hipster translations. . s):) . . . J. only banal actually readin What They Say are "" i" They Mean What They Mean Prepare for disappointment when I take off my
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s):) . . . J. only banal actually readin
What They Say are "" i" They Mean
What They Mean
Prepare for disappointment
when I take off my shirt.
I don' t and wish I was
more mysterious.
Pm agnostic Es. like. arrogant
to think you know the face of
the universe. you know?
never heard of. tr? "salter. hr. r,.
I am '. person of strong
conviction and weak bowel
movements. This is your chance
to ask ii/ -.] about either.
I found the perfect cirkel
glasses and I couldn* t resist.
I don' t like your jeans.
If my parents knew how
often I get mugged. they' d
stop paying my rent.
Do you have any
canned Pabst? Can
you take i. c. 1. picture of
me drinking it?
I do. and mine is
I got this at American
Apparel for . 95.
Di Mice and Man was the
use grade English.
I think I' m better than you.
I think I' m better than you.
I think I' m better than you.
l i it
l? I think I' m better than you.
I' m poor and careless. yet still
think I' m better than you.
I think better than you.
...
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#15 - fridginator ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I consider myself agnostic...
Does that mean I'm a hipster?
User avatar #2 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I read "Of Mice and Men" in 10th grade.
User avatar #11 to #10 - codyxvasco (10/06/2012) [-]
I was in my mom for a while.
#89 - meatymanbearpig (10/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#69 - animepost (10/07/2012) [-]
LOL THE 5TH ONE.
I worked at this restaurant and a hipster asks me that exact question.
my instant reply was "Why, do you have a weak bowel?"
Best way to get fired!


Forever unemployed.
#27 - mcroflskates (10/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I...I'm going to post my opinion.   
Steinback has got to write the shittiest books ever...   
They're so simple, and I feel like he tries to be too descriptive. Yes, I know the cow is fucking brown. You don't have to write two pages about how brown the cow is.
I...I'm going to post my opinion.
Steinback has got to write the shittiest books ever...
They're so simple, and I feel like he tries to be too descriptive. Yes, I know the cow is fucking brown. You don't have to write two pages about how brown the cow is.
#88 - grimmwaters (10/07/2012) [-]
A lot of these describe SpongeBob.
#7 - nickhols (10/06/2012) [-]
agnostic is a fucking adjective, as in "agnostic atheist"
shit people get it together

And being gnostic IS arrogant, and being agnostic doesn't make you a hipster, its makes you not a fucking dumbass
#75 - head (10/07/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Ironic bit is that OP doesn't realize that by thinking people think "I'm better than you" he's thinking that he's better than them, which makes him a hipster in terms of the definition he uses to describe them. Science + Auristootlean philoshaphy proves it.
#18 - clapex (10/07/2012) [-]
i know a few "hipsters" they are pretty cool tolerant guys i like them, at least they are no douches
#61 - emptysuperman (10/07/2012) [-]
I want to make love to this post. Thank you OP. (All hipsters must die.)
User avatar #79 - ktulu (10/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>implying hipsters exist
#45 - frotw ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Pabst isn't just for hipsters
User avatar #35 - Sockopolis (10/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can someone tell me how Pabst is hipster?
User avatar #36 to #35 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (10/07/2012) [-]
Hipsters drink it because it's cheap and low key
#52 - thatrussianhoe (10/07/2012) [-]
hate hipsters
User avatar #39 - danniegurl (10/07/2012) [+] (6 replies)
i read Of Mice and Men in tenth grade
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#77 to #31 - sarwarl (10/07/2012) [-]
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#3 - messerschmidto ONLINE (10/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Relevant poster I just bought is relevant.
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