Old people. . I hate when I do something for an old lady and they offer me money, but when I refuse out of my polite little heart, she offers it again. TEMPTRES Old people I hate when do something for an old lady and they offer me money but refuse out of my polite little heart she offers it again TEMPTRES
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#2 - expulsion
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(10/10/2012) [-]
I took the money on the first offer.



It felt awful.
#8 to #2 - bitchplzzz
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I didn't mind that...
You didn't have to fill her with cum on the dinner table, you sick ****.
#12 to #2 - cammyT
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(10/11/2012) [-]
how could you
how could you
User avatar #5 to #2 - picklous
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(10/10/2012) [-]
i do the same then leave it somewhere they will pick it up again, because you KNOW that they're not gonna take no for an answer.
#41 to #2 - herefortheporno
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(10/11/2012) [-]
#14 to #2 - frysfrys
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(10/11/2012) [-]
WHY?
WHY?
#18 to #2 - debramster
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(10/11/2012) [-]
HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF
#3 to #2 - TomasArnar
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(10/10/2012) [-]
What the ****, man?
What the ****, man?
User avatar #45 to #3 - fluffydildoz
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Tómas nú hættir þú. Þetta er komið útí rugl vinur.
User avatar #54 to #45 - TomasArnar
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Þegiðu, þú ræður ekki yfir mér.
User avatar #59 to #54 - fluffydildoz
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(10/12/2012) [-]
Á ég að mjólka þig ?
User avatar #60 to #59 - TomasArnar
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(10/12/2012) [-]
mögulega
User avatar #11 to #2 - ebperik
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(10/11/2012) [-]
There's an old lady living at the top floor in my aparment building. I live like 2 floors up, and she lives like 6 up. One day I saw her carrying some grocery bags, and decided to help. I carried them up, got invited in for a piece of cake. I like cake. When I got into the house I noticed a guitar and helped her tune it. We proceeded to eat cake, she was really nice and we probably sat there talking for like two hours. On my way out she offered me almost a hundred bucks. "I can't take this. This is way too much." I left her apartment with a hundred bucks, an old leather chair and a pack of grapes.
I have no idea how she did it
She's the nicest person I've ever met though
#19 to #11 - kippa
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(10/11/2012) [-]
A pack of grapes...
A pack of grapes...
#4 to #2 - napkinlover [OP]
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(10/10/2012) [-]
You sick ****.
#10 - thisnamefits
Reply +46 123456789123345869
(10/11/2012) [-]
Then stop sleeping with her, God damn it!
#17 - hypervamppkid
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Little old lady was walking home alone, it was during the summer, and it was pretty hot out. She was even carrying groceries. She's asking for rides from passing cars, but no one stops. I pass by and offer her ride

She declines


dude
#25 to #17 - breakfastskippa
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Hey lady, wanna ride.
User avatar #29 - mikaelkid
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(10/11/2012) [-]
**mikaelkid rolls 4**

can we count upwards?
#51 to #29 - anon id: 44523efb
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(10/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 9**
User avatar #30 to #29 - TwistedPizzaDude
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(10/11/2012) [-]
**TwistedPizzaDude rolls 0**
going to try
#33 to #30 - TwistedPizzaDude
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #35 to #33 - swimmingprodigy
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(10/11/2012) [-]
YOU SIT AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOUVE DONE
User avatar #31 to #30 - mikaelkid
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(10/11/2012) [-]
At least we tried, at least we tried.
User avatar #40 to #31 - hadzibg
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Well, we've got a 0 and a 1... That counts for something...
User avatar #44 to #40 - mikaelkid
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Damn we're good.
User avatar #39 to #29 - hadzibg
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(10/11/2012) [-]
**hadzibg rolls 1**

Sure
#48 - burningsmurfs
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I used to work at an old folks home and we weren't allowed to take any tips ever. One time was actually funny because I brought an old man his soup or something and he tried to give me a dollar. I said oh no that's ok I'm just doing my job. He starts ************ about his family and a sports team and we wrap up the talk and I go to leave again and he says, oh wait here have a tip and tries to give me a dollar again. I say oh no it's ok and run back to the kitchen, then get called back to give him a spoon because he dropped his. I say hello again sir, and he says who are you? I say oh well here's your spoon and he says ooh thanks here have a dollar.
#20 - anon id: bf9281f8
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(10/11/2012) [-]
OP ES SUPER FAGGOT.
Seriously this guy keeps making front page and I don't see why, he is not funny. Like at all. He keeps banning me from his content for speaking the TRUTH.
User avatar #58 to #20 - lefunnylejunk
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Why dos that matter to you? Don't you have real life problems to be worrying about?
#21 to #20 - napkinlover [OP]
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I banned you for spamming my page with "OP ES SUPER FAGGOT"
I banned you for spamming my page with "OP ES SUPER FAGGOT"
User avatar #32 - themorg
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I used to have an old lady living across the street. A few winters ago my friend and I saw her shoveling snow, trying to get her car out. We offred our help and it took only about 10-15 minutes. When we were done she said " I don't have any cash on me but if you wait here I can go to the bank. We said that she didn't have to but she insisted on giving us something, we ended up getting a lot of candy.

I love how thankfull many old people are!
User avatar #49 to #32 - mexikaner
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(10/11/2012) [-]
this made my day, thank you
User avatar #61 to #49 - themorg
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(10/22/2012) [-]
No problem! :)
User avatar #6 - codyxvasco
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Then 3 days later she died and chose to be buried with her money.
User avatar #9 - indeedaleedoo
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Them: I'M TRYING TO THANK YOU, YOU UNGRATEFUL ****!
User avatar #26 - thelostsheperd
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(10/11/2012) [-]
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