this creature's name is self explanatory, and this little eight-legged wonder has been hiding in condoms and making men seem inadequate for years, the cheeky little bastards.
#388 to #23 - anon id: 44b4bbd1
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(10/12/2012) [-]
The Viagrachnid
#111 to #23 - kingthatcrawls
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Holy ****, that was funny. Thank you sir for the "Floppy Dick Spider."

Here, a thumb.
#214 - trollins
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I will ride a bicycle of nightmares into your ass.