Greedo. Han Solo killed a woman. Good job, Han... God damn you, FJ. I hate you. I've been noticing how you've been with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job. I used to work at a pi star wars greedo sexism
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Greedo

Han Solo killed a woman.

Good job, Han.

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Submitted: 10/11/2012
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#46 - oniguru (10/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
God damn you, FJ. I ******* hate you. I've been noticing how you've been ******* with my head, making me see memes everywhere, and now it cost me my job.
I used to work at a pizza joint called Papa Gino's, which is a chain here in New England. Today, two guys came in, and they were very obviously a couple. Never in my life have I seen people this blatantly gay. Now, I'll be the first to admit that I'm a bleeding heart liberal hippie treehugger commie bastard, and I'm even bisexual myself, but DAMN these two were gay. Everything was going fine, right up until I served them their food. Instead of the usual "enjoy your meal" bit that I usually say, FJ seized control of my brain.
"There you are, guys. Enjoy your AIDS." As soon as that A passed my lips, alarm bells went nuts in my head. But it was too late. I didn't realize what I had just done until I had finished speaking. The two guys just stared at me in shock for a momment, and I went pale. I knew that my days of free pizza and all the Mountain Dew I could drink were over in that one instant.
The two dudes go ******* . My manager comes over, and there's screaming about hate crimes, bigotry, lawsuits, and one of them even stood up and threatened to beat the **** out of me. We got into a fight, and my manager got scared, and said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air.
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!"
I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
User avatar #31 - harrypottergirl (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
maybe he was short so he had to wear heels?
#16 - stallwallwriter (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's pretty neato.

Although on another note, who gives a **** about who shot first? I'd say from their perspective it's a mite more important which one has a blaster hole in him and the which is now banging princess Leia.
#41 - antifa (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #3 - thatnerdyguy (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Description
"Han Solo killed a woman."
>Tags
"sexism"

So it's sexist to take the same actions regardless of gender?
#45 - biggrand (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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maria de aragon
#22 - avastbluesky (10/11/2012) [-]
the dude just has petite feet
#25 - leapinglizard (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
www.imdb.com/title/tt0076759/fullcredits#cast

he might like wearing high heels
#7 - dingojohn (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Well, she did fire first, it was just self-defence. Because han Solo is a good guy.   
   
Right? Guise?   
   
Guise, right??!
Well, she did fire first, it was just self-defence. Because han Solo is a good guy.

Right? Guise?

Guise, right??!
#11 to #8 - dingojohn (10/11/2012) [-]
Was my sarcasm not clear enough?
Was my sarcasm not clear enough?
#15 - darthjangopwnz (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What if Greedo shot himself?
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#84 - swedishassassin (10/12/2012) [-]
*Reads the Description*
And George Lucas killed my childhood with episodes 1,2 & 3
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User avatar #78 - svbeansv (10/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The mouth makes more scents now
#76 - deathsoft (10/12/2012) [-]
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