The Creation of Pssy. 100% Colaborated by me!. Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p ssy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, usin
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The Creation of P*ssy

100% Colaborated by me!

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p* ssy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave
it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was Maxi,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little rum,
he sucked it and f* cked it, -
and called it a c* .
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Submitted: 10/09/2012
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#9 - madhattergirl (10/10/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Maybe mine's broken but I don't pee out of my pussy.
Maybe mine's broken but I don't pee out of my pussy.
User avatar #1 - porridgesque (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This must of been a right laugh down at your local tavern! After a few pints, of course.
User avatar #25 - darkjustifier (10/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
But why does it bleed
#37 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
WHERE DOES THE CLITORIS COME FROM! WHERE!
User avatar #38 to #37 - slatersniper (10/10/2012) [-]
Shriveled penis.
User avatar #11 - TheSpartanHelghast (10/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You did not make this at all.. You just made the text and slapped it n pictures...
#5 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I find it hilarious how many men think a woman pisses out of her vagina.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nullifier (10/09/2012) [-]
Pussy is a colloquial term for the vulva, a very underused term. It does not necessarily singularly refer to the vagina, the urethra is included in the region described.

The more you know, the more you realize your comment doesn't accurately depict the content.

Though, for what it matters, I do agree with you. Far too many men have no idea how it all works. Can't really blame them, though.
#36 - gilbreak (10/10/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#57 - kidsquicker (10/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
All you did was take an ancient joke and add low-quality pictures from popular cartoons.
#56 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
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#53 - underhatten (10/10/2012) [-]
I 						*******					 love Roberto! HA HA!
I ******* love Roberto! HA HA!
#13 - anonymous (10/10/2012) [-]
Heard this rhyme years ago. Don't take credit just because you added a picture
User avatar #7 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
What do you mean 100% collaborated by you? You didn't make the pictures, or write this story. I've heard this before. You put them together, but you didn't MAKE any of the parts. I'd hardly consider that 100%.
User avatar #65 - candytaker (10/10/2012) [-]
CLAMPS!!!!
#54 - neikoliberty (10/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
100% Colaborated by me!" 						********
100% Colaborated by me!" ********
User avatar #55 - buddyxl (10/10/2012) [-]
I have 12 cousins named jp morgans trowser snake sock drawer
#15 - mrchunkyperiod (10/10/2012) [-]
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#3 - yunablade (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #467492 at Item Discussion **

Thank god you censored it, at east someone thuugh of the children.

God know what would we do if people go using pussy, cunt and **** as daily words.
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#8 - moarpotatos (10/10/2012) [-]
Thought this was going to be about Rammstein for a second
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