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The Creation of Pssy. 100% Colaborated by me!. Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a p ssy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, usin

100% Colaborated by me!

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a p* ssy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave
it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was Maxi,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little rum,
he sucked it and f* cked it, -
and called it a c* .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#9 - madhattergirl
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Maybe mine's broken but I don't pee out of my pussy.
Maybe mine's broken but I don't pee out of my pussy.
#10 to #9 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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User avatar #12 to #10 - TheSpartanHelghast
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Don't be silly.. THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON THE INTERNET....
#17 to #12 - datassman
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(10/10/2012) [-]
whooo, bluename thread!
whooo, bluename thread!
User avatar #22 to #17 - TheSpartanHelghast
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Inb4 lol faggot.. What's a blue name mean? Never noticed it.. I mostly lurk on FJ.
#24 to #22 - datassman
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Just kinda happens after your account's been active for a certain amount of time.. But I don't know how long that happens to be..
Just kinda happens after your account's been active for a certain amount of time.. But I don't know how long that happens to be..
#27 to #24 - rainbowdashuh
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Two years I believe
#29 to #27 - datassman
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Probably just one year. I've only been on since May last year.
Probably just one year. I've only been on since May last year.
User avatar #31 to #29 - foreverxalone
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We are the oldfags of FJ I guess....
User avatar #21 to #17 - sekretsauce **User deleted account**
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Too late.
#23 to #21 - datassman
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Eat a tit.
Eat a tit.
#52 to #12 - assondrugs
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(10/10/2012) [-]
(she has pics on ****)
(she has pics on ****)
User avatar #69 to #52 - TheSpartanHelghast
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(10/10/2012) [-]
well then... brb 5 min...
User avatar #16 to #10 - kievaughnb
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Seriously?

SERIOUSLY?

Someone mentions that they have a vagina and you can't help but immediately ask for sex?

You're probably 12, and you failed to realize that you don't know the person you're asking, nor did you stop to consider the fact that they may live a thousand miles away.

You must be great at parties.

This is why we can't have nice things.
#19 to #16 - shortbusterrorist **User deleted account**
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#30 to #16 - bruisedtoblue
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God DAMN. Girls are bitchy.   
   
You're giving us a bad name.
God DAMN. Girls are bitchy.

You're giving us a bad name.
User avatar #26 to #16 - darkjustifier
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You must be having your time of the month......I'd like to ride the red sea.
User avatar #63 to #16 - electromuffin
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Im sure he was just concerned about this ladies pissing problem
#39 to #16 - anon id: f9151b80
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chill out slut
#40 to #39 - swagbot
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sorry, let me log in and say that properly.
User avatar #1 - porridgesque
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(10/09/2012) [-]
This must of been a right laugh down at your local tavern! After a few pints, of course.
User avatar #2 to #1 - anonymousattorney
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(10/09/2012) [-]
Anything's funny with alcohol.
User avatar #25 - darkjustifier
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But why does it bleed
#35 to #25 - anon id: 3d2e9ba5
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BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
#43 to #25 - thebeatlesfan
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You try not bleeding after someone nails a hole into you.
#32 to #25 - theist
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#42 to #32 - thebeatlesfan
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#37 - anon id: 327b13ef
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WHERE DOES THE CLITORIS COME FROM! WHERE!
User avatar #38 to #37 - slatersniper
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(10/10/2012) [-]
Shriveled penis.
User avatar #11 - TheSpartanHelghast
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You did not make this at all.. You just made the text and slapped it n pictures...
#18 to #11 - anon id: 9c953a87
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"100% Collaborated"
Collaborated- past participle, past tense of col·lab·o·rate (Verb)
Verb: Work jointly on an activity, esp. to produce or create something.

So really he never said he made it up, he just added to it in this case. (note: he didn't add much)
User avatar #20 to #18 - TheSpartanHelghast
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Well he then just nullifies that when he says "by me"... you can't collaborate on something all by yourself.
#5 - anon id: c71fffbf
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I find it hilarious how many men think a woman pisses out of her vagina.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Nullifier
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Pussy is a colloquial term for the vulva, a very underused term. It does not necessarily singularly refer to the vagina, the urethra is included in the region described.

The more you know, the more you realize your comment doesn't accurately depict the content.

Though, for what it matters, I do agree with you. Far too many men have no idea how it all works. Can't really blame them, though.
#36 - gilbreak
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#41 to #36 - RequieminMortis
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I was phone. And if you ever dial this number again, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you.
#44 to #41 - gilbreak
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i wonder if the sequel will be any good
#47 to #44 - RequieminMortis
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The reviews aren't all that great for it, but I saw the preview when I went to see The Dark Knight Rises a second time, and an edited version of Lucius Fox's famous line in The Dark Knight came to mind:

"Let me get this straight. You're angry at Bryan Mills (Neeson's character) because he killed your family members after they kidnapped his daughter........and your plan is to kidnap his family again? Good luck."
#46 to #44 - anon id: cb297b52
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(10/10/2012) [-]
it isn't. don't waste your money
#49 to #46 - gilbreak
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OK, thank you!
OK, thank you!
#57 - kidsquicker
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All you did was take an ancient joke and add low-quality pictures from popular cartoons.
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#56 - grimmwaters
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Comment Picture
#53 - underhatten
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(10/10/2012) [-]
I ******* love Roberto! HA HA!
I ******* love Roberto! HA HA!
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