Damn Dragons. Still jealous of your cousin out fighting dragons?. A ..adim keep my eyes open. wimp down at any time]: , _ It, -, A. now as a dragonborn you COULD use all your fancy spells and bows and arrows...or you COULD use.... THE WABBAJACK! skyrim dragon guards

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#3 - bleeduntildeath (10/06/2012) [+] (15 replies)
now as a dragonborn you COULD use all your fancy spells and bows and arrows...or you COULD use.... THE WABBAJACK!
#18 - mcderfenschmirt (10/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#75 - baditch (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Be last week.   
>Playing dawnguard   
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).   
>Charge in as a werewolf   
>Vampres are already attacking morthal   
>Decide to let them keep at it   
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape   
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube   
> Two bears out of nowhere   
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
>Be last week.
>Playing dawnguard
>Leveling up werewolf, decide to attack morthal (My least favorite city).
>Charge in as a werewolf
>Vampres are already attacking morthal
>Decide to let them keep at it
>Two dragons swoop down, start joining in on the gang-rape
>Poor Morthal doesn't even get the courtesey of lube
> Two bears out of nowhere
>MFW leaving morthal after the slaughter
#55 - rmoran ONLINE (10/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Time for an epic battle
Time for an epic battle
#9 - thecharliesheen (10/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
#87 - foelkera ONLINE (10/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
>With Lydia
>Heading to Rorickstead
>See giant camp
>Decide to walk past it
>Lydia runs up to them and immediately gets hit into the upper atmosphere
>MFW
#69 - monkeywithafez (10/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #65 - dafuqmang ONLINE (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>Walking through Skyrim
>Hear dragon while in town
>Stand still for 5 minutes, maybe he'll come and the guards will help
>He doesn't come
>Whatever
>Get just over the hill, where the guards can't see
>He ******* divebombs me.
>Kill him
>Guard comes over hill
>Whatever, keep walking
>Two minutes later , ******* around, reciting the trailer
>Press shout hotkey
>FUS RO DAH
>Dragon lands right in front
>Gets stunned
>Theme music playing
>Beat the **** out of him
>Walk away after absorbing his soul
>Killed by a wolf
>ALL OF MY RAGE
#27 - anotherone (10/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
been a while, i don't remeber why talos was banned, could some one please explain?
been a while, i don't remeber why talos was banned, could some one please explain?
#36 to #27 - pauix (10/07/2012) [-]
Get into the game and ask Heimskr. He'll tell you everytihng you need to know.
#7 - rellergert (10/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#38 - hamderp (10/07/2012) [-]
YOU HAD ONE JOB!! ONE JOB!!!
#66 - robodarkvision (10/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
Guys don't worry it's just dancing.
#5 - lunarlizzy (10/07/2012) [-]
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#40 - trainalf (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I did the Battle for Windhelm quest and a dragon attacked as soon as I began. Imperials fighting Stormcloaks, Stormcloaks fighting Imperials, the dragon burning everyone, and everyone firing at the dragon. It. Was. AWESOME!
#51 - kibbleking (10/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #6 - lucidria (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
One time I was in Windhelm when SUDDENLY! a dragon attacks. It dies right in front of the palace and right next to me is a guard. As soon as the dragon died, the guard said the line "My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty."

Also, though I'm sure it happens to everyone, whenever I go to my house, my housecarl says "I don't think you're supposed to be in here."
#84 - A Pickle (10/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Back when I first got skyrim:   
>Get to the high hrothgar quest   
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir   
>still didn't know about fast traveling   
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard   
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
Back when I first got skyrim:
>Get to the high hrothgar quest
>need to go to the top of the mountain to meet arngeir
>still didn't know about fast traveling
>spend a total of 4 in game hours hopping up the mountain like a retard
>MFW my friends tell me there's a path
User avatar #45 - goldenpotato (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"What is it? Dragons?"
User avatar #48 to #45 - anonymousattorney (10/07/2012) [-]
Nope; someone stole my sweetroll.
#1 - ragged (10/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, since the guards level with the Dragonborn up to 50, I'd say that dragon is ****** .
#2 to #1 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (10/06/2012) [-]
Element of surprise...
#59 - coolponyboy ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
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