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UNIVERSE PATCH 2.0 INFO RELEASED

Long-awaited answers!

universe patch that 'ttritty certain
was and added certain Features.
was
Douchebag fix -There was a bug that allowed people to act irrationally
towards ethers, known as the "Douchebag" complex.
Cancerfag- Many users were given the’ cancer’ virus. This has been fixed, as
well as many other viruses, syndrome and disease dlls.
Lying bug - all the users have been given abilities to cheat out of
any situation, but as a result Mall around fairness and high
demand, God will be removing the' lie' ability in all users.
Spider hack - Some anonymous userbar back in . C. created a
program within the Wordd. exe download plugin, (Evolution. dll)
that gave many users a natural terror's it. Spiders will be
removed and God has added Tug Watch" which will monitor
these types nothings.
Life expectancy fix - Humans and animal' s lifetime expectancy will be put to
Learning curve fix - All human beings pick up all information 200% faster,
cutting ages at a young 10 years old.
Chicken glitch - Many foods have tasted like chicken, and this is because some
shmuck set the" " to many different files. Now
each food has its own taste.
Deja W - Fixed the "deja w" effect.
added matures
Oil Replenish and restock - God has confirmed a renewal of Oil deposits, and
more Oil reserves across the globe for us to find.
Life on Mars - God has confirmed life to be on mars, (finally) and will allow
humanity to steer it on it' s seethrough evolution.
Zombie mode - If humans wish to try Zombie mode, God has placed zombies
on the moon, as to allow more players to visit more often.
Respawns - One ofthe features mandark is the patch for extra
lives. Seeing as though there are many questions left unanswered,
Different species, Race/ ethnicity, retaining formal memories) we
know very little on this part ofthe patch, and we can imagine it
to be tweaked quite a bit. But at least it removes the dreadful
YOLO" phrase.
long read, but dealwith us.)
Government fix - this fixes an issue where rights as human beings have been
removed by other human beings in nice suits. Governmental
powers will be removed and replaced with a website that
votes on popular topics such as marriage or
healthpacks, according to popularity. These" trends" start
like a youtube video and climb a ladder aflame. Anyone
can vote, youjust elected members inhuman beings all in
nice suits. At a certain hit count, the' trend" becomes a bill.
After 3 months have passed, the majority vote (if over 65%)
is ruled in favor. If ties are too close, the topic is memorialized
and not allowed discussion for anothere years. (varies country
to country)
Flight mode -Yes, you read that right, folks. fly mode, to allow humans
to access other areas In the world without costly prices. No
information regarding how this will affect passports or the
speed inflight has been released, but the thought inflight is
good enough for me.
Minima's - Each human will be given a minimap with zoom, scroll, and layout
capabilities to remove the" lost" effence.
Thirst and Hunger - All humans will be able to last three times as long totally
deprived of life sources such as food and water.
all patches updated we. 21
Faq
What will abundance of oil do for as rices?
We can imagine that prices will drop, t at won' t be affective as per
part of the patch.
What about randomly dropping internet connections? Any fixes?
No fixes for that yet, rd talk to your Internet provider.
Will Flight mode allows ace travel?
Ishall expect so to allow or Zombie mode, but don' t forget the fact that space is, i
ndeed, deadly, and proper precautions such as a pressurized space suit should be worn.
ls god patching the trip glitch?
No word on that, butturt of human We is learning to pick yourself up, why tix it?
A removal tool for some things you do' n’ t like, like ?
God has taken account, but leaves it to be undetermined. An update on the
details will be released in November.
A worldedit tool for inconvenient users on weather issues?
As much as many time' s someone has complained, "ite too hot", God' s response has
always been, "Oh you don' t like it? well this is my way of setting up earth,
if you hate it so much, go find another one."
A over patch?
e’ re stil waiting on additional info, but God said he "had something in mind for it,
lmao or may output something together."
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User avatar #1 - traelos (10/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
This is ******** . Why do they keep tailoring this game to casuals?
#38 - angelious ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
ok its nice and all that they are working to fix bugs and all but seriously cant they do something about the story and soundtrack?


seriously ever since You need to login to view this link patch soundtrack has started to suck alot and story still ends in cliffhanger and it really drags out for most of the parts....
User avatar #4 - finalkai (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i am sorry but someone has to point out the elephant in the room. uthers?
User avatar #6 - araella (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why would "god" not want clean energy?

Furthermore, just because the majority wants one thing, doesn't mean it is right. "God" should know this
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User avatar #32 to #30 - zraven (10/11/2012) [-]
Really, die in a fire.
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#72 - catwifdagat **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#73 to #72 - memescomefromb (10/11/2012) [-]
We'll just have to make another server then. Easy fix!
We'll just have to make another server then. Easy fix!
#65 - CIS White Male (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i want character customization!
#10 - CIS White Male (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wow with this new patch I get to meet Hitler AWESOME!
User avatar #2 - tigronn (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
ask him if he could add a metamorph/cross-species chat too please
#53 - CIS White Male (10/11/2012) [-]
the following patch will be applied at the date of dec 21. 2012.
User avatar #51 - nochetriste (10/11/2012) [-]
How's about deleting failed updates like Justin Bieber, Blood on the Dance Floor, Niki Minaj, Rebecca Black and One Direction (And similar to that.)


And replacing those with the old files from 1960-2000

Like The Bealtes, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, Nirvana and other exes. Because the last patch screwed music.dll up.
#14 - CIS White Male (10/11/2012) [-]
Apparently they have released patch date, December 21st 2012. See you guys there
User avatar #5 - shitshitshit (10/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
what? no super powers?
User avatar #12 to #8 - guitardrumsbass (10/11/2012) [-]
So birds have super powers?
User avatar #54 - iwanttousenumbers (10/11/2012) [-]
"uthers"
#50 - asdyxc (10/11/2012) [-]
>No lying
>Anyone can ask me about the porn I watch
>I have to tell the truth

Is this what God wants?
Is it?


SMITE ME, OH ALMIGHTY SMITER!
#48 - acksl (10/11/2012) [-]
Both content and comments made me smile and feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks you guise
#34 - kez (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't get me wrong, I hate douchebags, who doesn't.

But they're a good thing, they weed out the people who suck at life and those who dont.

Those who get really upset and take offence and get unhappy cos some douchebag says something or does something just need to toughen up.

This is the internet, so i know atleast half the people on here suck at life, I mean just look how many friend zoned posts make this site. Its you, not her. You. Anyways, expecting godly red thumbs.
#29 - jallz (10/11/2012) [-]
i still get the lazyness debuff -.-
User avatar #18 - krasnogvardiech (10/11/2012) [-]
You see? I spoke, and Godmin listened! See how helping out new players turns out well?

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4154470/ah/4#4

Good to see you're on the ball too, Danshu. Or are you one of those ass-sucking faggots who follow his every move and stalk his blog page?
#3 - diqface (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
inb4 God debate, lol.
User avatar #20 to #3 - krasnogvardiech (10/11/2012) [-]
Correction: kim jong debate.
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