C++. . Times are tough in today' s I had to broaden rug job searching a bit Mr. Bossman wilt up you . Suit says here youve applying for the programmer plam‘. -i oh yeh
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - funmanigro
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I'M C++
SON OF A BITCH JAVA
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT OBJECT ORIENTED?
DO YOU WANT SHORT CIRCUIT?
JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING
SUN MICROSYSTEMS IS A MURDERER
******* JAVA
User avatar #103 to #3 - tomoya
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public class ***********
{
public static void main(String[] args)
{
system.out.print("You can suck my fat cock")
system.out.println(" also OP IS A FAGGOT")
}
}
User avatar #13 to #3 - blahness
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i'm think you accidentally english
User avatar #104 to #13 - killuminatii
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its a copypasta, he edited it
#17 to #3 - mrvegeta
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mfw
mfw
#27 to #3 - safo
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I MAKE YOU C++ PROGRAMMER!

I AM LUGASH!
User avatar #24 to #3 - xsynysterx
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"Java is pig"

"no"
#32 - sonicserver
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User avatar #66 to #32 - shogg
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User avatar #15 - unintentionalbrony
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I studied my ASS off in that class. Dick teacher gave me a C+ and wrote on my card "Lol".
#37 - josieabby
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#76 to #37 - silverlance
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#54 to #37 - kaboomz
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User avatar #10 - swimmingprodigy
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according to that logic, shouldnt it be B?
I think C- - would be D
User avatar #18 to #10 - Crusader
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double negatives make a positive, just as a double positive creates a positive.
It would be "B" if you it was +- or -+, since opposite symbols create a negative.

I know the joke, but I thought I should point that out.
User avatar #20 to #18 - azzaip
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in the programming language C++:
C++ is the same as saying C = C + 1;
C-- is the same as saying C = C - 1;
there is no "double positive" or "double negative" here
User avatar #33 to #20 - Crusader
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I'm no programmer, I thought that programming followed general math rules
User avatar #77 to #33 - admiralen
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then c++ still doesnt make b which makes swimmingprodigy a failiure at life
#11 to #10 - trolljunkusa
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#53 to #10 - anon id: 8dc796c8
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Actually, ++ remains +
User avatar #29 to #10 - beefs
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That's why they didn't call him back.
User avatar #31 to #29 - swimmingprodigy
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and i am an idiot because I didnt understand the joke.
Thanks for that......
#14 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account**
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#50 - ludislavonac
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So many programmers here talking about program languages
#51 to #50 - holypiez
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in the comments below
#36 - breakfastlunch
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User avatar #4 - trollinhard
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don't know what's more sad: that i got the joke, or the fact that i couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes
User avatar #8 to #4 - anonymoused
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can you explain it to me
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#12 to #9 - ThekidsTEN
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well if it was c++ it wouldn't auto increment to d it would auto increment the c variable by one so who knows what the correct answer would be unless we were able to see what the c variable's value was at the time
#55 to #12 - anon id: 761052b6
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PHP increments alphabetic characters aswell, for example echo a++ will display b.
#43 to #12 - anon id: 761052b6
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But, he doesn't know the C language, so he is probably using another language construct
#110 to #43 - ThekidsTEN
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c != c++
#22 to #9 - anon id: 1818aef2
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that took me a minute to get... thanks for clarifying
#25 - gerdinn
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