Red Christmas. Ha! Get it!? Red Christmas? Sorry. Have a good day.. WASHING THROUGH THE SNOW GET ! l OUT OF MY WAY sortieing : EKKI" | I DASHING THROUGH THE SNO
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Red Christmas

Ha! Get it!? Red Christmas? Sorry. Have a good day.

WASHING THROUGH
THE SNOW
GET ! l OUT
OF MY WAY
sortieing :
EKKI" | I
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
YOU'" St) ******* SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DC YOU WEIGH
HAAHAHHA
YOU CAN' T ******* SING
I' LL STARTA ******* FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU ******* HG
I' M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
GET THE **** OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN ITIS TC RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEYI
JINGLE BELLS, GO TC HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THATASS cuz YOU CAN' T HIDE
FROM MY ************* SLEIGH
HEY
ican' t stop laughing. it hurts. thah my... oh my
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Submitted: 10/08/2012
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User avatar #57 - tkuja (11/07/2012) [-]
hey
#37 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
The last hey got me
#31 - nooblorian (10/09/2012) [-]
SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A SONG OF THIS!!!
User avatar #35 to #31 - aahrg (10/09/2012) [-]
he just did.
#29 - digeredoo (10/09/2012) [-]
I laughed way too hard at this.
I laughed way too hard at this.
#39 to #29 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
i bet that your face was exactly like this LOL
#40 to #39 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
So now you're going to follow me around to every post. Good job, make yourself look even more retarded then you already are.
So now you're going to follow me around to every post. Good job, make yourself look even more retarded then you already are.
#41 to #40 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
exactly that's my plan
User avatar #42 to #41 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
You might want to rethink that plan.
User avatar #43 to #42 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
no no i want it like it is , stupid and annoying : )
#44 to #43 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
You can take away the annoying part because the only thing you're doing is making yourself look stupid.
User avatar #45 to #44 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
thnx 4 the support , i'll try 2 do my best : )
#47 to #46 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
i know that i annoed you when you say that you don' t care
User avatar #49 to #47 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
>annoed

Again, I don't care. You can keep trying but all you're doing is making yourself look dumber.
#50 to #49 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
... and that's bad because ??
... and that's bad because ??
User avatar #51 to #50 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
Because you love being the worst and most obvious troll on FJ.
And I love watching you be the worst and most obvious troll on FJ.
#52 to #51 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
YESSSSS !!!
User avatar #53 to #52 - digeredoo (10/10/2012) [-]
You most likely didn't grasp the concept of that comment.
#54 to #53 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
no i did but i' m just agreeing with you just to see what can you do that's all
User avatar #48 to #47 - veogamer (10/10/2012) [-]
annoyed*
#24 - snk (10/09/2012) [-]
Dashing
#36 to #33 - xxkelevraxx (10/09/2012) [-]
Come and get it
Come and get it
#55 to #36 - knoxousfumes (10/11/2012) [-]
My body is ready
My body is ready
#32 to #24 - wtf man (10/09/2012) [-]
dashing
User avatar #23 - senseofpurpose (10/09/2012) [-]
HEY!
User avatar #18 - tonkkax (10/09/2012) [-]
I know one of these funny jingle bells song versions, but its in Finnish.
User avatar #15 - voldemortsnipples (10/09/2012) [-]
Dashing through the snow
Get the **** out of my way
Cutting peoples throats
Laughing all the way
Heads on bobtail rings
Making people die
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A slashing song tonight!
Oh! Go to hell, Go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the **** out of my way
Oh! Go to hell, go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the **** out of my way.
A day or two ago
You thought that I had died
User avatar #16 to #15 - voldemortsnipples (10/09/2012) [-]
You knew it was a lie
Now you run and hide
You had sex and you drank
You deserve what you just got
Your body will smell rank
Because your corpse will rot.
Oh! Go to hell, go to hell
Drop to your knees and pray
I said it once, I'll say it twice
Get the **** out of my way.
User avatar #17 to #16 - sjsharks (10/09/2012) [-]
Actually you said it 5 times
User avatar #14 - fuckthepolice (10/09/2012) [-]
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military…
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head.
I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk.
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…
-Jeff Dunham
#58 to #14 - reretzu (03/01/2013) [-]
I know this is late, but I favorited this contend when it first came out and didn't look at the comments, but I am laughing so 						*******					 hard right now, thank you.
I know this is late, but I favorited this contend when it first came out and didn't look at the comments, but I am laughing so ******* hard right now, thank you.
User avatar #59 to #58 - fuckthepolice (03/01/2013) [-]
Haha anytime XD
User avatar #19 to #14 - grogovic (10/09/2012) [-]
Achmed the dead terrorist by Jeff Dunham! :D
#12 - anonymous (10/09/2012) [-]
Why can I picture that to be a death metal song?
User avatar #10 - loganmadder (10/09/2012) [-]
Dashing through the sand,
With a bomb strapped to my back,
Oh what a good day it will be on
Christmas in Iraq!
User avatar #11 to #10 - moc (10/09/2012) [-]
I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military
User avatar #26 to #11 - spencervds (10/09/2012) [-]
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me?
#7 - wakingeyes (10/09/2012) [-]
dashing through the snow
with a pair of broken skis
jumping over hills and smashing into trees

snow is turning red
i think i'm nearly dead
riding to the hospital with stitches in my head
User avatar #8 to #7 - nockae (10/09/2012) [-]
I always heard it like this:
Dashing through the snow
On a pair of broken skis
Over the hills we go
Crashing into trees
Ho, Ho, Ho
Snow is turning red
Think I'm almost dead
Woke up in the hospital with stitches in my head!
#9 to #8 - wakingeyes (10/09/2012) [-]
it does make more sense this way. thanks
#6 - sgartgirl (10/09/2012) [-]
Faved and saved. Definitely gonna sing this around Christmas time.
User avatar #5 - esmebuffay (10/09/2012) [-]
Someone should make a video of themselves singing this.
User avatar #4 - RamboTrucker ONLINE (10/09/2012) [-]
Favorited and saved
User avatar #3 - SuperSixONE (10/09/2012) [-]
Jingle bells is about thanksgiving
-3
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