best of dog shaming

That's a mighty fine roll you got there.

You look pretty good.

Can you spare a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

no

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10/10, actually lol'd

Pfft, look at the content. Who wrote that? Only thing I see is a note and a dog, so obviously it was the dogs.

Stupid anon.

Neither can you.

Mine's not as good as yours, but it's a shitting in the park as a kid story so I feel compelled to tell.

My brother is 9 years older than me, and when I was 3 he took me to the park with his girlfriend (if you could have called it that at 12). I was playing on the junle jim going down the slide, and stuff while he talked to her, she had to be home soon so he told me we have to go. I was PISSED. I dropped my pants and shit in the middle of the park because he told me we had to go.

Also, once I pooped in his shoe, and another time I pooped beside the toilet and tried to cover it with a towel so no one would know.

Recent shit stories? I was staying at a friends house for like ten days, and I wasn't fully comfortable shitting in his house yet, so I was just holding it. It was day seven of me holding in shits like a champ, and his dad came home with Wendy's. He got me a triple baconator, which is pretty huge. By the end of that my ass was ready to explode. I thought of a good reason to go to y house for a bit, and said I needed more clothes, we were about halfway there and I had no choice, it was coming out. It started coming out and I just pulled my pants down enough to let this HUGE log of shit fly out of my asshole (7 days worth of shit and pressure). All you heard was a heavy solid THUD. He turns and looks at me like 'what in the fuck'. It was like a foot and a half long and it was thick as my wrist almost.

And another time me and this same friend were at his trailer for the weekend and we went smimmin in the river, and we being bos decided to just float through the 'rapids-ish' part. We ended up not being able to get out becase of the water and we both had to shit, so I held onto a rock and shit mu guts out down the river.

I can hold my shit for abnormal periods of time, regularly I shit twice a day though

My records 2 weeks without pooping.

It must have been awkward seeing I mentioned you in a comment and reading that :P

A Little bit yeah.

Fuckin' saved.

For next time

I thought the poop at the bottom of the slide one was better