If Mitt Romney had a Kickstarter. Thanks to Cracked for making me laugh like an idiot. . Autostart My Heart by Mitt Updates I] " ' Belmont, MA Ewen I' m my a E
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If Mitt Romney had a Kickstarter

Thanks to Cracked for making me laugh like an idiot.

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User avatar #2 - mitchyw (10/07/2012) [-]
I wanna nom nom with rom rom. Already got my deep v
#1 - Womens Study Major (10/07/2012) [-]
I'm going for the $1,000 reward.
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