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Green Story is Best Story
4chan never fails to deliver funny.
bee heme a night
shotas hell in muse
simly at: is in living mum
staying tap
ddidnt knew sister was heme
aam in living redem staying eell using laptop
sisster eames in
shand is en beek
red headed
we shocked i just freeze
sisster leeks at my weed
similes and sits dawn by me
3-" mu m this aften' P"
scrabs my diam
shard as a reek
seets en her knees
astards striking
we lube arm
seme watari had en my dick
spuddenly getting saft
meant believe whats happening
steel like a perv
sshe dew step
Hays its m
astards sucking my limp noodle reek
splurging all sleppy like
staying get me hard
stog walks in living mum
1‘ -starts sniffing my leg
shoe him away
sisster starts tonguing my balls
stog starts sniffing my spit fevered deng
sisster laughs
spash dog away
stog bites my thigh
in pain
suceeding a little
sget up run bathromm
strip ever my halfway pulled dawn jeans
sharts like hell
dawn assess the damage
cripped jeans
sekin was showing
shat night
swint was bawwing
3-" where mu think yeu‘ re wing baby!?"
shotas hell in muse
simly at: is in living mum
staying tap
ddidnt knew sister was heme
aam in living redem staying eell using laptop
sisster eames in
shand is en beek
red headed
we shocked i just freeze
sisster leeks at my weed
similes and sits dawn by me
3-" mu m this aften' P"
scrabs my diam
shard as a reek
seets en her knees
astards striking
we lube arm
seme watari had en my dick
spuddenly getting saft
meant believe whats happening
steel like a perv
sshe dew step
Hays its m
astards sucking my limp noodle reek
splurging all sleppy like
staying get me hard
stog walks in living mum
1‘ -starts sniffing my leg
shoe him away
sisster starts tonguing my balls
stog starts sniffing my spit fevered deng
sisster laughs
spash dog away
stog bites my thigh
in pain
suceeding a little
sget up run bathromm
strip ever my halfway pulled dawn jeans
sharts like hell
dawn assess the damage
cripped jeans
sekin was showing
shat night
swint was bawwing
3-" where mu think yeu‘ re wing baby!?"
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#1
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valen (10/07/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
>Limp noodle cock
>His cock is weak
>His balls are heavy
>There's blood on his thigh already
>Mom's spaghetti
>His cock is weak
>His balls are heavy
>There's blood on his thigh already
>Mom's spaghetti
#9
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bentense (10/07/2012) [-]
as soon as sister took interest in the person I looked at the last few lines.
#6
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bluwizard ONLINE (10/07/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
as always cheat sheet for green stories is read first letter of every sentence or read last 2-3 lines for song lyrics.
#12
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nocturnavg **User deleted account** (10/07/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
These are stupid, they're just stories with an irrelevant joke takked on the end. Woah OP, congrats on mentioning the wind before the punchline, real clever!
#40
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ryderjamesbudde (10/07/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Be me, fifteen years old
>Birthday tomorrow
>Fucking excited, I'll be able to drive
>Nighttime
>It's like Christmas eve, too giddy to sleep
>Stare at my ceiling all night
>Bored AF
>Suddenly daytime
>I fell asleep, fuckyeah.jpg
>Run upstairs
>See my dad with a cup of coffee
>He's smiling at me, holding something
>He brings his arm back to throw it towards me
>They jingle in mid-air
>Catch them
>First time I ever held the keys to my ford explorer
>It was purple when I first got it, my dad said he would repaint it
>Fast forward two days
>Excited because my friends like naming their cars
>Can't wait to see what they name mine
>Going to school in my hot new ride, it's purple, dgaf
>Greet friends
>They all chuckle at its paintjob
>They see its an explorer
>Birthday tomorrow
>Fucking excited, I'll be able to drive
>Nighttime
>It's like Christmas eve, too giddy to sleep
>Stare at my ceiling all night
>Bored AF
>Suddenly daytime
>I fell asleep, fuckyeah.jpg
>Run upstairs
>See my dad with a cup of coffee
>He's smiling at me, holding something
>He brings his arm back to throw it towards me
>They jingle in mid-air
>Catch them
>First time I ever held the keys to my ford explorer
>It was purple when I first got it, my dad said he would repaint it
>Fast forward two days
>Excited because my friends like naming their cars
>Can't wait to see what they name mine
>Going to school in my hot new ride, it's purple, dgaf
>Greet friends
>They all chuckle at its paintjob
>They see its an explorer
#37
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kubrick (10/07/2012) [-] mfw I googled the ending.
[I don't listen to the radio or watch television often. I am disconnected from such tragedies.]
[I don't listen to the radio or watch television often. I am disconnected from such tragedies.]
