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TAOISM - "Shit happens."
CONFUCIANISM - "Confucius says, 'shit happens.'"
 BUDDHISM - "If shit happens, it isn't really shit."
ZEN - "What is the sound of shit happening?"
HINDUISM - "This shit happened before."
SIKHISM - "Leave our shit alone."
HARE KRISHNA - "Shit happens rama lama ding-dong."
ISLAM - "If shit happens, take a hostage."
NATION OF ISLAM - "Don't take no shit!"
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - "Knock, knock, shit happens."
PROTESTANTISM - "Let shit happen to someone else."
CATHOLICISM - "If shit happens, you deserve it."
JUDAISM - "Why does this shit always happen to us?"
ORTHODOX JUDAISM - "So shit happens already."
TELEVANGELISM - "Send money or shit will happen to you."
MORMONISM - "Excrement happens."
AMISH - "Modern shit is useless."
BAPTISM - "We'll wash the shit right of you."
ATHEISM - "I don't believe this shit."
AGNOSTICISM - "What is this shit?"
RASTAFARIANISM - "Let's smoke this shit!"
PASTAFARIANISM - "Let's eat this shit!"
NEW AGE - "Visualize shit happening."
SHINTOISM - "You inherit the shit of your ancestors."

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#49 to #47 - peikkonaama (10/10/2012) [-]

HEDONISM - "I love it when shit happens."
SATANISM - "Sneppah tihs."
EXISTENTIALISM - "What is shit, anyway?"
SCIENTOLOGY - "If shit happens, see Dianetics p. 137."
MYSTICISM - "This is really weird shit."
VOODOO - "Shit doesn't just happen, we make it happen."
WICCAN - "You can make shit happen, but shit will happen to you three times."

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#50 to #49 - peikkonaama (10/10/2012) [-]

DARWINISM - "Survival of the shittiest."
TREKISM - "To boldly go where no one has shit before."
WARSISM - "The shit will be with you. Always."
SHAKESPEAREAN - "To shit or not to shit, that is the question."
EINSTIEN - "Shit is relative."
FINALS - "Fuck, I Never Actually Learned this Shit."
CAPITALISM - "This is MY shit."
COMMUNISM - "Let's share the shit."
MARXISM - "You have nothing to lose but your shit."
MATERIALISM - "Whoever dies with the most shit wins."
AMERICANISM - "Who gives a shit?"
CONSPIRACY THEORISM - "THEY shit on us!"
PSYCHOANALYSIS - "Tell me about your shit."
SUICIDAL - "I've had enough of this shit!"
OPTIMISM - "Shit won't happen to me."
FEMINISM - "Men are shit."
CALVIN - "Dinosaurs are the shit."
HOBBES - "People are shit."
 DOG - "I just shit on your shoe."
CAT - "Dogs are shit."
MOUSE - "Oh shit, a cat!"
MOM - "Get your shit together!"
DAD - "Listen to your mom, or you'll lose your shit."
DESCARTES - "I shit, therefore I am."

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#51 to #50 - peikkonaama (10/10/2012) [-]

NIHILISM - "Bad shit will always happen."
FREUDIAN - "Shit is phallic symbol."
LAWYERS - "For enough money, I can get you out of this shit."
ACUPUNCTURISM - "Hold still or this will hurt like shit."
POLICALLY CORRECT - "Internally processed nutritionally-drained biological output happens."
FAMILY GATHERING - "Relatives are shit."
DISNEYISM - "Bad shit doesn't happen here."
VEGETARIANISM - "If it shits, don't eat it."
 FATALISM - "Oh shit, it's going to happen."
ENVIRONMENTALISM - "Shit is bio-degradable."
STATISTICIAN - "Shit is 83.6% likely to happen."
HIP-HOP - "Motherfuck this shiznit, bitch!"
TANTRISM - "Fuck this shit."
CYNICISM - "We are all full of shit."
SURREALISM - "Fish happens."

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#77 to #51 - pulluspardus (10/10/2012) [-]

ART - "I'M EXPRESSING SHIT!"

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#134 to #77 - oliphan (10/10/2012) [-]

OPPORTUNISM - "The second I get the chance, I'll make shit happen."

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#81 to #49 - whiteniggers (10/10/2012) [-]

I was gonna get real pissed if I didn't see Paganism anywhere. Never gets mentioned. Thanks for saying it yourself.

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#103 - diqface (10/10/2012) [-]

Shit in my mouth while I rape your sister

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#100 to #82 - grogovic (10/10/2012) [-]

Well, i am a little bit offended because i don't like people calling me and my country brainless. I think most of the people wouldn't like being called brainless.
Well atleast we get to be safe from zombie invasions then?

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#132 to #100 - mrzicrow (10/10/2012) [-]

I just totally disagree with your religion and society. You are all nuts with your "Islam is the religion of peace - agree with us or we bomb your house and sets your car on fire"... you are all fucking hypocrites...

Btw, I don't give two flakes of a shit if you feel offended. Muslims feel offended whatever you do.

No offense.

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#133 to #132 - grogovic (10/10/2012) [-]

It's okay, i still respect your opinion i just want to say: we are not the people you see on television, with some towel strapped on their head or women covering themselves.
But that phrase ''I hate your religion and society'' is a bit racist and aggressive don't you think?

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#135 to #133 - mrzicrow (10/16/2012) [-]

Hey buddy... You seem to be a fairly clever man and I really respect that. I will therefor apologize if I have insulted you.
You are that kind of muslim I respect - yea I do respect some muslims ;)
I have muslim friends myself. The reason they are my friends is because they are independent of their religion, they are smart people and can think by themselves. Also, they do not get mad if I tell them my opinion about their religion - just like you and I really respect that

The reason why I am so aggressive towards some muslims is because they think Islam owns the world. They think that Islam will dominate the world and that they are superior to other religions. And If people have different opinions they get offended and make a fucking big deal about it.
That's the kind of muslim people I just want be gone from this world.

tl;rd I respect you and other muslims like you.
btw, you cannot be racist towards muslims because muslims are religious followers and not a race :b

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#115 to #100 - herzy **User deleted account** (10/10/2012) [-]

He's not a zombie, he is a european that just learned what 'paça çorbası' is.

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#73 - ianus (10/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)

wasn't islam "when shit happens take some hostages"

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#75 to #73 - shaddz (10/10/2012) [-]

no more like when shit happens kill the white people.

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#91 to #75 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

When shit happens we 9/11 an orphanage.

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#131 to #73 - N. Korean citizen (10/10/2012) [-]

When shit happen fuse the bomb!

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#65 - faithrider (10/10/2012) [-]

my shit beliefs come from this story...

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

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#90 - pharoahemonch (10/10/2012) [-]

fix'd

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#85 - xdemonix (10/10/2012) [-]

Skinheadism: Let´s beat the shit out of you

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#67 - fyaq (10/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Omg you stupid fuck that isnt darwinism thats a symbol of christianity from greece...

try to learn about religion from something other than bumper stickers...

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#72 to #67 - johnshepherd (10/10/2012) [-]

I am well aware of the flaws. That's why I said in the description that it is a repost.

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#56 - halotalim ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

Darwinism using the Jesus fish. GENIUS!

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#15 - evilanakie (10/10/2012) [-]

"shit happens to my... MY WHAT

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#120 - sharkyz (10/10/2012) [-]

Blow up all the shit.

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#105 - maid ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]

NAZISM - This shit happens bacause of the jews.

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#58 - LaughedatThat (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Weird shit

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#79 to #58 - johnshepherd (10/10/2012) [-]

spidermanity!

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#24 - thegreenbutton (10/10/2012) [-]

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Yeah, it's a repost, and a shitty one at that.

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