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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - orangepikmin
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Things you would say while using the toilet, but not your girlfriend.
User avatar #14 to #1 - gahblah
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(10/11/2012) [-]
****, there goes my watch.
User avatar #17 to #1 - antowon
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(10/11/2012) [-]
*flushing sounds*....*looks down at *****...."i give myself a thousand points"


That line was actually used on the show
User avatar #18 to #1 - usernameistoolong
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(10/11/2012) [-]
i wish i had a girlfriend....
User avatar #20 to #1 - greyshirt
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Thank god, much smaller than I expected.
User avatar #21 to #1 - Corak
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Smells like ****!!!
User avatar #4 to #1 - loganmadder
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(10/10/2012) [-]
None of that old **** that happens with you ever comes back up
User avatar #6 to #1 - stafeezy
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(10/10/2012) [-]
u got a little something on the side, let me clean you off with my piss..
User avatar #7 to #1 - RandomAnonGuy
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(10/10/2012) [-]
****, I got water up my ass!
#9 to #1 - captaindildo
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(10/10/2012) [-]
I'm gonna squat down on you and take a mean ****.
User avatar #15 to #9 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(10/11/2012) [-]
I think you got the options reversed. Please re-read.
These are things you WOULDN'T SAY to your girlfriend.
User avatar #3 to #1 - russianapathy
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(10/10/2012) [-]
It's a big one.
#16 to #1 - awesomeguyTS
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(10/11/2012) [-]
-You're always there when I need you



User avatar #10 to #1 - supername
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(10/10/2012) [-]
I'm happy you exist.
User avatar #13 to #1 - kanatana
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(10/10/2012) [-]
I'll try to clean off the rim when I'm done, don't worry.
User avatar #8 to #1 - RebelRy
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Time to play gameboy while I'm on you.
User avatar #12 to #1 - amonahan
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Mind if I pee in you?
User avatar #5 to #1 - ocnamesaregone
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(10/10/2012) [-]
God this smells great
#2 to #1 - kcormahs
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(10/10/2012) [-]
get the **** out of my ass you piece of ****
#11 - supername
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#22 - prontoon
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#19 - alucord
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Some men want to watch the computers burn.
Some men want to watch the computers burn.
#23 - austiiee
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(10/11/2012) [-]
Maybe it was a woman venturing away from the kitchen and mistook the toilet paper for a paper towel roll....