5 best places to hide a body. . The five best places to hide a body: LA dump forest 3. A mine 4. A swamp 5. In the terms and conditions. A graveyard. Hide terms and condit
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User avatar #7 - Loppytaffy (10/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
A graveyard.
User avatar #17 - Drumachine (10/08/2012) [-]
Page 2 of Google search results
#5 - applescryatnight (10/08/2012) [-]
a dump? you would have to eat a lot of fiber
#28 - furballx (10/09/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Seriously though what would be the best place to get rid of/hide a body? i always had this feeling that one of these days i would (accidentally?) kill someone.
Seriously though what would be the best place to get rid of/hide a body? i always had this feeling that one of these days i would (accidentally?) kill someone.
#29 to #28 - notyaoming (10/09/2012) [-]
If you have have access to a farm and hogs, they'll eat everything except the clothing.

Also strong concentration of muriatic acid. Don't bother burning. Chances are you couldn't get the fire hot enough to burn the skull, femur, and teeth.

User avatar #26 - dragoncop (10/09/2012) [-]
Not just in any terms and conditions. In the itunes terms and conditions.
User avatar #11 - bearinganhourglass (10/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Remove the teeth and feed it to a pig. Pigs will eat everything but the teeth.
www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/02/oregon-farmer-eaten-by-pigs
User avatar #22 - thinkwithportals (10/09/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Going off my two favorite shows, I would say an ocean current or hydroflouric acid would be best
User avatar #15 - foelkera (10/08/2012) [-]
Hide them in Romney's tax returns.
User avatar #34 - whyisthishappening (10/09/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who actually reads the terms and conditions
User avatar #35 to #34 - baryonyxer (10/09/2012) [-]
yes
#33 - biggrand (10/09/2012) [-]
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where I hid the body
User avatar #32 - mcderfenschmirt (10/09/2012) [-]
ha
User avatar #20 - cwilkens (10/09/2012) [-]
My mom told me a couple years back either feed it to a couple of pigs.. Or in the pig **** pond..
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User avatar #14 - derangedberger (10/08/2012) [-]
If I had whatever the hell job people who write those have, I would write horribly racist jokes in them.
No one would ever know.
User avatar #9 - commanderbunbun (10/08/2012) [-]
in a big plastic barrel of hydrofloric acid
#6 - insanefreak (10/08/2012) [-]
I think the best way to kill someone would be to tell everyone you are god, that everyone you killed were evil sinners who had to die, and that everything that's bad is caused by the devil.

Just trolling three big religions in one go for the fun of it.
User avatar #3 - eonsmashface (10/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think the perfect crime would be to take someone on a trip to a location with a nearby volcano. convince the victim to go with you to go and see the volcano up close. when you're in range, give the guy a good shove and watch him plummet to the lava below destroying all evidence and you could say you were never with him/her.

that's just me though.
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User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (10/08/2012) [-]
I could keep a instructions on how to get to my underground porn room in there, no one would ever find it.

Come to think of it, so many programs could write "By installing this software you give us the right to come to your house and cut off your testicle for research" And we'd blindly accept it.
User avatar #24 - gijigsaw (10/09/2012) [-]
Or an RV/Meth Lab. Then a plastic bin of hydroflouric acid.
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