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H2O2 (even in only a 30% solution reactives violently, and exothermically. This oxidation produces a number of harmful free oxygen radicals, as well as ozone products, the end result being a VERY violent expansion of hot oxygen and oxygen derivatives. H2O2 in the 30% concentrate (and certainly higher) is both shock and temperature sensitive, and may be stimulated into a reaction by a mediocre light source. The act of pouring concentrated H2O2 into your mouth would result in immediate chemical burns to the area, followed by an explosion as the O radicals reacted with the calcium of your teeth. The glass would shatter, propelling razor sharp shards into your dining partner, who would likely not call back for a second date; (assuming you could find your face).

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