What would you buy?. . The Game You can only buy 3 items. What do you buy ht freak the cashier out the most? No lube or condoms.. Diapers, Nutella, Spoon
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What would you buy?

The
Game
You can only buy 3 items.
What do you buy ht freak
the cashier out the most?
No lube or condoms.
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User avatar #4 - thedarkdefender (10/10/2012) [-]
Diapers, Nutella, Spoon
User avatar #18 - patdunn (10/11/2012) [-]
3 large bottles of milk
I mean who could drink that much milk?
User avatar #15 - toodamnlazy (10/11/2012) [-]
Hockey mask
knives
anti deprrssent pills
User avatar #14 - finalkai (10/11/2012) [-]
a book about the rectum, an industrial funnel, and an eel.
User avatar #8 - fogschmog (10/10/2012) [-]
Bottle of Whiskey
Some razors
Pay with a 100 dollar note and let them keep the change.
#2 - memustardo (10/10/2012) [-]
Cucumber, Vasaline and Chilli powder.

Oh yes.
User avatar #1 - broxalax (10/10/2012) [-]
nothing, then insist on paying by card
#19 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
Duct tape, axe and shovel
User avatar #17 - Ankou (10/11/2012) [-]
Doughnuts, doughnut holes, superglue
#16 - johnteightynine (10/11/2012) [-]
shovel, trash bags, and bleach. while wearing bloody clothes
User avatar #13 - artemisstra (10/10/2012) [-]
Does Walmart sell booze? We don't have it where I live. If they do, I'd take 3 bottles of whiskey and a big pack of nappies/diapers/baby food to the checkout with the biggest queue. Then I'd pretend not to have enough money at the till and put the nappies/diapers/baby food back.

Wait for a reaction......

User avatar #12 - LuckyStrikes (10/10/2012) [-]
I would buy the Quran (found them at a local walmart), Black powder (same walmart, they sell muzzle-loaders, and their accessories), and PVC pipes from the plumbing/home-repair department.
User avatar #10 - sirchaudhry **User deleted account** (10/10/2012) [-]
Orange juice, tight leather pants and a shovel.
User avatar #9 - rottens (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Whiskey, Condoms, Rope.
User avatar #11 to #9 - satyrn (10/10/2012) [-]
Read the rules :(
#7 - ihaveaidsandherpes (10/10/2012) [-]
Duct tape.   
Vasaline.   
Camcorder.
Duct tape.
Vasaline.
Camcorder.
#6 - bathoryhannibal (10/10/2012) [-]
Pregnancy test and a metal coat hanger.

XKCD
User avatar #5 - annoyingsmartguy (10/10/2012) [-]
Laxative, anal plug, pressure guage.
User avatar #3 - warzon (10/10/2012) [-]
Ball gag.
Dragon dildo.
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