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Red Christmas
Ha! Get it!? Red Christmas? Sorry. Have a good day.
WASHING THROUGH
THE SNOW
GET ! l OUT
OF MY WAY
sortieing :
EKKI" | I
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'" St) FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DC YOU WEIGH
HAAHAHHA
YOU CAN' T FUCKING SING
I' LL STARTA FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HG
I' M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN ITIS TC RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEYI
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THATASS cuz YOU CAN' T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
ican' t stop laughing. it hurts. thah my... oh my
THE SNOW
GET ! l OUT
OF MY WAY
sortieing :
EKKI" | I
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'" St) FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DC YOU WEIGH
HAAHAHHA
YOU CAN' T FUCKING SING
I' LL STARTA FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HG
I' M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN ITIS TC RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEYI
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THATASS cuz YOU CAN' T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
ican' t stop laughing. it hurts. thah my... oh my
...
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#14
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fuckthepolice (10/09/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military…
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…
-Jeff Dunham
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military…
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…
-Jeff Dunham
#7
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wakingeyes (10/09/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
dashing through the snow
with a pair of broken skis
jumping over hills and smashing into trees
snow is turning red
i think i'm nearly dead
riding to the hospital with stitches in my head
with a pair of broken skis
jumping over hills and smashing into trees
snow is turning red
i think i'm nearly dead
riding to the hospital with stitches in my head
#10
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loganmadder (10/09/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back,
Oh what a good day it will be on
Christmas in Iraq!
With a bomb strapped to my back,
Oh what a good day it will be on
Christmas in Iraq!
#15
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voldemortsnipples (10/09/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Dashing through the snow
Get the fuck out of my way
Cutting peoples throats
Laughing all the way
Heads on bobtail rings
Making people die
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slashing song tonight!
Oh! Go to hell, Go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the fuck out of my way
Oh! Go to hell, go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the fuck out of my way.
A day or two ago
You thought that I had died
Get the fuck out of my way
Cutting peoples throats
Laughing all the way
Heads on bobtail rings
Making people die
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slashing song tonight!
Oh! Go to hell, Go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the fuck out of my way
Oh! Go to hell, go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the fuck out of my way.
A day or two ago
You thought that I had died
#18
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tonkkax (10/09/2012) [-] I know one of these funny jingle bells song versions, but its in Finnish.
