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That one night...
100% Obnoxious Cum
me in bed one night, derping sleep
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
wake up
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
has
l _ What dame] was that!?
cough
caugh
sometimes I fall asleep hugging the
pillow cuz it' s really comfortable,
sleeping like a boss.
the circulation in arms cuts eff, arms
fall asleep, rendering them useless.
wake up
kick my legs, hoping to reliever
and lay on my back
Fail, blanket is now ever my face. Meanwhile,
a meet foul, sickening, gut wrenching fart erupts from
my bowels, a stanky mist of malice and destruction.
The fart charges forth with the speed and ferocity of a
honey badger en cocaine during mating season and
begins it' s assault en my olfactory system.
Uh god! its horrible! What did I do to deserve
this? Please spare me! I don' t wanna die!
night, there shallow no
enveloped me, violating the very fiber cf my being. NI seemed
lest as this juggernaut cf a fart waged it' s chemical warfare.
finally managing roll ever, I
was free from this heme: -t of hell.
has
l _ What dame] was that!?
cough
caugh
...
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#14
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jakols (10/09/2012) [-] 
>Goes to sleep
>Wake up in the middle of night
> slept on top of one arm
> Can't feel one arm
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"
> Touch Self
>keep going to completely hardened
> Furiously fap
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst
> regain feelings in arm
> get solid grip and choke that shit
> 8 more faps
> explode everywhere
> unplanned midnight fap successful
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Wake up in the middle of night
> slept on top of one arm
> Can't feel one arm
> Use functional arm to "guide the blind"
> Touch Self
>keep going to completely hardened
> Furiously fap
> 15 secs before letting the dam burst
> regain feelings in arm
> get solid grip and choke that shit
> 8 more faps
> explode everywhere
> unplanned midnight fap successful
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
#57
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lindsaaay (10/09/2012) [-] last night i fell asleep on my arm and it went numb and i woke up and tried to lift it and ended up slapping myself in the face
#39
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jigglepuff ONLINE (10/09/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I thought i was the only one who slept hugging a pillow.
So this is what it's like...When doves cry...
So this is what it's like...When doves cry...
