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dafuqmang (10/11/2012) [-]
You do realize he can LIFT more than a ton, run at something like 25 MPH without the suit.
The suit also enhances body functions.
Let's put it this way, it was so much, they had the suit on someone without the genetic modifications that chief had. The guy moved his arm, it broke so fast it caused several spams that splintered the guy and killed him.
Only a spartan can wear the suits, because only they have been genetically modified enough to use them without dying.
The suit also enhances body functions.
Let's put it this way, it was so much, they had the suit on someone without the genetic modifications that chief had. The guy moved his arm, it broke so fast it caused several spams that splintered the guy and killed him.
Only a spartan can wear the suits, because only they have been genetically modified enough to use them without dying.
Don't the suits also go really fucking fast? Like the chief normally has to wait for marines to catch up when he's with them? Unless you play the games, then you're slow as shit. The books state they run faster then marines even in the 1,000 pound armour.
I think it was Blue Team, so it was John, Fred, Linda, Kelly and maybe one or two more of them. I can't remember which book it was. I also think it was the first time they had fought brutes, so it's more of an anecdotal example.
Also, you probably already know this, but the Spartan III's are weaker than the Spartan II's. The 2's where the super badass proof of concept, the 3's were the toned down expendable production model. One of the books describes an entire company of 3's getting sacrificed to take out a Covenant generator.
Also, you probably already know this, but the Spartan III's are weaker than the Spartan II's. The 2's where the super badass proof of concept, the 3's were the toned down expendable production model. One of the books describes an entire company of 3's getting sacrificed to take out a Covenant generator.
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dafuqmang (10/11/2012) [-]
Spartan 3's are significantly weaker than 2's.
2's are the strongest. Examples are Kelly, Chief, etc etc. 2's could take on a brute in regular G's, and in 0G are weaker, only roughly on terms with an elite.
1's are the weakest. Example being Sgt Johnson. They can beat the shit out of the average schmuck, but in the end are trounced severely by the elites.
3's are the happy medium. They are a match against a single elite, on a good day.
2's are the strongest. Examples are Kelly, Chief, etc etc. 2's could take on a brute in regular G's, and in 0G are weaker, only roughly on terms with an elite.
1's are the weakest. Example being Sgt Johnson. They can beat the shit out of the average schmuck, but in the end are trounced severely by the elites.
3's are the happy medium. They are a match against a single elite, on a good day.
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whotookmyusername (10/11/2012) [-]
After that info only thing I could've thought was this :
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRPJh-LJq1o
John beat two hard-as-fuck ODSTs within an inch of their lives as part of his workout routine. Even without the suits, the Spartans were a force not to be fucked with. The Mjolnir armor does some of the work, but it's still just amplifying 130 kg of rock-hard muscle, Wolverine bones and whoop-ass. And John wasn't even the strong one. One of them (either Fred or Sam) was a full head taller than most of the Spartans. I imagine he could probably bench a Scorpion.
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anocheeanochee ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
While being a valid point, it is POWER armour, its not like its just a dead weight. Plus its powered by some sort of nuclear reactor if I'm correct. The armour enhances all of their abilities, even their speed (The spartans are the only one who can use the suits without shattering their limbs because of the neural speed required to operate one)
I read too much lore.
I read too much lore.
Wouldn't a suit that advanced have some sort of accommodation for that fact? Basically what the comment below me says...
But with all the technology in the Halo series, it would seem foolish to stick a man in a suit that weighs over 700 pounds and expect him to even be able to stand
But with all the technology in the Halo series, it would seem foolish to stick a man in a suit that weighs over 700 pounds and expect him to even be able to stand
Actually, the armor is powered by a mini-nuclear reactor essentially. Were a typical human to wear it, it is responsive enough such that a slight twitch of the finger is enough to cause the suit to move fast and forcefully enough to rip the arm out of its socket or shatter bones. The resulting convulsions causes this to continue until the person is a twisted mass of crushed bones and organs.
So yea, it compensates.
So yea, it compensates.
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supdogg (10/10/2012) [+]
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And now we have designed this suit so you can (cough ahem)
"When in doubt roll the fuck ou... hmm needs more work."
"When in doubt roll the fuck ou... hmm needs more work."
That guy's using a modded Xbox. The program you can use to mod Reach is actually pretty cool. You can change things, and see live changes in game, like changing your Assault Rifle to a Rocket Launcher with unlimited ammo that shoots out Mongooses.
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pukingrainbows (10/11/2012) [+]
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Let's see, a Spartan normally runs at about 6.8 m/s for hours on end. The fastest record sprint is 12.4 m/s over 100m. The average human sprints at about 7.8 m/s and can maintain that for 50m maybe, trained sprinters reaching maybe 9-10 m/s. Considering the Spartans move with a jogging pace, these guys are almost out sprinting you without even trying to begin with. The books claimed that a Spartan pulled 55 km/h up a hill which is roughly 16 m/s.
Not arguing anything, I just find the Halo lore interesting.
Not arguing anything, I just find the Halo lore interesting.
Well the games are kind of forced to cater to the fact that if the character on screen were able to move at it's potential the player wouldn't be able to keep up. Still could go faster before that becomes an issue though.
Oh, lord, that's another thing that annoyed the hell out of me. The Spartans are these super-strong, super-fast people in armour powered by individual nuclear reactors, and nobody things that, maybe, just maybe, the guy capable of tossing around Warthogs and jumping several metres in the air would benefit from some kind of melee weapon?
I mean, fuck, it's not like it's impractical. Several enemy types - high-ranking ones at that - either integrate melee weapons into their arsenal or use them exclusively. Just reverse engineer a plasma sword, or a gravity hammer; you've fought enough people with them to capture at least ONE.
Hell, it doesn't even have to be that. It could just be a super-dense, plasma-resistant length of metal that the Spartans swing around for melee attacks instead of hitting things with their guns. Which, by the way, are pretty damn fragile, since they were designed to be used by a regular guy instead of effing Master Chief.
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Never a fan of the Halo games, honestly, and glaring, easily fixed errors between lore and gameplay are one of the reasons why.
I mean, fuck, it's not like it's impractical. Several enemy types - high-ranking ones at that - either integrate melee weapons into their arsenal or use them exclusively. Just reverse engineer a plasma sword, or a gravity hammer; you've fought enough people with them to capture at least ONE.
Hell, it doesn't even have to be that. It could just be a super-dense, plasma-resistant length of metal that the Spartans swing around for melee attacks instead of hitting things with their guns. Which, by the way, are pretty damn fragile, since they were designed to be used by a regular guy instead of effing Master Chief.
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Never a fan of the Halo games, honestly, and glaring, easily fixed errors between lore and gameplay are one of the reasons why.
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swagbot (10/11/2012) [-]
The games (at least CE, 2, 3, ODST) don't have a run/walk dynamic because I suppose they didn't want a high-tension combat feeling like COD had (sprint, scan shoot, relaod, repeat). Would've been interesting if they did that though!
BUT, i find the lore plausible - the idea is that the MJOLNIR armor had a high-efficiency micro-sized fusion reactor (the bulky backpack portion), and actuators throughout the armor that did most of the cool, inhuman shit. (55MPH sprint, punching through an Elites' head, jumping over Hunters, etc)
On top of that, Spartans received treatments that made them all hulks - that combined with their childhood training made them all Olympic+ level athletes.
tl:dr - from a Realisitc-Sci-Fi point of view, i think it's plausible.
BUT, i find the lore plausible - the idea is that the MJOLNIR armor had a high-efficiency micro-sized fusion reactor (the bulky backpack portion), and actuators throughout the armor that did most of the cool, inhuman shit. (55MPH sprint, punching through an Elites' head, jumping over Hunters, etc)
On top of that, Spartans received treatments that made them all hulks - that combined with their childhood training made them all Olympic+ level athletes.
tl:dr - from a Realisitc-Sci-Fi point of view, i think it's plausible.
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alexclement (10/11/2012) [+]
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Been trying to finally beat Halo 3 on legendary.
MFW Cortana.
MFW Cortana.
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N. Korean citizen (10/11/2012) [-]
Agreed, solo legendary on Cortana, Just. Fucking. Run. For. It. Don't look back, don't get distracted, look straight ahead, and use your shotgun to make a hole large enough to get through, and just keep running. Thats how i did it anyway and never again did I go through that after getting the achievement XD
Here I thought bullets were supposed to work better. It's used to be that plasma weapons could take down shields better, but bullets were more effective against flesh. But I can see why plasma would work in a realistic sense.
If you remember the room where the door closes behind you and then there is a seemingly endless wave of flood? Well, if you hide in one of the enclaves where the lights are located, the flood wont touch you and then they just start dying randomly. A pretty sweet glitch that my dad and I found.
The "logic" behind it is that the armor ability lets you override the safety mechanism on the joints of the suit and lets you run much faster than normal.
Sprint was created by Kat, and without it, the armor is right over the weight limit of being sprintable in. It is a very dangerous piece of equipment to use (as far as storyline goes, you'll be fine in game) and is the most useful piece of equipment.
When you think about it, most of the spartans sprinting were either Spartan-II's in their MJOLNIR armor, or Spartan-III's in SPI, which was lighter than MJOLNIR. Spartan-II's could sprint and jump and whatnot because no matter how you look at it, they are physically superior to III's.
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ctrlaltdeeeez (10/11/2012) [-]
But Spartan IIIs weren't that different, in fact their genetic mutation was more precise, only making them slightly weaker, and their altered mutation and ability to fight off shock in severe situations gave them an slight advantage over IIs, only slight though, and the MJOLNIR armor moved itself fueled by the reactor in the suit, all spartans had to do to move any part of the suit was think it.
Spartan-IIIs might not have been as strong as a Spartan-II, but I really doubt that they would be too weak for MJOLNIR. The whole point of the SPI armor system was that it was cheap and gave a chameleon effect to replace the shields of the MJOLNER. Plus, given the brain augmentation, I would even argue that the Spartan-IIIs could outlast Spartan-IIs in an endurance test, in SPI or in MJOLNER. They might not survive, but they could outlast.
That is true, seeing as if one of the Covenant managed to put a few needles into the abdomen of a Spartan-II (regardless of how hard that would be for them) they would likely drop soon after detonation... Spartan-IIIs, on the other hand, can ignore that for a time, like when Dante told Kurt that he "got nicked" and then collapsed. Is that what you were getting at?
Yeah, something like that. Except, I think Dante got a plasma bolt to the gut. Ill have to look real fast.. Nope, it was actually both. Still, Dante was awesome and I was upset to see him go. Also, (little fanboy bit here) the ending of that book was fucking awesome.
Oh yes it was... Still sucks that Kurt, Will, and Holly were lost... I can't seem to remember if there were any other casualties at the moment...
Ah, no there weren't. It sure is a good thing that I have the book sitting less than twenty feet away. (I just realized how nolife that sounded. I also realized that I don't care, halo is amazing.) Speaking of the ending of Ghosts of Onyx, you know there was a sequel to it, right? And supposedly a sequel to that one coming out 'round the time of Halo 4's release.
Ah, no there weren't. It sure is a good thing that I have the book sitting less than twenty feet away. (I just realized how nolife that sounded. I also realized that I don't care, halo is amazing.) Speaking of the ending of Ghosts of Onyx, you know there was a sequel to it, right? And supposedly a sequel to that one coming out 'round the time of Halo 4's release.
I suppose I've always felt bad for those destined to die (the redshirts, if you will) seeing as I never liked seeing Clone Troopers or Stormtroopers in Star Wars die either. Same goes for Marines in any of the Halo games- face it, they're helpful sometimes, but are players really expected to try and keep them alive when there's an achievement for keeping a full group of them standing at one point in Anniversary?
It came before Combat Evolved by a few days, maybe a week, if you pay attention to the time stamps in the videos before the levels, and it came from the bio section of an official game guide to a Bungie made game.
Bungie decided that that's how it was.
Bungie decided that that's how it was.
Actually, the books aren't even written by the same person. Multiple people did the books, and the only reason why the books are official is because they're the only thing saying they are or aren't.
Which has more credit, some random person who wrote a (good) book, or the gaming company who created the storyline to begin with?
Which has more credit, some random person who wrote a (good) book, or the gaming company who created the storyline to begin with?
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ctrlaltdeeeez (10/12/2012) [-]
Indeed true, and ill admit that something on the official website is just as legitimate as the books if not more, but my last problem is that the gamer REACH did have some huge parts that didn't make sense that a game from the book would not have.
That's because when a book is published to a fictional storyline, it's an official part of the storyline. If one writer has master chief on Onyx another cant have a book published where he's somewhere else during the same time period. It actually can't happen. Once one is published, it's official, and that sets whatever is in it into stone.
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alucord (10/11/2012) [-]
Actually that is armour lock, its just inside of a bubble shield. If it was a bubble shield it would be centred and there wouldn't be lighting. It was the only Semi-related picture I had. Also, I prefer Evade over run and neither that nor sprint is any good if the banshee doesn't try to ram you/get close.
Ah, I dismissed that for Shields recharging because of the drop shield's effect. But if you can sprint at the right times you can avoid a banshee bomb and a banshee ram and jack the shee, but with evade you only get two before you need to recharge, although if your goal is simply to avoid then it CAN work better. Most of both depend on the maps.
because it just doesn't make sense. Sure it does in CoD, but in Halo? MC is a super human, wearing a suit that augments his strength and endurance, he can flip a warthog with no problem, flip a tank with no problem, yet he can't sprint for longer than a few seconds. I mean, come on.
And on another note, if he has super human strength, why in the bloody blue hell is the Chief not able to keep dual SMGS from climbing due to recoil in Halo 2? It grinds my gears/.
And on another note, if he has super human strength, why in the bloody blue hell is the Chief not able to keep dual SMGS from climbing due to recoil in Halo 2? It grinds my gears/.
In the universe of gaming you can have two things, having more of one means having less than the other.
Gameplay - Realism
In my personal opinion it's Gameplay > Realism
Having too much Realism makes a game unbalanced and not fun. Would you really like to play a game that is EXACTLY like life?
Gameplay - Realism
In my personal opinion it's Gameplay > Realism
Having too much Realism makes a game unbalanced and not fun. Would you really like to play a game that is EXACTLY like life?
okay
As said in the instruction manual, this ability is a hack affecting the motion restrictors in the armour that prevent a Spartan from injuring themselves by moving too quickly. According to the Halo: Reach manual, Kat B-320 was largely responsible for this Armor Ability.
As said in the instruction manual, this ability is a hack affecting the motion restrictors in the armour that prevent a Spartan from injuring themselves by moving too quickly. According to the Halo: Reach manual, Kat B-320 was largely responsible for this Armor Ability.
As said in the instruction manual, this ability is a hack affecting the motion restrictors in the armour that prevent a Spartan from injuring themselves by moving too quickly. According to the Halo: Reach manual, Kat B-320 was largely responsible for this Armor Ability.
The Mark I Prototype Exoskeleton improved the strength and stamina of the wearer and allowed a user to lift two tons (4,000 pounds) and run at 32 km/h (19.88 MPH) for extended periods of time.
http://halo.wikia. com/wiki/MJOLNIRPoweredAssault_Armor
Granted, 32 km/h is not 60, but still, that is sprinting, and for extended periods at a time
http://halo.wikia. com/wiki/MJOLNIRPoweredAssault_Armor
Granted, 32 km/h is not 60, but still, that is sprinting, and for extended periods at a time
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asderition (10/11/2012) [+]
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My favorite armor ability is sprint.... Hologram is useless except on capture the flag, invisibility fucks up my most dependable piece of equipment: radar, armor lock is a guaranteed grenade kill and jetpack is fucking stupid as shit: lets make you easier to kill by putting you in the air where everyone can see you. (Excluding elite roll, which is legit as fuck.) From a multiplayer perspective, sprint is the best, only barely in front of armor lock on some instances (shield overload to melee)
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bitchplzzz (10/11/2012) [-]
Being a halo fan, I fuckin obsessed about it. And this is what I remember, they were just normal humans who were everyday normal marines, till a special selection was made, of the best soldiers. They would undergo special training, in tactics and just pretty much beef em up. The suit, on the other hand, I believe was mentioned, does use a sort of muscle enhancing thing. So it uses the muscle power from the human and double it (or some shit like that.) PLUS, I've read that these spartans were pumped full of drugs to make them even stronger and faster.
>inb4 small balls
But also, in the main halo game, 117 is one of the only ones left, so they're not invincible, he's probably still alive because Cortana. helped him with decision making, etc.
>inb4 small balls
But also, in the main halo game, 117 is one of the only ones left, so they're not invincible, he's probably still alive because Cortana. helped him with decision making, etc.
You're quite a bit off there. So I'll inform you of how it really was. I've read all the books and played every game and here's how it goes.
All spartans were chosen when they were still children. None older than 15. They were abducted from their homes and replaced with clones that had a genetic defect implanted so they'd die off in a few years. They were then all transported to the planet Reach and begun a very rigorous training regime in an ONI base. About a week later they were split into teams of three that would always preform every training and simulation together. Team that came in last went without dinner and got to try again the next day. There was no down time, only training and sleep. At about the age of 18, they were bio mechanically enhanced. Metals grafted onto their bones to make them next to unbreakable, hormones and chemicals implanted into their brains to increase thought processing and reaction timings. The ones who didn't die but were still crippled were put into the think tank of the military and all others were moved to an underground mine shaft to continue training where it would be safe. They were so strong and fast and deadly that they could only train against construction mechs and battle mechs, but even those stood no chance. About 2 years later, the MJOLNIR battle armor was created. A regular human could never pilot it. All tests ended in death as the suits moved so fast that it broke a normal man's bones and sent him into convulsions that cause the suit to tear the man apart. But the Spartan's were perfect for it. It let them jump to incredible heights. Run as fast as a car. Punch through reinforced concrete. The suits also linked to their weapons to give them a sight no matter where they held the weapon. Ultimate soldier. After their encounters with the covenant the Shield systems were incorporated and the rest you probably know.
All spartans were chosen when they were still children. None older than 15. They were abducted from their homes and replaced with clones that had a genetic defect implanted so they'd die off in a few years. They were then all transported to the planet Reach and begun a very rigorous training regime in an ONI base. About a week later they were split into teams of three that would always preform every training and simulation together. Team that came in last went without dinner and got to try again the next day. There was no down time, only training and sleep. At about the age of 18, they were bio mechanically enhanced. Metals grafted onto their bones to make them next to unbreakable, hormones and chemicals implanted into their brains to increase thought processing and reaction timings. The ones who didn't die but were still crippled were put into the think tank of the military and all others were moved to an underground mine shaft to continue training where it would be safe. They were so strong and fast and deadly that they could only train against construction mechs and battle mechs, but even those stood no chance. About 2 years later, the MJOLNIR battle armor was created. A regular human could never pilot it. All tests ended in death as the suits moved so fast that it broke a normal man's bones and sent him into convulsions that cause the suit to tear the man apart. But the Spartan's were perfect for it. It let them jump to incredible heights. Run as fast as a car. Punch through reinforced concrete. The suits also linked to their weapons to give them a sight no matter where they held the weapon. Ultimate soldier. After their encounters with the covenant the Shield systems were incorporated and the rest you probably know.
The suit helps with movement, but you needed additional power for sprinting. (Remember, he's always jogging, and several cutscenes have him sprinting.)
the mark VI armor, that came in Halo 2 made it possible to jump higher, why, I haven't found an explanation for.
the mark VI armor, that came in Halo 2 made it possible to jump higher, why, I haven't found an explanation for.