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Mother Nature is Awesome!

Where do I get the boner spider?

Nature is
awesome
Earwigs have two penises. This is
convenient in case one of them
snaps off.
The female praying mantis
sometimes eats the male’ s head
while they mate.
on baby... Wus ll good fur you too?
The oldest now living person is 115 years old.
This await the Turritopsis nutricula, is
potentially Immortal.
You read am right. This guy has the potential of immortality.
This tree stands in Sweden.
It' s 9550 years old.
The was are that old; the trunk is _ around we was old.)
some people think that in l lifetime,
you swallow spiders in your sleep.
This is very Incorrect.
It' s actually unlikely you’ ll ever
swallow one single spider.
There is an average of 50, 000 spiders
per acre in green areas.
This would make Central Park in New
York home to about 25 million spiders.
A pig' s orgasm lasts an minutes.
There' s l spider whose bites can
cause an erection that la t for hours,
A group of owls is called a parliament.
These are real insects.
These are real sea creatures.
The happiness of the bee and the
dolphin is to exist. For man it is to
know that and to wonder at it."
Jacques Vvas (ousters
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Submitted: 10/11/2012
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#18 - zorch (10/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How can the tree be 9550 years old when it's only 2012
#19 - thesoulless ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#48 - misterblack (10/11/2012) [-]
It's Kyogre!

Or Lugia...

Or Lugia and Kyogre's illegitimate child. I can't decide.
#15 - biowolves (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #20 to #15 - professorderpy (10/11/2012) [-]
I heard you leik mudkips.
#76 - ChippiAble (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Venom took over a caterpillar.
#88 - finishhimlarry ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Raising an army of BATTLETOADS!!!
#355 - raptur (10/12/2012) [-]
9,550 years
#37 - bematli (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Couldn't resist.
#23 - wakkakid (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Ahh yes, the Rising Dick Spider, I have had experiences with this creature, you can have sex for countless hours, but during the whole process, you can only think about him.

And for his counterpart, the Floppy Dick Spider,this creature's name is self explanatory, and this little eight-legged wonder has been hiding in condoms and making men seem inadequate for years, the cheeky little bastards.
#214 - trollins (10/11/2012) [-]
I will ride a bicycle of nightmares into your ass.
#352 - realityatrisk (10/12/2012) [-]
anyone?
#101 - mayormcdick (10/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
So you're telling me, that this ************ can double penetrate a female... ALONE
#113 - thesandboxes (10/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #383 - dxninjaxo (10/12/2012) [-]
A group of frogs is called an army.... I guess you could find those BattleToads
#376 - nickthekiwi (10/12/2012) [-]
This ************ here is the Brazilian wandering spider.
Hes the guy who gives you the huge erection when he bites you, Unfortunately for you a bite from him is likely also to result in your death, as he is one of the most poisonous spiders in the world.
Interestingly the poison was crucial in the development of Viagra.
Have a nice day!
#364 - jakatackka ONLINE (10/12/2012) [-]
Hey look, Gastrodon!
User avatar #363 - mrwightproductions (10/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Who the hell watched a pig orgasm for 30 minutes to figure that out.
Also that spider that causes erections with a bite? It also sends you to the hospital so all the doctors and nurses and whoever else around can see your shame.
#365 to #363 - chaoticwaffle (10/12/2012) [-]
**chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #1383310 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Shame?  						****					 that I show these two inches off with pride!  I love watching those heads turn as I walk around with all this girth.
**chaoticwaffle rolled a random image posted in comment #1383310 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** Shame? **** that I show these two inches off with pride! I love watching those heads turn as I walk around with all this girth.
#337 - gorgonzolarolla (10/11/2012) [-]
Hey guys...
#240 - salsawin ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Entomologist here. Let's correct one or two things here. The earwig pincers are called "cerci" and they are not penises. The spider-crab looking thing under "real insects" is actually an arachnid, and depending on where you are may be called either a whip scorpion or a cave spider. And the spider that you mention that can cause hours of erection is called the Brazilian Wandering Spider, and you fail to mention that the erection literally destroys your penis without treatment (assuming you survive the bite, since it's pretty dangerous.)

Pic semi-related. It's a moth I caught while working in Ecuador.
#161 - radgeta (10/11/2012) [-]
Assuming Direct Control
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