Impossible Case. . REDNECK MURDER mo reasons why we so hard to solve a REDNECK MURDER: 1. The DNA all matches. 2. There are no dental records.
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Impossible Case

REDNECK MURDER
mo reasons why we so hard
to solve a REDNECK MURDER:
1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.
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Submitted: 10/06/2012
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#7 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Family reunion today



BETTER PICK UP SOME CONDOMS
#6 - ihavenoimagination (10/07/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this:

How do you castrate a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw

#8 - crazysexyhorse (10/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be at family reunion   
>chatting with my aunt from that I never get to see   
>see couple making out in my peripheral   
>My cousins from Alabama (brother and sister)   
>Their mother walks up   
>"Oh yeah, aren't they precious?"   
>mfw   
   
Turns out she approves of their relationship, and they're having their first child together in a few months.
>Be at family reunion
>chatting with my aunt from that I never get to see
>see couple making out in my peripheral
>My cousins from Alabama (brother and sister)
>Their mother walks up
>"Oh yeah, aren't they precious?"
>mfw

Turns out she approves of their relationship, and they're having their first child together in a few months.
User avatar #24 - fukkendragonite (10/07/2012) [-]
How do you circumcise a redneck?

Kick his sister in the jaw.
#20 - whotookmyusername (10/07/2012) [+] (7 replies)
**whotookmyusername rolls 107,677,953** test
User avatar #27 - jennalynnification (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You may be a redneck if:
- You have 'Party lights' up year round on your porch.
- There is a Confederate flag, dip, and some sort of camo in your car.
- Your christmas tree has beer cans on it as decoration.
- You have you family dog tattooed on your body.
- Your address says something like 'Lot C'
User avatar #23 - DisturbedBlake (10/07/2012) [-]
And 3. Why care?
#12 - N. Korean citizen (10/07/2012) [-]
DNA twin
User avatar #1 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
Now I know who dat there keelar is.

It's either my Uncle cousin, or my sister niece.
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