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#96 - knightguy (10/11/2012) [+] (43 replies)
"The Master Chief stands about seven feet (2.13 m) tall and weighs 1,000 pounds (450 kg) in armor; without it, he stands six feet, seven inches (2 m) tall and weighs 287 pounds (130 kg)."

you try sprinting carrying 3.4 times your weight all over your body
#64 - alucord ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My special ability is tea bagging
My special ability is tea bagging
#1 - supdogg (10/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
And now we have designed this suit so you can (cough ahem)    
"When in doubt roll the 						****					 ou...  hmm needs more work."
And now we have designed this suit so you can (cough ahem)
"When in doubt roll the **** ou... hmm needs more work."
#169 - mrnecro (10/11/2012) [-]
I can't wait for Halo 4
I can't wait for Halo 4
#141 - pukingrainbows (10/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Let's see, a Spartan normally runs at about 6.8 m/s for hours on end. The fastest record sprint is 12.4 m/s over 100m. The average human sprints at about 7.8 m/s and can maintain that for 50m maybe, trained sprinters reaching maybe 9-10 m/s. Considering the Spartans move with a jogging pace, these guys are almost out sprinting you without even trying to begin with. The books claimed that a Spartan pulled 55 km/h up a hill which is roughly  16 m/s.   
   
Not arguing anything, I just find the Halo lore interesting.
Let's see, a Spartan normally runs at about 6.8 m/s for hours on end. The fastest record sprint is 12.4 m/s over 100m. The average human sprints at about 7.8 m/s and can maintain that for 50m maybe, trained sprinters reaching maybe 9-10 m/s. Considering the Spartans move with a jogging pace, these guys are almost out sprinting you without even trying to begin with. The books claimed that a Spartan pulled 55 km/h up a hill which is roughly 16 m/s.

Not arguing anything, I just find the Halo lore interesting.
#166 - alexclement (10/11/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Been trying to finally beat Halo 3 on legendary.   
   
MFW Cortana.
Been trying to finally beat Halo 3 on legendary.

MFW Cortana.
#197 - huntbritney (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #199 to #197 - godqueso (10/11/2012) [-]
your neighbor's mom is a whore
#262 - newfagsrus (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Every time I see halo stuff now all I can think of is RVB. Damn Rooster Teeth has assumed direct control.
#200 - pimpvader (10/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
yep...
#178 - megatrondecepticon (10/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Plasma Grenades are the best weapons ever.
Plasma Grenades are the best weapons ever.
#132 - alucord ONLINE (10/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I want my special ability to be able too hold two one handed weapons at the same time.
User avatar #25 - retardedboss (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The "logic" behind it is that the armor ability lets you override the safety mechanism on the joints of the suit and lets you run much faster than normal.
#293 - lezbeyan (10/11/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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User avatar #45 - cryoticshell (10/11/2012) [+] (34 replies)
Sprint was created by Kat, and without it, the armor is right over the weight limit of being sprintable in. It is a very dangerous piece of equipment to use (as far as storyline goes, you'll be fine in game) and is the most useful piece of equipment.
#51 to #45 - ctrlaltdeeeez (10/11/2012) [-]
Whats's your source, Every single book that features spartans includes their ability to sprint. And if it was too dangerous to sprint, why does jumping make sense? And how does one invent sprint?
#227 - jordanish (10/11/2012) [-]
MFW title
#95 - kekio (10/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
i only used sprint in halo reach
User avatar #112 to #95 - wigglesborth (10/11/2012) [-]
I use AT&T in halo reach
#203 - asderition (10/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My favorite armor ability is sprint.... Hologram is useless except on capture the flag, invisibility ***** up my most dependable piece of equipment: radar, armor lock is a guaranteed grenade kill and jetpack is ******* stupid as **** : lets make you easier to kill by putting you in the air where everyone can see you. (Excluding elite roll, which is legit as **** .) From a multiplayer perspective, sprint is the best, only barely in front of armor lock on some instances (shield overload to melee)
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#301 - sidathon (10/11/2012) [+] (38 replies)
HERETIC!
#326 to #301 - paradox (10/11/2012) [-]
this is by 						******					 far the best 						******					 conversation i have seen in years
this is by ****** far the best ****** conversation i have seen in years
#11 - jdouglas (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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