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#8 - missingonebrick (10/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
LOL, black people.
User avatar #9 to #8 - missingonebrick (10/09/2012) [-]
If you enlarge it, he goes to school
#16 - Krathalos (10/09/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I fail to see how a few of these are useless.

Muting people would be awesome.

Turning bullets into paintballs would be like the difference between life and death.

The ability to put things in people's mouths could be like used to assassinate people without anyone knowing, or for "other purposes."
#65 - MasterManiac (10/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"Ability to put anything in people's mouths"
#145 - hairydickfarts (10/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
ability to talk to animals is useless?

>go to wildlife park
>find ************* bear
> ************* .jpg
>talk to bear
>tell bear you want to ride it
>majestically ride bear off into sunset

All of these superpowers are ************* awesome
User avatar #45 - platapus (10/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Summon tumbleweed???
IMAGINE THE COMICAL POSSIBILITIES!!!
User avatar #27 - daniboyi (10/09/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Ability to turn bullets into paintballs?
>goes to war
>wins.
#320 - djequalizee (10/09/2012) [-]
Some of these are pretty useful.
#133 - pongleniss (10/09/2012) [-]
the ability to put anything in peoples mouth
#209 - 6(sic)6 (10/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Those are cool superpowers.


Heres a useless one:

The ability to summon flies on the 3rd week of every other November while it's raining
#326 - zeruaargi (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That second to last power
#161 - slyve (10/09/2012) [-]
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These aren't useless, some of them are even awesome as **** .
User avatar #134 - invasor (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
1)"Ability to put everyone on mute"
rape time.
2)"Ability to speak animal"
Make your pig army and rule the world.
3)"Ability to raise your eyebrows beyond forhead"
look the floor. quickly raise your eyebrowns and hit that ************* with light speed eyebrows and cut their heads off with them.
4) hability to make any bodypart fall asleep.
hand. masturbate furiosly.
5) Disco ball hair
bitches love disco ball ( I do too)
6)jelly bean dog breath
sell them. profit.
7)ability to read this ******* non funny long comment
stop







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User avatar #103 - PedoBearFTW (10/09/2012) [-]
To be honest those things sound pretty cool to me.
#95 - freshbakedrolls (10/09/2012) [-]
ability to put ANYTHING in peoples mouths
#446 - chest (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
How all of these are useful: (Inb4 tl;dr)
Mute: Shut people up before they give away secrets
Talking to animals: Speak to birds, learn location, use charisma to lure animals and kill them when they get close or raise animal army
Eyebrow raising: Raise them above your head, then move them around for a distraction
Willingly making body parts fall asleep: Apply to injury to numb it
Disco ball hair: Reflect light into enemy eyes for a distraction
Dog breath jelly beans: Infinite food source or make a company, it wouldn't cost anything for production, so after you get the company started, you'll only make profits
Cat hair: Head-butt the **** out of everyone
Tumbleweed summoning: Summon it into the guts of your target, it'll destroy their insides
Bullets to paintballs: ******* obvious
Ladder hands: Also obvious
Half-invisible: Sometimes when you're crouching, part of you will still show
Unscrewing legs: Stab the ****** with your screw foot thing
Asexual reproduction: Now gays can have kids without adoption
Insect eyes: Use dragonfly eyes, 360 degree vision
Blowhole: Lean forward, build up pressure, and knock people back
Changing smells: Useful when running from bloodhounds
Putting anything in peoples' mouths: Heh
Folding shadows: Fold your shadow into a compact form to hide it
All of these are useful.
....
I need a life.
#375 - runnybluebanana (10/09/2012) [-]
<------- really man
#348 - smokedmeatlog (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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they say it feels like a stranger......fap fap fap fap fap
#311 - toastableduckling (10/09/2012) [-]
I've found uses for mostly all of them.
#139 - Jesusnipples (10/09/2012) [-]
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