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Denmark.
Or well, the minimum wage is about $18 an hour here.
Yes, you can move to Denmark.

(Just dont google our taxes or anything, look at the shiny minimum wage! LOOK AT IT!)

You are unhappy about your taxes on Denmark? lol...

Look up the taxes on Brazil, they are the biggest on earth, and we still have to pay for everything twice, because the public schools, hospitals and everything else are practly a big pile of shit...

Also, minimum wage here is R$ 2,83/hour, wich is like a dollar a hour.
If a person lives alone, and makes minimum wage, he can't even aford for food and pay the bills...

And still we are the 7th biggest economy in the world. Yay for corruption.

I remenber a brazilian joke :

Once the brazilian president went to the USA, and asked how the president had soo much money, and he said : "Do you see that bridge there? half of it is in my pockets."

Then the brazilian president came back to Brazil, and later the american president came to brazil and saw that he had alot of money too, soo he asked the brazilian president how did he make soo much money, wich he replied : " Do you see that bridge there? ", - "No I don't..." - "100% of it in my pocket."

Its just a old joke I heard from my grandpa. Please don't hurt me.

Also, Im sorry for my english...

Im rather sorry for your contry, not your english. Im from a very much alike country as well.. yay for Hungary.

*country

We only pay 125% for everything. And then we have free healthcare. I have had two operations on my ears, free braces, and now help because I'm atypical autist. If we lived in USA, we'd be ruined. And my brother is receiving free help too, and is currently doing well in his education. Fuck yes denmark, i love it here

its in australia...i figured that out from the email id

with a college degree.

thats only about 35k a year.

This ad was posted in a tasmanian newspaper, i know because i live about 2 hours out from launceston.

Australia.
Employment rate is 5.1%, bank interest is 4.5%,
They get 4 weeks paid leave, long service leave, maternity leave, sick leave and the average tax rate is much lower than Americas on average. The food is basically the same price as it is in America, and the Australian dollar is US$1.02 today (It hovers around $1.05 on average) meaning that, even though you make more, prices arent inflated like you would expect.

Long story short- come to Australia :)

Nice try, Austrailia.

What a nice way of saying all the poor people got killed by all the wild life =]
DO NOT GO TO AUSTRALIA www.cracked.com/funny-163-australia/ (for teh lulz)

"Hugh Jackman seems nice"

Holy fucking shit this was a real animal O_O I hope that last part is a lie and its really is fully extinct.

How could you :'0

Australians pay much more in taxes. Americans don't pay much in taxes compared to the rest of the developed world.

But on the downside, there's massive spiders

Edit: I meant unemployment**, compared to Americas 8-10%

$10.25 in the great white north

It's a solid eight where I live..

not quite

It's 7.25 in most of the US.

Scandinavia = win

are your dollars worth more than U.S. like canada dollars?

Nah, that was roughly calculated.

1 dollar = 5.7 Norwegian kroner
138 norwegian kroner /hour is minimum wage

So it's actually 24,2 dollars an hour

Shit man. I would be a Bill Gates for being a cashier there

Heh, everything here is more expensive though. But I do feel rich when I buy things on the internet.

And then you pay about 15 dollars a gallon for gas

Cost of living is a lot more expensive in Australia. We make more, but we pay higher bills.

It's Australia

Yeah, I make 7.75.....and I'm a supervisor...

That's way above the minimum wage here actually, currently minimum wage in the US is $7.25/hour.

Actually it varies in the US

there is a federal minimum, but the states can raise it if they choose to

We have a high minimum wage in Australia (where I assume this ad is from because of 'Launceston') because our cost of living is so darn expensive... so it's probably pretty even based on how much it costs to get by.

Makes sense, Shit's pretty cheap over in England, as a student i can live on a shopping trip on £10.

MFW on holiday in England

Haha Yeah, it may be cheap but it rains a lot! Apart from today were it is sunny! i feel a ploy from the universe coming.

Rain is fantastic.

It keeps tons of riff raff away from me and my lovely Scottish dogwalking.

20% SALES TAXES.

9.6 DOLLARS A GALLON!

I didn't buy petrol, I bought clothes and food, and it was cheaper than what I get in Australia.

No it isn't...are you retarded? We have a 20% sales tax on everything, our fuel is twice the cost. Americans are unlucky to have a 5% sales tax.

It differs from state to state in my state Florida it's 6.5% sales tax except for in August when there is a sales tax holiday for back to school shoppers. In Alabama it's 10% in some places, and in Delaware there is no sales tax. [normal][normal]

where the fuck did the normal come from i didn't type that

Oh dear. I can see how those taxes might be crippling. I mean we also have NHS tax, road tax, council tax, income tax, taxes on everything unhealthy, tv tax.

I didn't say they were crippling I was just informing you that your 5% sales tax statement was wrong that it differs from state to state. Plus we also have income tax, tolls and highway taxes, excise taxes (which is taxes on unhealthy things), and if you count pbs I guess we get taxed on tv but not really. Anyway why are you complaining if I broke a bone or got sick tomorrow I would be totally screwed. You get a lot for your high taxes.

Eh i know we get a lot, modern countries should all really have an NHS imo. And yes i realise it changes by state, but its still constantly lower. Those other taxes we also have here, although the unhealthy tax applies to all food items excluding basic items like bread.

And the TV tax is actually a hugely good thing. It isn't so much of a tax, its the license fee which goes directly to fund the BBC and not the government coffers. Which, if you've ever watched the BBC is fantastic. Means more intelligent programming as they don't have to fish for viewers for their adverts. (there are none)

That isn't even minimum wage in the US. Minimum wage here is only $7.25

Over here It's £6 depending on your age.

£3.68~ for 16-17 year olds, £4.98 for 18-20 year olds, and £6.19 for 21+. Even though everyone in a workplace usually does the same amount and quality of work.

ha.

Wa ha ha. In my Country min wage is R9.00 . R9.00 = $0.9150 per hour. Fuck i hate South Africa.

Minimum wage is like £2.70, that's what I learned when I worked at Mcdonalds to earn some extra cash while I was young.

sorry i think i might be thinking of a certain age. if you're over 18 (or is it 21) its more. if you're under 18 there isn't a min i think. its just whatever the employer fancies

Still, $15 an hour is a lot, especially for a minimum.

exactly!

it's £6.19 here

You probably don't care but seeing your gif gave me flashbacks of when I played Alice: madness returns. I've been repressing those disturbing depressing memories for weeks and now I need to cry... Mfw.

In norway $24 is minimum wage