Facial Hair. . A BEARD HAS BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS SINCE THE DAWN III TIME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE PREHISTORIC MEN HAD BEARDS FOR: WARMTH and ing sensitive t ments
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Facial Hair

A BEARD HAS
BEEN A SIGN [IE MANGINESS
SINCE THE DAWN III TIME
SCIENTISTS BELIEVE
PREHISTORIC MEN
HAD BEARDS FOR:
WARMTH
and ing sensitive t
ments
INTIMIDATION
through a thicker,
jaw tine
PROTECTION
and cushion from
punches or dull
blows to the face
Since then, beards have regularly cycled in and out of
fashion. separating the men from boys for centuries
TODAY. BEARDS ARE STILL
MANLY, BUT FEWER AND FEWER
WOMEN CAN HANDLE THEM
ABOUT ABOUT
OF AMERICAN MALES OF MALES WORLWIDE
HAVE FACIAL HAIR HAVE FACIAL HAIR
IN A STUDY OF FACIAL HAIR..
WOMEN FOUND FULL
BEARDED MEN TO BE
2/ 3 allt
AS ATTRACTIVE AS
MEN
BUT DON' T LOSE HOPE! THESE
SAME WOMEN, AS WELL AS MEN
SURVEYED. FOUND
MEN TO ALSO APPEAR:
MO RETROSPECTS D
POWERFUL
OF A
WERE VIEWED AS
38% LESS GENEROUS
36% LESS cums
It seems that heard
intimidation keeps less
adventurous women away
TO FIND ALIFE,
TO HAVE FACIAL i,' %' i
HAIR WHEN '
tala s', SCIENTISTS THINK:
Men shave to make
t, k! Color", women (edgier
BUT REAL MEN KNOW BETTER:
NANA )
AND WHEN IT COMES " SUCCESS
OUTSIDE RELATIONSHIPS..
FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN
HANDLE YOUR PANACHE:
Grew a killer heard and weed out all the
amateur girlfriends who are going to
cramp your style.
YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH THIS WITH A
NUMBER OF BEARDS:
THE VAN DYKE FRIENDLY MUTTON CHOPS
Tn: THE
ORG
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Submitted: 10/09/2012
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#3 - FriendWreck (10/09/2012) [-]
This was pretty cool the first three times I saw it...
#4 - rulebysecrecy ONLINE (10/10/2012) [-]
MFW im 20 and cant grow a beard
#2 - doggstar (10/09/2012) [-]
i need to grow a beard now. already need to shave to stop looking so sscraggly but i guess i could grow it out
#1 - steerpike (10/09/2012) [-]
Since I grew a beard lots more women check me out - don't know why. I think the less adventerous women are put off by beards but more adventerous women are attracted by them?
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