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Drink out

I law you ill
Itt MINI ML. -LI t
I' m alright
Hospital :1
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Submitted: 10/10/2012
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User avatar #475 - zauha (10/11/2012) [-]
AXL! If some one came to DK some time, let us take a drink :)
Happy houre!
User avatar #494 to #475 - ninjabunnygo (10/12/2012) [-]
you know to reply to someone comment your press the reply button right? its over here->
User avatar #474 - zauha (10/11/2012) [-]
And that drink isn't expensive here in DK, just 150,- = 35 $
User avatar #473 - zauha (10/11/2012) [-]
And for your people who are talking about how much you can drink, just be honest. 1600 americans studens die every year because of alkohol, but only 22 of dansih studens dies?

But enyway a lot of danish go at hospital every year because of alkohol, i had try it by my self, :D afte 12 beers, 1 botle of white win, and at last i tryed to be cool and swallow a botle of vodka, after a few shoots, then my freinds had to cool for the ambulance. :)

But my pic, was only a joke!...
don't warry be happy
User avatar #472 - zauha (10/11/2012) [-]
Oh and sry World, But our from Denmark, Just can drink a lot, we are just too it
User avatar #471 - zauha (10/11/2012) [-]
Skål! :),
I can't see why people think Denmark are so bad, it's'a nice place, i live there, and i don't mean that USA i bad. ?
Danish people is nice, like americans.
User avatar #450 - extremezone (10/11/2012) [-]
that drink is focking expensive outside of 'Murica so no one will drink it unless they have too much money to spend..
#456 to #450 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
Meh, it's good for you. Taste's greeeeeat. =)
#458 to #456 - poutinesalad (10/11/2012) [-]
Burns like hell and doesnt taste very good at all. Jack is what cowboys use to numb the pain enough to sing country music.

I like me some sailor jerry's, 46% and comes with a free pin-up girl picture under every label.
User avatar #448 - DropDeadShred (10/11/2012) [-]
Australia.
> **** this is expensive
> **** this is expensive
> **** this is expensive
#453 to #448 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
oh god yes
#440 - melioracogito ONLINE (10/11/2012) [-]
All I see in the comment section is people saying how bad Danes are and how bad a country Denmark is. First of all, it was a joke, there is no need to start a 						*********					. Second of all, you shouldn't generalize. Just because a few retarded 14-year old Danes brag about how much they can drink and just because you have met Danes who can't drink anything without getting too drunk, does not mean that every Dane does that. Sure jokes about Danes are great, but bitching without a joke is really, 						*******					 annoying. I don't bitch about how all American er retarded, fat rednecks. No, I acknowledge that some might be that, but not everyone are. I can take and make jokes about every country in the world, but I do not bitch about them and generalize. Why can't you do the same?   
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All I see in the comment section is people saying how bad Danes are and how bad a country Denmark is. First of all, it was a joke, there is no need to start a ********* . Second of all, you shouldn't generalize. Just because a few retarded 14-year old Danes brag about how much they can drink and just because you have met Danes who can't drink anything without getting too drunk, does not mean that every Dane does that. Sure jokes about Danes are great, but bitching without a joke is really, ******* annoying. I don't bitch about how all American er retarded, fat rednecks. No, I acknowledge that some might be that, but not everyone are. I can take and make jokes about every country in the world, but I do not bitch about them and generalize. Why can't you do the same?
/rant
User avatar #443 to #440 - thalfak (10/11/2012) [-]
Well looks like you covered all I wanted to say. Good job :D
#436 - theswagmobile (10/11/2012) [-]
I was expecting more Irish jokes than butthurt in the comment section, guys...
#429 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE AMERIFAGS CANT EVEN DRINK RIGHT!
#420 - Loppytaffy (10/11/2012) [-]
SKÅL!
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User avatar #414 - shaunr (10/11/2012) [-]
Me:

I don't even drink lol
#409 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
czech republic:
- laugh
- I love you all
- blind
- death
#404 - riefenstahl (10/11/2012) [-]
I've lived in Denmark (in Aarhus) and the "laugh" line should be much lower. Extremely nice and warming people, but hard to make laugh damn it.
#396 - theaceofthespade (10/11/2012) [-]
Inb4 everyone talking about how much they can drink trying not to seem like they're bragging even though none of it can ever be proved over the internet anyway.
Inb4 everyone talking about how much they can drink trying not to seem like they're bragging even though none of it can ever be proved over the internet anyway.
User avatar #460 to #396 - thisusernameisalie (10/11/2012) [-]
I can drink 16 bottles of Jack Daniels in one sitting. One sitting. 16.

(Not really, I've only had some vodka before, I get really mad when I'm drunk and my friend cries: not a good combination.)
User avatar #424 to #396 - helion (10/11/2012) [-]
thank you for posting my favorite gif sire!
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#439 to #387 - giustobuffo (10/11/2012) [-]
I think you died and this is all a subjective experience of your mind in denial experiencing itself.   
   
Prove me wrong.
I think you died and this is all a subjective experience of your mind in denial experiencing itself.

Prove me wrong.
User avatar #442 to #439 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, maybe I am dead.
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#422 to #387 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
oh god a teenage girl making a fake story and telling its true cause of "im irish".

Well to be honest, when i was so young i tend to brag as well how much beer i can drink cause im born czech.

Still...
User avatar #441 to #422 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
I'm 21 and my last name in Connolly
#413 to #387 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
Probably an ugly girl, or not one at all.
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#423 to #415 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
You can stop trying hard for attention now (even if that is really you). Sort your life out and stop begging to be liked on an online just to make up for your real life social inadequacies.
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#431 to #425 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
You posted a picture of yourself online and apparently you're a depressed emo who used to cut themselves. If that doesn't scream attention, I don't know what does.
User avatar #434 to #431 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
Why don't you talk to me after you hit puberty, you **** .
#435 to #434 - anonymous (10/11/2012) [-]
Ooops, someone just got butthurt again :p bye-bye for now, I've got ************* things to do.
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#427 to #421 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #418 to #411 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
Two things you may not know:
>I'm Irish
>I'm from Texas
Also, it was my step brother and his mom.
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User avatar #486 to #482 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
It has to do with your family history and how you were raised. Certain people have a higher tolerance for it.
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User avatar #489 to #488 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
Yeah I know. Forgot to mention I puked halfway through the bottle. Probably the only reason I didn't get alcohol poisoning. I kept drinking after I puked because it ruined my buzz. inb4 "all lies" whatever I don't give a **** . You people are so quick to judge and thumb **** **** down because you've lost faith in everything and everybody on the internet. You weren't there, you didn't see it, so you automatically dismiss it as lies. Whatever. Just thought I'd share something from my teenage years. Apparently everybody gets all butthurt when they read a story then find out it was a chick's story. I feel sorry for most of the people on here. And the ******* anon who kept talking **** because he read other comments I made about other **** from my teenage years. And the other bitch who was talking **** to me because I corrected her grammar and didn't believe I was female. Whatever. You learn a few facts about someone and judge them and bully them to make them feel bad, just because you feel bad about your own ****** life.
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#491 to #490 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
I wasn't tryin to sound like a dick or tell everyone I'm awesome. I know I'm not, nowhere near being awesome. I forgot this was funnyjunk and if you leave out one detail people lose their minds. Most of the stories on here are ridiculous, 4chan is ******* infamous for weird **** ( ******** pants, getting blowjobs and peeing in people's mouths) but one thing that everyone on the internet does is hate on females when they try to comment or speak. I'm not sexist/feminist but I think females should get at least a little respect on the internet. inb4 **** women's rights
But yeah, I puked up straight Jack, warm Jack is nasty btw. It was my first time drinking Jack, the tequila I had was called Tequila Rose, it's not as strong as regular tequila, it tasted like strawberry milk tequila. The sports bar I went to was called "Hole in the Wall" and as long as you were 16 they let you drink if you were with a legal guardian, which was my step brother's mom, they let kids in there, even pets. It's out in the backwoods, no fights, just a real family bar, karaoke every friday and saturday, everybody knew everybody. The cops were cool with it because they were good friends with the owners and they made sure people had a ride home if they were too drunk to drive. I would have explained that but it would have been a long ass post, such is this one. It's outback Texas, we're not the racist bigoted ******** that everyone thinks we are. There's very few that are the 'Murica type of people. Sorry for the rant.
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#493 to #492 - cherokeeirish (10/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.
I'm sorry. Sorry for the pic too. My best friend is a ginger, she's full Irish, she's small and mousy, a little air-headed but she's a great person. Been friends with her since kindergarten. I like gingers, just not the ones who think they're all that and a bag of chips. Anyway, thanks for not being a dick, insert other nice compliment here, have a great time on funnyjunk, sorry for being a bitch.
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User avatar #401 to #387 - garymuthafuknoak (10/11/2012) [-]
> Replace liver
User avatar #403 to #401 - cherokeeirish (10/11/2012) [-]
I probably should have
User avatar #385 - mahjimmiesarusslin (10/11/2012) [-]
Your liver is no match! I know i'm not the only one who has slammed a 750 of jack and went for moar!
#383 - deathzor (10/11/2012) [-]
**deathzor rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Anonynigger ** >mfw alcohol poisoning
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